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cnut posted:Still loling! okay this got me i very obviously had a stroke and am in a surreal coma
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cnut posted:More lols? More lols. i like how they both kind of look like alternate timeline versions of eachother. like this dude got in a time machine and visited himself at age 15 with these two pictures "look, you can either clean up your act and go to the academy at Annapolis and have a successful military career, or you can end up being this dumpster fire of a human being." only lol the dumpster fire won
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Inadequate Areolas posted:Bannon knocked up a woman in her 40s and wouldn't agree to marry her until the doc confirmed the twin fetuses weren't retarded. was this a double-reverse fake-out to make her go to the effort to prove they weren't his? 
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they were "fighting al queda terrorists" by which at this point i assume means "helping the saudis butcher more houthis."
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Jan 29, 2017 19:42
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have an "alienating one of our oldest and closest allies" lol and a bonus lol for me pointing out the "home of hardline reactionary Wahabbism Saudi Arabia" shaped hole in the "muslim ban" thing on my facepage and my 80 year old conservodad immediately flailing MAGAnificently and sputtering a "b-b-b-but Obama!" non-sequitor
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Jan 29, 2017 20:18
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Jose posted:apparently any muslim country he has business interests in isn't included in the ban lol i wonder if Our Troop killed fighting we'll never know because while carter was made to give up his got danged peanut farm this guy won't divest from his biff tannenesque chain of gaudy hotel-casinos. lol
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Moola posted:tfw the bombs drop lol may your skull make a fine decoration for some wasteland warlord's throne or war rig, friend. this is my only hope for my own head in the coming trumpocalypse.
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Jan 29, 2017 20:26
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Jose posted:i hope they land close to me so i die in hellfire quickly and not suffer radiation poisoning that won't be very lol worthy thank you for the "reminding me that there's a painfully earnest anti-nuke tv movie from the 80's where they pull back from a guy suffering to death in a makeshift radiation poisoning hospice and it's the guy from police academy" lol
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Jose posted:its only been 10 days lol lol
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Jan 29, 2017 20:38
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*Obama completes the work of Bush, constructing a nearly omnescient surveilance panopticon/robot murder aparatus for the office of the chief executive. Steps back and nods approvingly at his labors.* "Well, it's certainly going to be controversial, as long as everyone uses this awesome power with a modicum of restraint and judgement, everything will go just fine. Juuust fine."
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http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/china-donald-trump-war-us-military-official-practical-reality-president-latest-a7550601.html Secretary of State Rex Tillerson has also advocated a US naval blockade of artificial Chinese islands in the South China Sea – which Beijing could interpret as an act of war. Lol
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Spatial posted:Somehow I doubt China is going to declare war on the country that buys 20% of their exports, and sells 1% of their own to them. Not exactly an economically favourable move. idk blockading their poo poo for no reason to call their bluff seems like a bad idea but i lack the clarity of masterful statesmanship posessed by secretary of state rex tillerson
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Jan 30, 2017 02:22
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Spatial posted:Holy gently caress I just remembered, Donald Trump is a birther. A birther is now the President of the United States!! Lol
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you cant like own the ocean, man
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Jan 30, 2017 02:51
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I just remembered when he tried to front to the Jesus nerds on the campaign trail by citing "one Corinthians" and had another little lol
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500 bad things posted:I thought it was 2 Corinthians Oh yeah. "Two corinthians." Lol
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He also fired the interim ICE director. lol
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https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.wa...igher-ed-panel/ lol
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Toadvine posted:He also shut up his critics effectivelY and with extreme prejudice I would forgive... some things... if Trump opened the state of the union by firing an m-249 saw into the air. take a lol because i just remembered that trump is obliged to deliver a sotu address and who knows what even kind of clown circus that will be.
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shame on those houthis. just because the saudis have been dropping american bombs from american planes, they come to the erroneous conclusion they got a beef with america?
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kill all women: no more abortions these guys really came up with a template that's the gordian knot solution to everything.
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I just flashed forward to the first time we have a big national tragedy and he's obliged to give one of those speeches previous presidents have had to strike just the right balance between reassuring, mournful, and determined with a somber gravitas. and lol he's gonna make it all about him and it's gonna be just revolting and terrible. "our thoughts and prayers go out to the thousands dead in the pacific northwest mega-eruption. as the magma chars their skeletons i can't help but think of the char-seared brisket taste from my line of trump steaks."
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when he has to address the world with a wardec against iran or the norks or who knows iceland he's gonna somehow manage outdo the crassness of "your fate is in your hands: do not destroy oil wells" lol
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Feb 2, 2017 14:57
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we elected a thin skinned baby man who can let nothing to, ever, to a job that entails being blamed for everything at all times and being able to let that go and do important president stuff lol
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Feb 2, 2017 16:50
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He probabaly shreiked and hardangued at her to smile at the back of his head next time when this embarassed him by turning into a meme.
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lol remember how we enacted a modicum of regulation over the financial industry after they nearly drove the whole economy into depression? http://www.startribune.com/trump-takes-first-step-to-scale-back-financial-regulations/412660133/ lol
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Son of Rodney posted:Why typical liberal class envy and irrational hatred of ~job creators~
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Feb 3, 2017 16:02
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experiencing a real reverse-pascals-wager kind of thought regarding long term life-goal plans.
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Egbert Souse posted:GOOD look if all bigotry is back on the table in 2017 and we're whittling down what we count as part of the in-tribe you can be drat sure papists are suspect
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Oscar Wild posted:Roman Catholic is the Acceptable Asian of religons. what does that make mormons?
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the democrats are the white guy holding the camera experiencing so much compersion for his wife right nowMeatwadIsGod posted:Boy I sure am glad the Democrats hitched their wagon to the most disliked establishment candidate in decades during an election where the two anti-establishment candidates defied all expectations https://theintercept.com/2016/07/22/new-leak-top-dnc-official-wanted-to-use-bernie-sanderss-religious-beliefs-against-him/ Because I'm a woman! Because I'm a woman, the ultimate outsider! Wow first woman president! Owlbear Camus fucked around with this message at 22:17 on Feb 3, 2017 |
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http://thehill.com/policy/defense/317837-pentagon-mistakenly-posts-10-year-old-video-to-back-up-yemen-raid the video was older than the little girl they killed lol?
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MeatwadIsGod posted:lolling that Bernie would have won and we would have seen the mirror version of these executive orders https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCbr9_DUE3E&t=26s
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Like I realize most politicians to some degree or another never stop campaigning, but most at least pivot a little bit towards governance and statesmanship.
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Still lolling that gen Mad Dog Mattis, the guy who got the secdef nom because he was the cartoon parody version of a warhawk marine general who lives to kill is shaping up to be the the principled, moderating voice of the cabinet.
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Jose posted:he's been in the job 2 weeks and is already on holiday lol i pointed this out to my conservodad who likes to find fault with obama for having golfed and taken vacations to get his goat and he was all up on some "it's called a WEEKEND something WORKING PEOPLE TAKE when they are WORKING VERY HARD."
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it's crazy to me that the exact same people who worshipped at the altar of john birch and spent the 80's fearing the Bear are fine with his russia apologism and gay for putin E: crazy lol'some
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Egbert Souse posted:I wonder how many times a day Trump shits his pants he very seriously seems to have some sort of second-term Reagan dementia going on. i think someone linked the video where he couldn't locate Giuliani-- seated across a table from him
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he's chilling with two corinthians, on furniture made of rich corinthian leather
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Tiny Lowtax posted:When it comes down to it I can't picture anyone in the Secret service taking a bullet for him. They'd all be like "nope lol" int: white house, day. terrorists are attacking GERARD BUTLER, secret service muscle man screams: GET DOWN MISTER PRESIDENT! MEDIUM SHOT: secret service muscle man running in slow motion to leap in front of the hail of terror bullets, but we pull out to reveal everything happening around him in real time, he's just running comically slow
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