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Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
When you can take the bong from my hand, it will be time for you to leave.

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Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Make it even more interesting by enlisting with an open contract or "needs of the Army" or whatever! It's more exciting than actual gambling!

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
:stare:

Hmmm, that would be a jump from E5 to O6...

No, no no no.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
I would have to give up my beard, and that is one sacrifice I am not willing to make.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

redneck nazgul posted:

There's no way in gently caress they're going to get people who A: actually know what the gently caress they're doing, B: will actually have the stomach to join the military, and C: be able to be taken seriously by anyone currently involved in 'cyber'.
The especially funny thing about this is that O6 would not be even remotely good pay for the actual, no-poo poo experts (with those years of experience) they want to attract. "Competitive" pay would mean direct commissioning them as an MG, and :lol: you know that's not gonna happen.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Yeah, GS would make a lot more sense. I'm still wondering why the Army wants its own software people instead of just, you know, GS or contractors.

Granted, contracting poo poo out is probably why we have a huge mess of systems that are all lovely and redundant and don't work with each other, so let's just go with hiring them on as GS.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Derek Dominoe posted:

Your best name was, by far, "Cisnazi Weedhitler".

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
http://i.imgur.com/3Lkyjzv.gifv

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
TIME TRAVELING COCKS

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

POOL IS CLOSED posted:

what the hell is any of this
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Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
I love medals because I enjoy buying new copies of the same ribbons over and over again!

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
And call them "sir."

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Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
He'd be radium.

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