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Virigoth
Apr 28, 2009

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Post the next page damnit! :justpost:

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Virigoth
Apr 28, 2009

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I feel like it’s a bad idea to dunk on the FBI because their big brother CIA is gonna be pissed now and call Uncle Space Force.

Virigoth
Apr 28, 2009

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I should write a program to have my TwitterFleet just spam report these fucksticks.

Virigoth
Apr 28, 2009

Corona rules everything around me
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Flea puppies flea

Virigoth
Apr 28, 2009

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CrcleSqreSanchz posted:

*august 14 1945*
Man kissing greta friedman. The war is over. Toughened soldiers laughing, realizing they escaped hell and gave a future for their kids.

*lightning crackles as a delorean crashes into view. Doc brown stumbles out and lifts his goggles*
"Wait! You can't celebrate! Something is terribly wrong in the future with your kids! They think nazi's are cool!"

*everyone gasps then rolls up their sleeves and stuffs themselves into the delorean*

*flash to 2018 where in like jay and silent bob strike back they beat the poo poo out of every online or alt right peotester nazi one by one. Until they get to the president. Respect for the office makes them hesitate.*

*donald trump folds his hands together, confused but arrogant*

*buzz aldren from the past bursts through the ceiling in a moon capsule and his astronaut suit, decking trump while calling him a motherfucker*

...ready player 2. 2019.

:captainpop::ck5::kingsley:

Virigoth
Apr 28, 2009

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Oscar Wild posted:

Mr Crundin couldn't diagram a sentence if it was on a Dennys children's menu.

I thought it was the president. We

Virigoth
Apr 28, 2009

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pacerhimself posted:

Oh good, 4th day in a row of angry retarded morning tweets. Somebody needs to fix his diet.

Lol Hope really was controlling the ranting. She probably had to be there when he woke up.

Virigoth
Apr 28, 2009

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He’s telegraphing the play! Someone in OPSEC just walked out and just kept walking.

Virigoth
Apr 28, 2009

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Random Stranger posted:

Remember how Trump told Russia about the strikes in Syria we were going to do and then they were completely ineffectual?

Chessmaster Trump strikes again!

Surprise we sent the bombs to North Korea instead. 69D chess and get your sunglasses out South Korea.

Virigoth
Apr 28, 2009

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Do we have a major city dead pool for which one Russia nukes?

Virigoth
Apr 28, 2009

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mods change my name posted:

Uhmm pretty much all of them afaik

Someone has to be declared the first one though. This is America after all.

Virigoth
Apr 28, 2009

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Shwqa posted:

Whelp looks like this is the end of line. It has been my pleasure loling with all of you. May our spirits join our balls.

Happy birthday Shwqa.

Virigoth
Apr 28, 2009

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Glad I’m traveling internationally this week so I can watch the rockets fly over and give a salute while my balls head towards the newly formed wasteland.

Virigoth
Apr 28, 2009

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Extra Large Marge posted:

Republicans shocked to discover existence of black conservatives.

I used to play games with a rich while kid who used the handle “black republican”. That’s my story.

Virigoth
Apr 28, 2009

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C.R.E.A.M. get the virus
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I opted to watch the Johnsonville Cornhole Championships instead of this dinner and am not disappointed.

Virigoth
Apr 28, 2009

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#sewerratbarbie

Virigoth
Apr 28, 2009

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a new study bible! posted:

lol if you think the country can get any more divided

I’m a shocking new update Texas and California agree on something and succeed from the US and declare war on Dinal Tump

Virigoth
Apr 28, 2009

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This guy had the best potato cam on CNN.

Virigoth
Apr 28, 2009

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mods change my name posted:

everything that ever came out of Indiana is terrible bad garbage (except the King of Pop (except if he diddled (???)) and I guess Letterman)

gently caress you we make great tenderloins and have a bigly car race every year. Also Peyton Manning if that’s your thing.

Virigoth
Apr 28, 2009

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veiled boner fuel posted:

Lotta midwest states make great tenderloins. No way can Indiana lay claim to that exclusively.

Hash House A Go Go even makes some fair ones as far west as NV.

We do what we want because Vice President Pence will back us up. We also have a senate race that has broken down to who is more trumps friend than anything actual political so please wipe us off the face of the earth.

Edit: https://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2018/5/3/17216184/indiana-primary-2018-senate-rokita-messer-braun-donnelly

Virigoth fucked around with this message at 02:48 on May 5, 2018

Virigoth
Apr 28, 2009

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a messed up horse posted:

Laser Rocket Arm is from New Orleans

We still claim him because we have nothing else. Greg Pence is running for governor so we have that going for us. He will probably get elected because our state is stupid and lives in shacks.

Virigoth
Apr 28, 2009

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Virigoth
Apr 28, 2009

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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

prediction: No huckabee tomorrow

Shucks

Virigoth
Apr 28, 2009

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This black guy is confused and thinks he’s Caucasian? Some next level chess poo poo going on here.

Virigoth
Apr 28, 2009

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He is just shaving that spot and combing it over so the Family Hair continues down the line since Don Jr is loving it up.

Virigoth
Apr 28, 2009

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I eagerly await our secret Space Force base on the dark side of the moon

Virigoth
Apr 28, 2009

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mono posted:

Has anyone checked the sink hole for Melanie

You mean the escape route.

Virigoth
Apr 28, 2009

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I saw some Hispanics flip off trump tower in Chicago this weekend and lolled.

Virigoth
Apr 28, 2009

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We need to revive Washington out of the alien cold storage. It is time.

Virigoth
Apr 28, 2009

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I made the mistake of reading the comments again. Gonna go start drinking at 08:30.

Virigoth
Apr 28, 2009

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C.R.E.A.M. get the virus
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Have the US allies responded to any of this yet?

Virigoth
Apr 28, 2009

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Onkel Hedwig posted:

Russia and China were already mentioned

I want to laugh at this but I actually wept

Virigoth
Apr 28, 2009

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Good news we just won a World Cup host with our friends Mexico and Canada but the walls might make wait times longer than at IKEA.

Virigoth
Apr 28, 2009

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Tipps posted:

I've been unplugged for the last 6 weeks. Has Melania showed her face in public yet?

She transitioned and is Melanie now.

Virigoth
Apr 28, 2009

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Archer666 posted:

welp just found out some people I hang around with take Turnps side with the whole Trudeau thing and that the rest of G6 are" pissy because he's not giving them everything on a silver platter at America's expense"

:sever:

Virigoth
Apr 28, 2009

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Holy poo poo June 18th. You need to take a deep breathe and reset.

Virigoth
Apr 28, 2009

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Three-Phase posted:

Two. Hunted. Billion. In new tariffs.

Trump didn’t double down on China he quadrupled down.

How soon until blockades?

Virigoth
Apr 28, 2009

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NE99Y0APeTc

loving ruined a good music video and giphy excellence.

Virigoth
Apr 28, 2009

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Preoptopus posted:

Wait so wait, we pulled out of UN human right council but we can still rocket the gently caress out of people over alleged human rights abuses? Is that right?

That’s pussy trap , bitch.

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Virigoth
Apr 28, 2009

Corona rules everything around me
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Going to need to start working on Rule #1 and #9 for the coming land war

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