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I'ma have to read up on the rules, but this looks like fun.
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# ¿ Jan 23, 2017 19:50 |
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# ¿ May 9, 2024 21:40 |
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All right, let's give this a shot. I'm probably going to get something hilariously wrong. DF Hunter, The News (From the extended playbooks) Things used to matter. We all joked that they didn't, especially there at the end, but they did. I guess I never stopped believing that they still do, because I'm kind of an idiot that way. The lies, and the alt-facts, and the alt-lies, it takes everything you've got just to keep any of it straight, and that's the point, of course. But that's where I come in. Sometimes I'm full enough of myself to think that's where I come in. That anyone still cares about the real god-honest non-alt truth. Occasionally I have alcohol, so I think other things instead. I found the paintings. I found the helmet. I found the money, what little of it there was, and man, who would have believed, even in those last crazy days, just how little there was? But there's more to find. Relics of a bygone era, stories that haven't yet been told, stories that everyone knows but everyone doesn't *know*. And maybe, just maybe, I'll find something that matters. And then you'll hear about it. quote:Stats: Cool+1, Hard=0, Hot+2, Sharp+1, Weird-1 docbeard has issued a correction as of 05:55 on Jan 25, 2017 |
# ¿ Jan 25, 2017 02:36 |
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Or, I guess no PMs. So, can I have a printing press instead of a radio studio?
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# ¿ Jan 25, 2017 02:39 |
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SHY NUDIST GRRL posted:Lol As so many things are.
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# ¿ Jan 25, 2017 03:58 |
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Maduo posted:"I have to go, so long and bernie would have won." This is so gonna be my dude's version of "good night, and good luck"
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# ¿ Jan 25, 2017 05:31 |
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The Throne Unauthorized Press Editorial Something Matters and Life Is Certain by DF Hunter. Jan 28, 2024 This is a really stupid place to try to tell the truth. It's a really stupid time to try to tell the truth. I don't consider myself a stupid man, though I've certainly had people tell me otherwise. So why am I here? Why am I doing this? And why do I presume that anyone reading this would care? Well, you're reading, aren't you? Even if you're on the toilet and about to discover just how soft and absorbent newsprint isn't, you're still reading these words. Words set down with ink and type and sweat and a generator that maybe works one day out of three got from my brain to your eyes. And maybe, and this is the real longshot, maybe you're doing that because you want to know something real. Something that matters. And that's in short supply today, mattering. The Combine wants you to think they'll have everything under control any day now, with their pithy messages of 3 emojis or less. The frogmen want you to laugh at and dismiss their graffiti. Judas Huckabeeus wants you to fear and worship his god of hate and suffering. And there are so many others. But none of them want you to think it matters. Because if it doesn't matter, then you won't care. You won't stand in their way. They all learned that one from the Master. Well, here's the secret, and I'm gonna break out the special italic type for this one. There is truth in the world. Even now, especially now. There is truth that matters. And whoever ends up running the show, they're going to have to face that, if I have my way. If you have a true story to tell, I will tell it to whoever will listen. If you come to me with a real question, I will do my utmost to find a real answer. If you have a lead on the legendary Third Painting, I'd love to hear about it. But mostly the first two things. And if by some miracle the truth can set you free, you who don't have a banner to rally under or a slogan to chant, you who just have lives to get on with and needs that no one wants to meet, if it's you who ends up winning, and not some jumped-up petty warmonger with delusions of godhood, then it will all have been worth it. BRNI ESSET PARTA (Seriously, I know there's a Third Painting out there somewhere.)
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2017 05:12 |
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Squizzle posted:which one of you do i figure is doomed to self-destruction Kicking down doors, demanding names, and running at the truth head-first like it's a brick wall? It's a wonder I've lasted this long.
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# ¿ Feb 2, 2017 04:01 |
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My one and only HX question, for each and every one of you mad bastards. Can I count on you to tell me the truth?
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# ¿ Feb 2, 2017 04:02 |
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Mayor Dave posted:Are you a wolf of the maelstrom? No, but I'd sure love to find out more about that.
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# ¿ Feb 2, 2017 20:07 |
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Squizzle posted:still waitin for someone to jump on this grenade Someone must document the story of the Skin Man, and it looks like yours truly is the only person left who still believes in things like permanent mostly-unbiased records of events.
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# ¿ Feb 3, 2017 00:56 |
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Zyla posted:who can I trust? I'm not one of those Fake News guys.
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# ¿ Feb 3, 2017 00:57 |
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Maduo posted:Oh absolutely not. Which of my stats is most interesting?
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# ¿ Feb 3, 2017 01:00 |
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Squizzle posted:which of my stats isthe most interesting friendo Sharp.
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# ¿ Feb 3, 2017 03:23 |
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# ¿ May 9, 2024 21:40 |
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Mayor Dave posted:Cool, can you tell me which of my stats (Cool-1 Hard=0 Hot-1 Sharp+2 Weird+2) is most interesting to you? It's gotta be Weird.
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# ¿ Feb 3, 2017 03:23 |