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I wake up every morning and think, “there’s no way I can get as high off of howling my balls off as I did yesterday”, but god drat it, it happens. Donald Trump is the president and a retard.  
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my balls have launched into deep space and are approaching the Delta Quadrant. Working hard Mr. President!
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Jan 24, 2018 05:09
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Hey gang get this. Donald Jingle-Balls Trump is president. just lol.
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Jan 24, 2018 15:28
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Jose posted:https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/957603800579297280?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fforums.somethingawful.com%2F we live in a timeline where I had to question if the President of the United States is talking poo poo to celebrities. I am completely dumbfounded. 
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Jan 28, 2018 15:05
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Madcosby posted:whats the story with the heroin baby? It's related to this: https://www.cnn.com/2018/01/29/politics/police-officer-adopts-addicts-baby-state-of-the-union-btc/index.html By the way, I thought they cancelled the Apprentice? For some reason, people think he is the President of the USA. What a crazy world we live in!
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Jan 31, 2018 04:16
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Donald Trump is the president Let's make a deal!!
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Feb 13, 2018 14:47
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do u know jenny posted:
Nice meltdown Donald Trump is the god drat president hahahah
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Feb 18, 2018 15:19
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I have never seen someone so presidential before. Donald Trump is a god dam retard.
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Feb 18, 2018 15:47
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Hahahahahhaah My balls have breached warp 9.9 and are heading to the edge of the universe.
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Feb 19, 2018 16:50
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Hahahaha yeah maybe when it comes to peeing with morning wood.
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Feb 20, 2018 14:51
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goldenninjawarrior posted:https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/966312434100326400 That was deleted rather quickly. Anyone have a screenshot of what it said?
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Feb 21, 2018 15:47
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Random Stranger posted:https://twitter.com/RealPressSecBot/status/966313071621754881 thank you for that. It makes it so much better in this format.
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Feb 21, 2018 15:59
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Any time I hear about these idiots and their guns, I always imagine that this is their theme song before debating about it and/or shooting up schools: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rN6avab0fIY Also lol that Donald Trump is sending his daughter to do international work. There's no way that this timeline is real anymore.
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Feb 23, 2018 15:25
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This is the moment he became presidential.
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Feb 27, 2018 15:20
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Mr.Tophat posted:self harm is still harm Just in case you didn't get the reference: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MS91knuzoOA https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richardson_High_School#Suicide_of_Jeremy_Delle
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Mar 2, 2018 05:15
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My balls are now crossing the Neutral Zone threshold.
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Mar 5, 2018 22:43
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 Holy poo poo hahahah that "Live Update" is the greatest thing I have seen.
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Mar 6, 2018 01:27
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GobiasIndustries posted:TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP It was at this moment that he became presidential. There is no way any of this is real. My balls have crossed the threshold between matter and anti-matter. I've seen things you people wouldn't believe (believe me). Bowling balls bouncing off the cars of Japan. I watched FOX News glitter in the dark near the Winter White House . All those moments will be lost in time, like piss in sheets. Time to tweet.
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Mar 17, 2018 05:41
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I wake up every morning and think to myself, "There isn't any possible way that today could top what he said yesterday!". Then the asshat makes a tweet and I find myself grinding and snorting the lols. It's a never-ending cycle. Donald Trump is president.  I really hope this is all some sort of simulation or a dream.
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Apr 4, 2018 14:18
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Trump is a god drat retard
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May 8, 2018 22:18
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The Glumslinger posted:https://twitter.com/MichaelAvenatti/status/993959992762994688 My balls have now left the known edge of the universe. Where they go from here, I will never know.
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May 8, 2018 22:20
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Donald Trump is the president of the USA. Happy Saturday! Enjoy!
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May 12, 2018 16:06
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There is no way that this asshat is president.
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May 20, 2018 15:02
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The President of the United States is Donald Trump. Happy 5000 pages!
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May 25, 2018 15:36
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It is a loving Sunday night and I just lol'd to myself that Trump is president. What in the actual gently caress.
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May 27, 2018 23:49
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It happened again. I looked down and thought my balls were still attached. Then, I realized that Donald "Just-Doin'-a-Tweet" Trump is president. My balls have now breached the outer reaches of the multiverse.
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Jun 1, 2018 14:56
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It really blows my loving mind that people who support this asshat think he really changed NoKo's stance on America and its politics. Their whole loving culture and identity is about destroying us and they have that ingrained in their brains from the day they are born until they die. But no, 55 dimensional chess-playing Donald "Just look at the size of my loving hands" Trump did it in an hour. This is it thread. This is pure insanity. I am now lolling out of control. I am beyond the threshold of what should be funny and what shouldn't be funny anymore. My balls have breached the space-time continuum.
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Jun 14, 2018 20:32
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Donald Trump is the president of the US and the DOW dropped 600 points today. Also, since it has been a while, I am willing to throw down for another set of emoticons from this thread (again). and were great and worth it. I will throw in a platinum account like I did for those two. 
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Dec 24, 2018 21:48
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right into my veins please. Donald Trump is the president.
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Dec 27, 2018 21:43
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I honestly have no idea what is real anymore when he tweets. I constantly have to triple-check the date and the account. My balls are howling beyond the known edge of the universe.
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Dec 27, 2018 21:45
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I seriously cannot tell what is real and what is fake anymore when it comes to Donald J Trump. January 1st and I am already howling my balls off laughing.
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