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"Turn your monitor on," he whispers, the razor cutting a little bit deeper into his forearm. "Don't sign your posts."
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"That's me. I'm Donald Trump. I am the president, Donald Trump. I'm president Donald Jello Shot Trump and I am the leader of America," Hillary Clinton says, tightening the belt around her neck. Bill pounds on the door. His voice is hoarse. It sounds so far away.
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The camera zooms out, revealing to the audience that it's not a mirror. It's a window, on a movie set, and an actor is addressing their own twin. The camera zooms out more. We see the director looking in a mirror. "Your twists are garbage," he says. "You're actually the producer," the mirror says back. Roll credits.
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A self-loathing narcissist stares into his mirror and says "gimme a pint, doc," so the doctor pours him a pint of Heineken and is like "what seems to be the trouble officer?" so the man's ex-wife says - hey! Where are you going? Where you going?
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