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Dec 23, 2000

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Kashuno posted:

screenshot because it will get deleted....it has been over 1000 years of TRUMP


Good thing time does not actually exist

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Dec 23, 2000

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bloom posted:

I guess you could say the insanity that was 2018 is ending on a positive note with Donny stumbling on his broken clock moment of opposing forever war.

Since the last 100 years have shown us things have to get worse and crazier every day I'm sure by february he'll invade Venezuela or something.
It really does say something about him that he can pull US soldiers out of the forever war and everybody still hates his guts. And not in a "Trump Derangement Syndrome" way.

Christ, what an rear end in a top hat.

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Dec 23, 2000

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"10% senior discount? That's like another tax break!"

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

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Apartheid government does not care

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Dec 23, 2000

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A Fancy Hat posted:

FOX NEWS EXECUTIVE: People, we have a problem. Our average viewer is 70 years old. We need to get some younger people watching. We've tried everything - we gave Ben Shapiro a show, we reduced skirt length by 1.65 inches, and we started getting exclusive Trump interviews. But it's still not working!

TUCKER CARLSON: I've heard of these guys, incels they call 'em. Big Trump fans, maybe I can appeal to them?

FNE: Yeah sure whatever just don't imply that you believe women should be locked in cages and forced to be homemakers.

TUCKER: Sorry I'm driving through a tunnel I just lost you! *walks out of meeting room*
After Laura Ingraham is still on the air (television) despite losing the majority of her advertisers and Tucker is doing his "let me give my last sponsor a special 1-on-1 interview on why your pillows are SO GREAT" after advocating genocide for the 27th time, I can't help but think that FOX News is really a free-4-all where they literally do this. Bill O'Reilly and Glenn Beck were actively trying to get fired and still got their severance.

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Dec 23, 2000

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Knew we'd see "we'll seize the guns and worry about the legal later" back again.

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

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He's shilling for pills and bitcoin while a 28 year old former bartender is in Congress changing our nation. No wonder he mad.

Now you'll have to excuse me, there's a woman across the street shouting something about Paimon and expelling my balls.

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mono posted:

leave her alone, she doesn't have any furniture for christs sake
Millennials can't afford furniture because they'd rather blow their money on iphones and assault rifles.

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Dec 23, 2000

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GOP Twitter Interns: "We demand our representatives condemn the description of our party as 'bitch-rear end mayo bois'."
New House Dems: <jerkoff motion to completion>

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Dec 23, 2000

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Anne Frank Funk posted:

Lol, nope I don't want more money, the professional athlete said.
Could you imagine it? Taking 70% of what you earn is theft. It's insane. It's immoral. Who wants to live in a country were you can work hard and through your sweat and focus make $100 in an hour, then your boss only pays you $30 for it? That's stealing! What's next, only paying $15 an hour? This won't stand.

The workers control the means of production!

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nooneofconsequence posted:

https://twitter.com/JuddLegum/status/1083103941049700361

lol Trump immediately undercut this rear end in a top hat by tweeting about storming out
The agreement was to bring a homemade dish, this is a huge faux pas

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Dec 23, 2000

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"One of the only guys" lol

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Killer_B posted:

Showing that she can copypasta Watchmen quotes too.
https://twitter.com/RobGeorge/status/1083767732951228416

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Strong Sauce posted:

so its not even her actual nephew.. or ? what? wtf
Honorary nephew that's like family and figuratively died in a not-quite explosion and not in the place I mentioned. I don't know why you all have so many questions about this :rolleyes:

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nooneofconsequence posted:

Trump's lunch



e:fb
When I die
Bury me deep
Send me the president's latest tweets
Jack them straight
Into my head
So I can lol
When I'm dead

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Dec 23, 2000

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Uncle at Nintendo posted:

Also that Terrence K. Williams guy is loving pathetic. Apparently he's a really lovely black comedian that couldn't get work so he rebranded himself as "one of the good ones" to grift fat Midwestern hillbillies into seeing his shows so he puts out fliers like this while praising republicans on Twitter
All I've seen of him is doing the "making a :bigtran: face while video plays on the other side" thing so it surprised me to see him genuinely smile. Sorta like if you ever saw the Deplorable Choir actually smile instead of that weird aggressive fake smile they have chiseled into their faces all the time, because they don't understand human expressions that aren't meant to antagonize or spite someone.

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old beast lunatic posted:

I can't stop laughing at this image. It's straight out of Biff Tannon's Casino in the 1985 Marty hosed up.
BTTF was a documentary series

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Dec 23, 2000

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Yeah, here's the amazing thing about Trump's relations with other countries: did he tell the President of Mexico that he would suck his dick for $1 for the border wall? Did he tell Kim Jung Un that he would give him all of America's Nukes for a Trump NK Hotel? Did he tell Putin that he would sell America's soul for a single corn chip?

WHO KNOWS?

The word of the President is so low that it doesn't matter what he said or what we believe; nothing matters. Putin or Theresa May or Obrador or the dog catcher in the Czech Republic could say anything and we would at least have to entertain it was true.

HAIL SATAN

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Dec 23, 2000

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Strong Sauce posted:

apparently the alt-right had memes making fun of the fact that pelosi wasn't able to fly on her "free trip".. they really think she gets to vacation on taxpayer's dime and the president just prevented it.
https://twitter.com/TheBeaSmith/status/1086024779239473152

BARK BARK BARK

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Dec 23, 2000

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The President tried to make the weakest attempt at negotiation with an already rejected proposal and the end result was looking like a weak bitch to his base lol

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An insane mind posted:

Because of course they are. Incapable of seeing themselves seperate from MAGA and Trpmu so everything that goes against the narrative is a plant or a hoax or in some way trying to discredit their legitimate movement.

It's a mass-delusion caught in an echochamber.
What a tragedy, to find out you were the false flag all along.

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An insane mind posted:

I don't know if this post is mocking me, but I find it poignant.
No mockery, friend. Inspired (sounds like the wrong word) by the guy who pulled up to Parkland in his best Trump t-shirt to find out his daughter was dead and all his friends on social media shouting he/she were crisis actors.

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An insane mind posted:

Wow. I kind of want that not to be true.
https://twitter.com/alexseltzer/status/964162027840245761

https://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/article/2018/dec/11/politifacts-lie-year-parkland-student-conspiracies/

Yeah he didn't learn from this. Last I heard he was making the rounds as the Parkland victims dad who LOVES HIS 2A. Legend has it he's still doing it...

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Mumpy Puffinz posted:

I don't think he knows what he's doing. I think he has been an rear end in a top hat for his entire life and has been rewarded for it. Now people don't like him for some reason and he doesn't know how to fix it. So he just doubles down. It has always worked before
Yeah, having worked for some people like Trump (but apparently not so dumb or unaware to be Trump) they reach a lot of points where they don't really know what's going on and they just want everyone under them to <waves arms> DO SOMETHING and that's the best description I can put to what he's doing. His brain is rotting and he's exploited his inherited wealth and the schism between what the GOP says and what their base wants to the point where he really thinks he can win them back with one more speech. Why wouldn't it work? It always has before. And those naysayers always said it wouldn't work, so he'll never listen to criticism or warnings.

I just need one more hit. One more rally where they cheer when I talk. When I say simple sentences and don't have to think about what I said. The crowd defines who I am and they don't understand us like I do. It's all pretend. One more speech and I'll win them over. I'll win them all over. And if I don't then I'll break some skulls and they'll fall in line. Just break all the rules and figure it out later. It doesn't matter if I'm gone after the consequences arrive, because there is no here, there is no "I", there is no now. There is only flesh and the shapes to which I will it.

AMERICA FIRST

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Son of Rodney posted:

I honestly thought I had a pretty good grip on how American labor laws gently caress you guys over, but every time I find new things that shock me. So wait, you really just lose your vacation days when you get fired? :psyduck:
Listen you foreigner, my boss has assured me that Better Things Aren't Possible.

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rafikki posted:

That just made me wonder if he knows how to drive a car
He does.

https://www.businessinsider.com/trump-driving-rolls-royce-listening-taylor-swift-2017-5

More evidence that shows how weird these people are. It's mostly banal stuff but "Better submit to social media this video of us driving in total silence, filmed from the back seat"

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Dec 23, 2000

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Raptor1033 posted:

Is Ben Jewish? Why does he have a yarmulke? Why does he look like a generic teacher from an anime?
Anime teacher or anime villain

https://twitter.com/RantingF/status/1080665981863612416

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