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Lindsey O. Graham posted:I'll be first against the wall since I'm a republican.
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Anime Schoolgirl posted:specifically, you will be shot because you did not pledge allegiance to Russia then I shall die a hero, the last remaining patriot in a decaying republic
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Lindsey O. Graham posted:then I shall die a hero, the last remaining patriot in a decaying republic 
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Anime Schoolgirl posted:50 blessings. I love your sig! It's so evocative.
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Jan 26, 2017 12:04
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They will find my corpse frozen in my basement (due to nuclear winter) with my computer sitting on my lap with the World of Warcraft login screen up
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stepped on an IED while visiting chicago
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Jan 26, 2017 21:27
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Executed for giving Bannon his 50 blessings
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Sacrificed myself so that JEB! could live to fight another day.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhaaQ9TathM And now as I lie here, my body all holes I think of those traitors, who bartered in souls And I wish that my rifle had given the same To those quislings who sold out the patriot game. StashAugustine has issued a correction as of 23:35 on Jan 26, 2017 |
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Hopefully on a sunny day in an otherwise beautiful place.
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I'd dress up as a redcoat and die while murdering anyone who refused to swear loyalty to the queen of england and stop being traitorous colonial cunts
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Jan 28, 2017 16:20
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brought an axe to a gunfight
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Fidel Castronaut posted:i dunno but i hope mary chestnut writes a letter about it.
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Jan 28, 2017 17:02
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Hung from a lamppost by English nationalists
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I will try to fortify my house against the coming MAGA hordes and will be mildly successful but will wind up undercooking a chicken wing and dying from dysentery
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I'll suffer from starvation after I stop receiving my shipments of Blue Apron meals. When I'm no longer able to Uber to Whole Foods, I will scavenge for food products made with GMOs and gluten, and I will die from high levels of toxicity and shame.
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Jan 28, 2017 18:21
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Falling out of a guard tower at a empathy camp.
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Jan 28, 2017 18:24
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comprehensive intestinal prolapse after I poo poo for 72 hours straight
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Jan 28, 2017 19:01
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caught wearing my MAGA hat at an ethnic angle
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Jan 28, 2017 19:31
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Suicide while dying from radiation poisoning.
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Jan 28, 2017 19:44
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Visited the battlefields post war as a tourist. Stepped on a landmine outside the ruins of old seattle. Got ripped in half. Sad!
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Run down by a mobility scooter.
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Jan 29, 2017 21:13
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Crushed to death trying to cram into the vintage bomb shelter at the local community college, my glasses broken, my pants soiled, my spirit broken. Wracked by terror, staring at my cell phone with no bars - I hope my family are O.K., thjey're smart, they can figure it out - they're tough. Stop, it's too many people in here, please, stop, ow, i can't breath - please, I can't breath, flkjfkjla
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