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The Sausages posted:Falling out of a guard tower. i break this guy's fall
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Jan 25, 2017 17:38
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killed as part of an elaborate trolley problem
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Jan 25, 2017 17:56
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Hearing "lol cuck"
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Jan 25, 2017 18:26
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Taking a bullet for Meryl Streep
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Jan 25, 2017 18:29
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I live in NYC so probably immediately in the terrorist attack that leads to a civil war in the following year. Thanks.
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Jan 25, 2017 18:44
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Hurling my own excrement at Trump Jr's coronation.
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Jan 25, 2017 19:20
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I'll probably burn to death in nuclear hellfire
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Ramrod Hotshot posted:I'll probably burn to death in nuclear hellfire Yeah, that. Or if that doesn't happen, in some incredibly stupid way, like slipping and falling and breaking my skull when I run outside to see what all the shooting is about.
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Jan 25, 2017 20:59
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of laughter, from reading all the 12th dimensional chess explanations on how Hillary lost again, in 2020
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Jan 25, 2017 21:08
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Gonna have to go for the classic summary execution
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Jan 25, 2017 21:34
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Peanut President posted:California makes most of the food crops in the us, what the gently caress are you talking about?
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Jan 25, 2017 21:39
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ill die of disease or starvation probably in the first 3 months when the federal government and most state guards preemptively(before full civil unrest)shut down modern water and sanitation services and pair their actions with sieges around most major metros. this is step one in depopulating america for its full transition to automation.
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Jan 25, 2017 22:19
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Mutual shooting by family members over which set of political beliefs are to blame for this.
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Jan 25, 2017 22:32
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also i might die from enhanced interrogation techniques:quote:Beginning with the CIA’s first detainee, Abu Zubaida, and continuing with numerous others, the CIA applied its enhanced interrogation techniques with significant repetition for days or weeks at a time. Interrogation techniques such as slaps and “wallings” (slamming detainees against a wall) lol we're all so hosed thank you economic anxiety voters
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Jan 25, 2017 23:04
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I assume I'll die in some cross-border raids.
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Jan 25, 2017 23:15
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eaten by mutants that I accidentally let see me as I lap up scum water like a deer
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Jan 26, 2017 01:29
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suicide bombing to seal an underground tunnel to prevent the inbred mutant hordes from reaching Mole California
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Jan 26, 2017 01:31
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Diabetes due to no health care.
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Elephanthead posted:Diabetes due to no health care. You're going to die of 'beetus in any event
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Jan 26, 2017 02:27
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I'm thinking torn apart by a pack of feral dogs as I pick through the rubble for cans of food.
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Jan 26, 2017 02:28
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MKULTRA, the sequel
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Jan 26, 2017 02:30
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I will be the 37th confirmed kill of this kid: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0oy_qk6u8A
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Jan 26, 2017 02:38
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Jan 26, 2017 02:43
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eaten by radroaches if not vaporized when the mirvs detonate
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Well, let's see! *tosses bones* inside... *tosses bones* a burning... *tosses bones* hmm, i don't recognize this sign at all... weird it's like it's clearly a space, like in a room or a wagon, but this angle would mean it's a living thing... wait, this other one... oh god oh jesus christ oh god
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Jan 26, 2017 02:48
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Overindulged on a large quantity of fascist flesh and iced milk in the summer heat. Died from severe cramping.
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Jan 26, 2017 03:23
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Peanut President posted:California makes most of the food crops in the us, what the gently caress are you talking about? You sure know a lot abut America's food supply despite not understanding one of the simplest concepts in modern american politics
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Jan 26, 2017 03:24
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Assassinated by a revolutionary for being a liberal collaborator. 
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overdose on Jet
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shot in the process of painting a thousand mile long dick on trump's wall
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killed by the new and fascinating fauna that resulted from Northern East Russia succumbing to global warming
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From gangrene after Stonewall Jackson's stupid rear end marches me up and down the Shenandoah Valley without shoes on.
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making GBS threads myself to death in a Georgia POW camp, as is tradition in our family
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died from 47 separate diseases after eating food that has not been thoroughly inspected by the Administration of Agriculture of the Democratic Republic of California, despite the many, many warnings for tourists to not eat "mainland" American food
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Jan 26, 2017 09:16
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famine and diarrhea in some random field in the second year of Great East European War
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detained indefinitely for not paying sufficient amounts to the road toll (in fluid ounces of urine)
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Jan 26, 2017 09:33
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Stabbed to death by a screwdriver-wielding mob while trying to defend a box of taco shells, my last remaining foodstuff Great men have died for less
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while trying to provide food aid to famine-stricken rural parts of the former united states of america, i die from a freak tire dislocation accident in which the car flips over, hits a tree, flattening the jeep but i emerge relatively unscathed until a mutant hellmonkey conks my head with an empty coconut, cracking my skull, making me unconscious and bleed out to death over the span of eight hours
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