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Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

twankle

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MeatwadIsGod
Sep 30, 2004

Foretold by Gyromancy
*wakes up to bubbly*

TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

Stop for me, it's the claw!




I love this, its like a cutscene out of Myst or something.

feelix
Nov 27, 2016
THE ONLY EXERCISE I AM UNFAMILIAR WITH IS EXERCISING MY ABILITY TO MAKE A POST PEOPLE WANT TO READ
*feuds with Mannie Fresh and stops making decent music*

Brute Squad
Dec 20, 2006

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

Guess it's about that time.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Brute Squad posted:

Guess it's about that time.


hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel

Brute Squad posted:

Guess it's about that time.



My nigga Baby he live on chrome

My nigga Baby he get his shine on

Brute Squad
Dec 20, 2006

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

hakimashou posted:

My nigga Baby he live on chrome

My nigga Baby he get his shine on

All day. Erry day.

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

*is complicit in the rape of a minor*

Stickfigure
Sep 4, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

C'mere, plehboh!
Brrrrr!

*puts respek on name

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
do you think juvenile took it personally when birdman dumped him for a younger piece of rear end?

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

Yokohama tires and they gotta be run flat

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

Three wheel ride with the tire in the middle.


drat that mf is about his tires.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
*fucks new cash money records artists in the rear end but literally and figuratively*

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
*gets friend and labelmate addicted to using heroin and then leaves him to rot in jail after he gets popped on a heroin charge*

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
*aspires to own a variety of absurd opulent fixtures including, but not limited to: a platinum football field, a gold toilet*

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
*pronounces toilet as "turlet" because he is new orleans project gutter trash*

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
*demands that all of his family, friends, and coworkers throw "some respek" on his name*
*nobody is sure what that means exactly but they comply anyway*

:respek:

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
*rubs hands together compulsively, especially when engaged in his own personal concept of "deep thought"*

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
*ain't got no job, but still stays fly*

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
*has own brand of vodka for some reason*

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
*is worth 150 million for owning lil wayne so hard that he made him cry and want to quit music to become a full town amateur skateboarder*

Gay Weed Dad
Jul 12, 2016

cool dude, flyin' high
*blows on that puff, while driving foreign features*

Vargatron
Apr 19, 2008

MRAZZLE DAZZLE


*quietly ponders to myself "are we finished or are we done?"*

Brute Squad
Dec 20, 2006

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

Vargatron posted:

*quietly ponders to myself "are we finished or are we done?"*

Nah, we still getting our shine on.

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

Pimpin style made me.

Vargatron
Apr 19, 2008

MRAZZLE DAZZLE


*mumbles incoherently for 20 seconds with "put some fukkin' respeck on my name" as the only audible words*

unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*
only rapper I respek is froggy fresh

empty baggie
Oct 22, 2003

Birdman's tour bus was pulled over while passing through my hometown, and the cops arrested him and everyone else onboard after finding a trash can full of weed. They bailed out the next day and went to eat at one of the finer Chinese buffets in town before rolling out. Well that's my birdman story thanks for reading.

http://www.timesnews.net/News/2007/...-firearms-probe

E: A video some corny dude made while Baby was spending the night in our fair city:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyKi2k6rl1E

empty baggie fucked around with this message at 00:34 on Jan 27, 2017

DICKLORD BONE
Aug 27, 2003
Pop that Crist'.. pop that Mo'
Slap that bitch...punch that hoe

Nonviolent J
Jul 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Soiled Meat
ugh yeh weezy gimmie tha carter

spray on me you fireman

go bj

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel
lemme slide in the benz with the fished out fins

impala loud pipes drunk drankin the henn

its the birdy birdy man i'll do it again

in a cadillac truck 24s with 10s.

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel
lookin at my gucci its about that time

Brute Squad
Dec 20, 2006

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

hakimashou posted:

lookin at my gucci its about that time

Hell yes

Romes128
Dec 28, 2008


Fun Shoe

hakimashou posted:

did you know that the birdman went from sitting in a cell, to sitting on a jet

and he went from making GBS threads in a cell, to making GBS threads in a jet

and made a song about it

on a jet

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel
did you know the birdman fly in any weather

feelix
Nov 27, 2016
THE ONLY EXERCISE I AM UNFAMILIAR WITH IS EXERCISING MY ABILITY TO MAKE A POST PEOPLE WANT TO READ

hakimashou posted:

did you know the birdman fly in any weather

on a jet

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
*can recommend a glistening pedicure palace*

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth
This is a good thread.

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7 RING SHRIMP
Oct 3, 2012

*has rapper killed and makes song about it*
Brrrrr what happened to that boy

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