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Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

Montasque posted:

THE NEW RIGHT MEDIA THREAD


Q:What is this thread?

A:This thread is for the intense study(and mockery) of the new/alt-right media. These are the people that kids who scream racist poo poo over xbox live listen to, when they're not screaming racist poo poo on xbox live.

Q: Why is this important?

A: The new-right are becoming more and more powerful utilizing social media to spread their message to a younger audience.

Q: Who is this 'new right'?

A:


Milo Yiannopoulos


Nationality: British/Greek
Age: 33
Affiliation: Breitbart News

Twitter: Banned

Youtube:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=user?yiannopoulosm?about
Subs:440,066

Milo is the biggest star in the new-right/alt-right media. He unfortunately came to our attention during Gamergate, and even more unfortunately he stuck around. Milo's popularity can be traced to the fact that Americans think British accents make you sound really smart and important.

Milo isn't just a rising right-wing icon, he is also a coked out attention whore opportunist who will do whatever it takes for money and fame. Example: Making out with Gavin McInnis outside Pulse Night Club a few days after the massacre.

You can catch Milo traveling around America on his "Dangerous human being" tour which has become the number one cause of campus riots and shootings in 2017.

Milo has come under fire from the alt-right as of late because of his 'White Male Scholarship". Milo collected tens of thousands from his followers, promising to give the money as a scholarship to a poor white male. Milo decided that he was the poor white male in question, and most likely blew all the scholarship money on coke and the "DANGEROUS human being" decal on the side of his tour bus.


Mike Cernovich


Nationality: American
Age: 39
Affiliation: DangerAndPlay.com

Twitter: @Cernovich
Followers: 195k

Youtube: N/A

Mike Cernovich's public persona is one of a manly man. He's so manly he even wrote a book called THE GORILLA MINDSET, which teaches young men how to be alpha. The truth: Mike Cernovich is a trust-fund baby who lived off of alimony until he found another sugar momma. Mike was one of Trump's biggest boosters on twitter, and one of the founders/organizers of the Deploraball. Mike also drinks his own cum.

Mike is currently at war with the alt-right because he banned Richard Spencer, Sam Hyde, and Baked Alaska from the Deploraball. Mike is also suspected of doxxing alt-righter Mike Enoch, exposing the fact that his wife is Jewish. Most on the alt-right were less upset about Enoch's wife, and more upset that Mike would doxx one of their own.

Mike's position in the new-right has become more and more violative as he can't help but involve himself in one drama filled online bitch feud after another. Truly, a manly man.


Steven Crowder


Nationality: Canadian/American
Age: 29
Affiliation: Conservative Review TV.

Twitter: @scrowder
Followers: 339K

Youtube:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=user?StevenCrowder
Subs: 599,918

For some horrible reason Steven Crowder became the 'comic' of choice for homeschooled boys and college Republicans. I use the word 'comic' loosely because I personally don't find screaming the word "GAY" to be funny, but to each their own.

Steven isn't a member of the alt-right, or even the alt-light, as his politics are more aligned with Paul Ryan, than Donald Trump. With that said his fanbase is very young, and he is 'friends' with the other players in the new-right media, often appearing with Milo, Gavin McInnis, Ben Shapiro, and Lauren Southern.



Gavin McInnis.


Nationality: British/Canadian
Age: 46
Affiliation: Rebel Media, Anthony Cumina, Infowars

Twitter: @Gavin_McInnes
Followers: 148k

Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=user?thegavin2000
Subs: 135,548

Gavin McInnis was once a member of Ottawa Anti-Racist-Action, now he's one of Donald Trump's most vocal supporters. This is what happens when Punk Rockers get rich and break their brains. He also converted to Catholicism... A sad, sad story.

The disgraced co-founder of VICE can now be seen on the paid video service Compound Media, founded by the disgraced co-founder of The Oppie and Anthony Show, Anthony Cumina. He can also be seen on the disgraced youtube channel of disgraced Sun-media pundit, Ezra Levant's, Rebel Media.


Lauren Southern


Nationality: Canadian
Age: 21
Affiliation: Rebel Media

Twitter: @Lauren_Southern
Followers: 194k

Youtube:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=channel?UCGy6uV7yqGWDeUWTZzT3ZEg (Rebel media)
Subs: 540,886

Lauren Southern is fixing to become Ann Coulter 2.0; She's younger, hotter, and just as racist. Lauren switched from video game cosplay to political pundit cosplay this year. She is now in character full time.

To many on the alt-right Lauren is seen as their 'waifu'. I think that has something to do with Japanese body pillows. You can catch Lauren on the streets of Toronto vaping while wearing her MAGA toque.


Paul Joseph Watson


Nationality: British
Age:27
Affiliation: Infowars

Twitter:@PrisonPlanet
Followers: 445k

Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=channel?UCittVh8imKanO_5KohzDbpg
Subs: 709,070

Paul Joseph Watson is a whacked out conspiracy theorist, who's trying to become the next king of British kooks, but has to wait until David Icke finally meets the big reptile in the sky.

Watson is known for breaking some amazing stories last cycle; like how the illuminati were going to assassinate Trump before election day, and how the 'n-word' tape was going to drop last Friday on CNN/Buzzfeed.

The alt-right is split on Watson - many see him as a valuable ally because of his position and platform at Infowars, while other see him as 'cuck' for his rejection of 'ethnic nationalism'/another holocaust.


Ben Shapiro


Nationality: American
Age: 33
Affiliation: Daily Wire, formerly of Breitbart.

Twitter: @benshapiro
Followers: 412k

Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=channel?UCaeO5vkdj5xOQHp4UmIN6dw
Subs: 89987

Unlike the rest of the clowns on this list, clown Shapiro hates Donald Trump. Ben thinks Donald Trump is a petulant lying baby who shouldn't be president. He's not wrong. Ben's stance on Trump has hurt him greatly with the new-right/alt-right, so much so he quit/was fired from Breitbart.

Before Ben went 'gently caress Trump' he was a favourite of the new-right. His early videos featuring him battling left leaning pundits, and academics, became massive hits on 4chan and reddit. Many on the new-right wish Ben would 'come home', but that won't happen until either Ben bends the knee, or Trump loses the faith of his supporters.


Tomi Lahren


Nationality: American
Age: 24
Affiliation: Blaze, One America Network.

Twitter: @TomiLahren
Followers: 561K

Youtube: N/A: You can find Tomi videos over at the Blaze: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=channel?UCKgJEs_v0JB-6jWb8lIy9Xw

I wasn't sure if I should include Tomi Lahren on this list. Tomi is young, but her fanbase is old. She has all the gross old men like Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck, and Roger Ailes salivating. Although she's popular with the olds, the younger alt-righters are apprehensive about Tomi. Sure they enjoy her 'epic take downs' of 'SJW culture', but she's not really one of them... Unlike Lauren Southern, Tomi isn't a creature of internet culture, but more of a traditional 'fox news info babe'. With that said, she is the next generation, and will most likely get a big gig on FOX sooner rather than later.

Stefan Molyneux



Nationality: Irish/Canadian
Age: 50
Affiliation: Freedomain Radio

Twitter: @StefanMolyneux
Followers: 145k

Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=channel?UCC3L8QaxqEGUiBC252GHy3w
Subs: 541,179

Stefan Molyneux is old, but his audience is young. He's sort of become the 'elder statesmen' of the new-right. Molyneux thinks of himself as a 'Libertarian' thinker but he's become more and more aligned with the alt-right and white nationalism in the last few years, which makes sense, since Molyneux is an Irish immigrant of Jewish heritage.

Molyneux believes such things as 'leftists are more violent' and that ghosting your own family is good for you(no seriously, he thinks families are for losers.)

As of late Molyneux has been a major Trump apologist. He's also been making a lot of videos promoting white nationalism by using selected crime and IQ statistics. Oddly enough, by using Molyneux own numbers, Asians and Jews should be considered the master races.


James O'Keefe



Nationality: American
Age: 32
Affiliation: Project Veritas

Twitter: @JamesOKeefeIII (not verified)
Followers: 233k

Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=user?veritasvisuals?featured
Subs: 49,632

James O'Keefe is a little creep who became famous be 'exposing' ACORN back in 2008... Since then he's become a stunt 'journalist' who uses heavily edited sting videos to expose dirty leftists who dare make fun of Chris Christie for being fat.

Then there was the time when O'Keefe dressed up like Osama Bin Ladden and crossed the Rio Grande... John McCain used this stunt to grill the Obama admin...

O'Keefe's latest stunt was his expose of ANTIFAS, which ended up being a reverse sting or something. Sooner or later time/truth catches up to you, and O'Keefe is now a pariah in journalism, but his popularity with the alt-right is growing.

This is the worst OP I've ever seen.

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Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

Baloogan posted:

mr le epic troll please we know you are good at trolling please do not go out of your way to disrupt this ecosystem we're all already all hosed up as can be

You voted for Donald Trump

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

Baloogan posted:

i voted for gary jonston

:nyoron:

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

I'm not trolling I just hate liberal mock threads as a concept especially since this one is almost the same as the epic D&D 9001 pages thread "rachel maddow for republicans - right wing media thread". Gah!!!

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

The Incel subreddit is definitely 75% made of asians and indians. IIRC it has a lot of cross users with r/hapa

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Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

Doomtalker posted:

Probably because they just don't understand that an unwashed neckbeard living in his parents' basement isn't going to pull down a supermodel, regardless whether or not his "nasolabial folds" are accentuated.

Also, they're all so far gone they're fantasizing about raping their sisters.

Yeah, they suck. AT least I can get angry at the Internazis. Incels fill me with disgust.

Porn and mass media's impossible standards creating a generation of insanely depressed death worshippers ftw

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