Phobophilia posted:

If perchance you live near a bunker where the billionaires plan to hold in luxury after the collapse, please do your duty and raze it to the ground.

quote:

In private Facebook groups, wealthy survivalists swap tips on gas masks, bunkers, and locations safe from the effects of climate change. One member, the head of an investment firm, told me, “I keep a helicopter gassed up all the time, and I have an underground bunker with an air-filtration system.” He said that his preparations probably put him at the “extreme” end among his peers. But he added, “A lot of my friends do the guns and the motorcycles and the gold coins. That’s not too rare anymore.”
Tim Chang, a forty-four-year-old managing director at Mayfield Fund, a venture-capital firm, told me, “There’s a bunch of us in the Valley. We meet up and have these financial-hacking dinners and talk about backup plans people are doing. It runs the gamut from a lot of people stocking up on Bitcoin and cryptocurrency, to figuring out how to get second passports if they need it, to having vacation homes in other countries that could be escape havens.” He said, “I’ll be candid: I’m stockpiling now on real estate to generate passive income but also to have havens to go to.” He and his wife, who is in technology, keep a set of bags packed for themselves and their four-year-old daughter. He told me, “I kind of have this terror scenario: ‘Oh, my God, if there is a civil war or a giant earthquake that cleaves off part of California, we want to be ready.’ ”
When Marvin Liao, a former Yahoo executive who is now a partner at 500 Startups, a venture-capital firm, considered his preparations, he decided that his caches of water and food were not enough. “What if someone comes and takes this?” he asked me. To protect his wife and daughter, he said, “I don’t have guns, but I have a lot of other weaponry. I took classes in archery.”

SaberToothedPie posted:

https://twitter.com/matthewamiller/status/937009631662104578

quote:

while watching Miliband unveil the tablet on television, a Labour press officer "started screaming. He stood in the office, just screaming over and over again at the screen. It was so bad they thought he was having a breakdown".

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

That Breitbart article is sure something

some excerpts

What does it have to do with civil rights?


Compassionate conservatives


and finally, a classy ending

Cubone posted:

if you work in a d.c.-area mcdonald's it is your patriotic duty poo poo in the food

Dissapointed Owl posted:

What does this ghoul think a government is supposed to do? Can someone ask him

corn in the bible posted:

http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2017/12/senate-gop-accidentally-killed-all-corporate-tax-deductions.html oops

nooneofconsequence posted:

Jose posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/938422792080457731

Brain Curry posted:

Knight posted:

Just like Ben Garrison's depictions

Bob NewSCART posted:

Look up the story of him getting hair plugs and then violently attacking and raping his wife

(This is the president btw)

my new dog posted:

Catastrophe posted:

not realistic. his butt is certainly much flabbier than that.

e:

https://twitter.com/KrangTNelson/status/939997467323531264

"Roy Moore, 2011: Getting rid of the Constitutional Amendments after the 10th would eliminate many problems"

hmmmmmmm...
13th: Abolishes slavery, and involuntary servitude, except as punishment for a crime.

15th: Prohibits the denial of the right to vote based on race, color or previous condition of servitude.

19th: Prohibits the denial of the right to vote based on sex.

22nd: Limits the number of times that a person can be elected president.

24th: Prohibits the revocation of voting rights due to the non-payment of a poll tax or any other tax.

26th: Prohibits the denial of the right of US citizens, eighteen years of age or older, to vote on account of age.

Obsidianheart posted:

Eh, my life's pretty hosed up.

Former DILF posted:

Rugoberta Munchu posted:

ROFL Octopus posted:

goldenninjawarrior posted:

Did anyone do this yet.

Moridin920 posted:

people who don't believe in separation of church and state suck big time

J.A.B.C. posted:

http://www.tmz.com/2017/12/12/jake-tapper-roy-moore-spokesman-bible-muslims-homosexuality/

I know, TMZ, but this poo poo is hilarious. He looks like a melting blow-up doll.

flashy_mcflash posted:

WaPo did a murder
https://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/compost/wp/2017/12/12/trump-respects-women-you-disgusting-floozy/

Honestly thought this was Clickhole hmbol

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

A compilation of Moore supporters crying at the results party

https://youtu.be/6uIkxhUyBZE

in my veins

TulliusCicero posted:

Seriously, what a retard.

mono posted:

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/941646798392823809

America sux

Speedboat Jones posted:

Of course the British retard is one of those chuds that thinks a picture of bacon will scare the muslims away.

Powershift posted:

LoL, rich people going to jail?

What loving timeline are you from?

hitchensgoespop posted:

Not sure how reliable this chap is but...

https://twitter.com/HoarseWisperer/status/942221228483469312

Warm und Fuzzy posted:

tell me they discovered his body 30 days later with the TV still on after someone reported a strange smell coming from their reclusive neighbor's apartment.