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mst4k
Apr 18, 2003

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dick wizard posted:

lol since that guy was in office Oklahoma you can set stock ponds on fire with a lighter and they started having earthquakes. Imagine that type of fun everywhere in the country now haha lmao

The earthquakes are over for the most part since the bust but holy poo poo it was hilarious working in a skyscraper downtown Okla. City (yes we have buildings) and the whole building would sway two or three times a day. Weird as poo poo man.

Also my house has cracks in it and and everyone bought earthquake insurance in OKC but you have to prove the damage was caused by a REAL earthquake hahahahaha

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mst4k
Apr 18, 2003

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fyodor posted:

Senator Tom Cotton from Arkansas is participating in a Town Hall Discussion live:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyFa4FIcDo0

it is loving insane. This is what Trump hath wrought it is lol.

omg this is awesome

mst4k
Apr 18, 2003

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Tiny Lowtax posted:

Why the gently caress is everyone pronouncing it like "Are Kansas"? It's loving "R Can Saw".


That being said, lol he's getting torn apart

I've lived in a trailer parks when I was younger in ft. smith, fayetteville, and forrest city (named after THAT forrest) and never heard anyone say Are Kansas. Not sure what's going on over there, probably yanks.

mst4k fucked around with this message at 04:05 on Feb 23, 2017

mst4k
Apr 18, 2003

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Since I'm a drug doer my mom won't call me back unless I tell her I'm stuck in El Salvador and need help

So I did that and I started talking about the Apprentice ratings instead until she hung up lol.

I truly love this emperor

mst4k
Apr 18, 2003

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Skypie posted:

Ahahaha the night is young! Gimme a tweet, Dunold Tromp

Should be some good ones about 6 am lookin real forward to it if don doesn't deliver tomorrow i will be real goddamn dissapointed. Need some new consipiracy poo poo stat bitch

mst4k
Apr 18, 2003

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FuhrerHat posted:

hello im the president of the united states of america, and i endorse these steaks

this good

mst4k
Apr 18, 2003

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Been lollin all day not sure if I can take 3 1/2 more years of constant what the gently caress is going on oh yeah lollllllll

i mean it's lol day every goddamn day

love the usa. best country of all time ever.

mst4k
Apr 18, 2003

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Been sending my mom a daily 'lol you voted for trump look what he did today' text for forever or 4 months somewhere around there. Anyways she don't respond no mo. Not even on mothers day.

mst4k
Apr 18, 2003

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Is the senator lee who dropped the same one that cruz backstabbed like a mofo on the floor over a prison population reduction bill? If so lmao

mst4k
Apr 18, 2003

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New Mexico is blue as gently caress what kind of chart is that

mst4k
Apr 18, 2003

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I think this one is most fittin'

mst4k
Apr 18, 2003

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I wonder how often people tell her face to face that her eyes are hosed looking

mst4k
Apr 18, 2003

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Timeline needs more video games also since November my drinking has increased dramatically, it's frightening.

mst4k
Apr 18, 2003

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How tall is Jeff Sessions? 5'1?

mst4k
Apr 18, 2003

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Does Don think everyone in the the US watches TV 18 hrs a day? Maybe we do and I'm out of touch.

How do I move to the newest nation, catalan?

mst4k
Apr 18, 2003

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Eli Wiggum posted:

I'm just wondering how much lower we can go in 2018

Bannon vs. Trump it's going to be wonderful

Also I used to send my mom weekly updates about poo poo I found funny about trump but its not really funny anymore

what did we do america. what.

lol

mst4k
Apr 18, 2003

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What in the gently caress man lol what has happened to us.

mst4k
Apr 18, 2003

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FuhrerHat posted:

what a lovely country

It used to be an alright place to live :(

We just need another civil war to make it good again.

mst4k
Apr 18, 2003

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Damo posted:

then i take a look in the mirror, comb my pristine 2 foot long wispy forehead hair back onto the rest of my scalp, walk into the oval office and start MAKING AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

Lol

mst4k
Apr 18, 2003

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Chief McHeath posted:

Jesus Christ, the flashbacks. I remember watching the forecasts tip to 50%+ to the future retard President Donal J'ai Trump last year.

drat I was so loving drunk that night

Tonight I am drunk on diet coke

mst4k
Apr 18, 2003

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Domattee posted:

other guy is literally a child molester

Alabama, man!

mst4k
Apr 18, 2003

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Holy gently caress America we know drama lol

mst4k
Apr 18, 2003

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thatguy posted:

Walmart store managers were making 120k a year

thats poo poo pay for how much of a bitch rear end job that is, for real.

mst4k
Apr 18, 2003

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How many retard sips of water to get through the victory speech?????

mst4k
Apr 18, 2003

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2018 going great so far, this is great, the best, the is all the very very very best lol in a while.

mst4k
Apr 18, 2003

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sexpot posted:

please post the new Voted 1 list

irl i am bob mueller, post the list

mst4k
Apr 18, 2003

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Wasn't don supposed to get a medical evaluation and release the results soon? I wanna see them results. They gonna be baaaddd.

mst4k
Apr 18, 2003

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Reminder he is loving 32. LOL.

mst4k
Apr 18, 2003

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Catastrophe posted:

Guys, I think the Bad Soup Brains virus is contagious within this group of olds :ohdear:

https://twitter.com/LevineJonathan/status/953310521775788032

Sorry this is a big time lol hahahaha what a fuckin retard

mst4k
Apr 18, 2003

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The Walrus posted:

oh my sweet jesus this literally reads like a dprk parody tweet

I just really don't understand why "leading the feeding" is something someone would say lmao hahaha.

Me a my boy Jeff was eating big macs and he had like 8 of them and I was a distant second at 5 big macs. He was leading the feeding.

Lol no way that's real Hahahahaha

mst4k
Apr 18, 2003

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mcvey posted:

Ann, if you ask nicely I'll gently caress you; just stop tweeting

loving gross

mst4k
Apr 18, 2003

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gnarlyhotep posted:

and no, we Americans hate Donald Trump

We as a people are united in our lol and hatred and mockery of trump and even in the deep red state I live in we all make fun of him. The USA is currently more united than ever, but we have no balls, they are all in space.

mst4k
Apr 18, 2003

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Teriyaki Koinku posted:

What the gently caress even is this?

How is this a real White House statement? How is any of this real? :psyduck:

E: Next Up: a White House statement confirming that the Gorilla Channel is most definitely real.

Its beautiful and its real. Embrass death hombre.

mst4k
Apr 18, 2003

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Lmao this is great, thank you, lol

mst4k
Apr 18, 2003

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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

lol, every time. trump says something vile, his staff starts lying about it like crazy and eventually gets other officials to back up the lie, and then trump doubles down.

Someone find that ancient tweet that's like

Trump: *crazy bullshit*
Trump aides: he didn't mean that
(8 - 24 hrs later)
Trump: I totally loving meant that!!!!!
World: lol

mst4k
Apr 18, 2003

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Who is responsible for telling jay-z?????

mst4k
Apr 18, 2003

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A. Beaverhausen posted:

viva la revolution

mst4k
Apr 18, 2003

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Look at Pence... he's thinkin about horses.....

mst4k
Apr 18, 2003

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do u know jenny posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/964724390637244417


Great crowd. What a turnout. Have fun (many such cases)!

Is this it? I think it is.

It's the most disgusting thing I've ever seen in my entire life. It is. God drat man.

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mst4k
Apr 18, 2003

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Sombrerotron posted:

western Europe

the most BORING part of earth imo

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