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Gobblecoque
Sep 6, 2011
Woke up this morning and had a hearty lol at the fact that Trump is president

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Gobblecoque
Sep 6, 2011

Moridin920 posted:

trump is charlie's uncle from it's always sunny but with tons of money and power

ah poo poo, trump is gonna replace all the white house paintings with artistic photographs of nude young boys

Gobblecoque
Sep 6, 2011
Woke up this morning and first thing I did was LoL because angry orange reality TV guy Donald Trump is president.


Then I had another few LoLs at this

Gobblecoque
Sep 6, 2011
He probably thought it was just some old-timey European skiing rules about how you can't wear powdered wigs on the slopes or something.

Gobblecoque
Sep 6, 2011

Pac-Manioc Root posted:

may your skull make a fine decoration for some wasteland warlord's throne or war rig, friend.

this is my only hope for my own head in the coming trumpocalypse.

trump is literally going to become immortan joe from the new mad max

Gobblecoque
Sep 6, 2011
Dude Trump is gonna grab the Queen by the pussy LoL

Gobblecoque
Sep 6, 2011

lmao

Gobblecoque
Sep 6, 2011
Trump is gonna pick one of the actors from Law and Order as the new justice.

Gobblecoque
Sep 6, 2011

just when I think trump has hit peak lol

Gobblecoque
Sep 6, 2011

Jose posted:

he's definitely got dementia and he's just started

Isn't he about as old as Reagan when he took office? Lol he's gonna have to wear ear plugs to stop his brains leaking out within a couple years.

edit: assuming that he doesn't already do that, which he might. lol

Gobblecoque
Sep 6, 2011

Code Jockey posted:

twitter screenshots are going to show up in history textbooks, aren't they

god drat it

there's gonna be a paragraph in textbooks dedicated to pepe and cuck memes lmao

Gobblecoque
Sep 6, 2011
i'm still waiting for when trump meets that insane president of the Philippines. either they're going to become best friends or trump is going to lose his poo poo

Gobblecoque
Sep 6, 2011

XMNN posted:

oops i did it again (loled)

h*ck, same

Gobblecoque
Sep 6, 2011

thathonkey posted:

hillarys war would have been lame and bad though lets face it trumps is going to be really really really good

"Guys this war is gonna be great you just, you guys have no idea. We've got guys on this that will do such a good job. Fantastic war. It's gonna be yuge! Just like my hands. See? Perfectly normal hands, nothing small about them."

Gobblecoque
Sep 6, 2011
Hahatakethatliberals.jpg

Gobblecoque
Sep 6, 2011
Lol Donold Trump is the President:

Gobblecoque
Sep 6, 2011
trump thinks checks and balances is cashing checks and weighing gold

Gobblecoque
Sep 6, 2011

r u ready to WALK posted:

I really, really hope they gave him fake nuclear codes

dude can you imagine the twitter meltdown that would follow trump being unable to initiate a nuclear holocaust. lol

Gobblecoque
Sep 6, 2011

Lime Tonics posted:

H.R.861 - To terminate the Environmental Protection Agency.

https://www.congress.gov/bill/115th-congress/house-bill/861/

loL

Gobblecoque
Sep 6, 2011
O'Reilly is just trying to confuse trump with his liberal biblicisms.

Gobblecoque
Sep 6, 2011
Now i'm waiting for when Trump eventually signs an EO as "Trundle the Great"

Gobblecoque
Sep 6, 2011
lol you think any good will come of anything

Gobblecoque
Sep 6, 2011

kierrie posted:

meh, tbf she didn't ask him to read it out loud, she asked him to read it and tell her what he thought it meant, which is exactly what he did. That's how people read, silently not out loud (unless you are a child), there is nothing unusual about it except the weirdo laughing over it.

To think that he can't read is so loving stupid, literally clutching at straws for a news story, have to agree with trump on this one, fake news.

:sad:

Gobblecoque
Sep 6, 2011

Moridin920 posted:

They only need 1 more GOP senator to vote no and she's done at least.

But yeah that online school poo poo is such a scam and I'm lolling so hard at the concept of a Sec Ed who is well, her



ahahahahahaha

:lol:

Gobblecoque
Sep 6, 2011

kierrie posted:

lol guys of course I didn't mean that children should work in a coal mine, but imagine how much fun it would be for them to assemble iphones - they luv that poo poo amirite?

"Your kids love McDonald's right? Well why not help them get a head start in life by working there instead of attending boring old elementary school! :)"

Gobblecoque
Sep 6, 2011

Flesh Forge posted:

Please note even though it's now adjourned you can still enjoy and appreciate the recording from the beginning and lol quite a lot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEK8FCBMkMQ

skip ahead 5 minutes of dead air

"Has the gov't pointed to any evidence connecting these countries with terrorism?"
"uh these proceedings have been moving very fast :shrug:"

lmao

Gobblecoque
Sep 6, 2011
trump please just slow down for a little bit, i can't hold all these lols

Gobblecoque
Sep 6, 2011

Pac-Manioc Root posted:

lol you just reminded me that after he serves out his term he'll be obliged to open a presidential library. it'll probably be some gilded atrocity co-located in one of his Atlantic city hotel-casinos. probably have like animatronic characters and a gift shop where you can get MAGA hats

"So mister president, have you been thinking about setting up your own presidential library after leaving office?"
"Li-library? Uh I'm sorry I uh forgot my glasses" *looks around room nervously while tugging at his collar*

Gobblecoque
Sep 6, 2011

Jose posted:

imagine they'd run literally anyone other than clinton lol

but but bu it's her turn :qq:

Gobblecoque
Sep 6, 2011

Zorodius posted:

I'm confused. She lost to Obama and Trump, who's #3?

i kinda wish trump would copy this and tweet it at hillary cuz drat :eyepop:

Gobblecoque
Sep 6, 2011

Moridin920 posted:

nah lol the Earth orbits the Sun

that sounds like some stupid science bitch talk

Gobblecoque
Sep 6, 2011

trump's hand motions when it rambles just fuckin slay me

Gobblecoque
Sep 6, 2011
Trump... is president. lol

Gobblecoque
Sep 6, 2011

god imagine being this much of a fun-hating dweeb at loving 16 lmao

Gobblecoque
Sep 6, 2011
i can just see this guy in kindergarten and the teacher asks all the kids what they want to be when they grow up and instead of firefighter or doctor or whatever he proudly stands up and proclaims "I want to be a republican!"

Gobblecoque
Sep 6, 2011

SickZip posted:

Your conspiracy theories of secret fifth columns of dirty foreigners subverting American democracy are weird and deeply racist

SickZip posted:

The only real difference is they waited a couple weeks longer and weren't as willing to resort to violence immediately

Guys it's happening again. The lols are coming from within the thread!

Gobblecoque
Sep 6, 2011
nutjob steve bannon being in a position of significant gov't power is almost as funny and absurd as trump being president

Gobblecoque
Sep 6, 2011

Viruswithshoes posted:

In 100 year's time there will be loving awesome documentaries about this election

in a century the public will forget about clinton being first lady or senator or secretary of state but will remember her solely for being the idiot loser who managed to somehow lose to trump loving lmao.

Gobblecoque
Sep 6, 2011

Pawn 17 posted:

What do you mean "if". She absolutely is going to run and we will have Trump for 8 years of hilarity. What a time to be alive!

Watch the DNC say they're not gonna run Hillary Clinton again but right after everyone breathes a sigh of relief they reveal that Chelsea Clinton will be their candidate instead lmao

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Gobblecoque
Sep 6, 2011

Piss de Bundy posted:

lol if i serve for 2 tours of wars for ANY country and come back with an injury and you don't give me citizenship

lol even in starship troopers service guaranteed citizenship

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