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tyler
Jun 2, 2014

It's me, I'm the lurker.

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tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Woof Blitzer posted:

Please change your avatar god drat

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

holocaust bloopers posted:

gently caress the troops

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTr60WYjNM4

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

If you have no avatar or the newbie avatar, you aren't even a person.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Zeris posted:

Yo don't post here with that av

Something could happen

I will kill him

tyler
Jun 2, 2014


That's news to me.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

gonna go crazy here and say the term "adulting" is dumb AF

This checks out.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

I have the M.A.S.H. Box set. And I'm not an AARP member. My heros were direct commissioned O3's.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Movie mash sucked balls. The show was depressing as hell in a lot of episodes. Just not most of them that get played on tv the most.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

the movie was the first major film to use the f word

Okay, and it had boobs. But the show was so much better story wise.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

I was about to be like "who the gently caress is posting here and doesn't know who Shim is?" Then I realized what thread this is.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

because I like having a variety of parachutes

Don't gently caress with my head.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Godholio posted:

:stare:

What just happened?



Dejavu. That means they changed something.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

He didn't even mention Caro.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Naked Bear posted:

                              /


I miss this as KFFF av.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Chicken Shoes

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Water777 posted:

weird. guess they have money.

I'm going to kill this guy

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Preemptive: Fuckin pog.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Zeris posted:

Hey if you want job security and you're colorblind & pot bellied, you should become a cop. They don't even mind if you're easily frightened.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Ragtime All The Time posted:

a friend of mine enlisted in the marines in ~2006 and apparently was smart enough on the asvab or whatever to choose what he wanted to do. he chose infantry, went to iraq, now he's hosed in the head.

Sounds familiar

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

NUKES CURE NORKS posted:

i could have got any job i wanted based on ASVAB scores but i chose infantry because i'm a smart dumb person and now i'm hosed in the head

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Oh you can't pt now? You are the worst sack of poo poo the army has ever seen

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Godholio posted:

OP: "Help! HELP! I'm stuck in a well!!!"
Goons1-4: "Climb! Climb up and take our hands!"
OP: "I'm thinking I should dig... should I dig?"
Goon5: "NO! I was trapped in a well, and digging is a bad idea! Climb out!"
Goons6-8: "Were lowering ropes! Take hold of a rope!"
Goon9: "I've even tied a harness to the end of this one!"
OP: "I can feel the ropes, but I don't want to hold onto them... should I dig?"
Goon10: "No! If you dig, you'll hit water, and then you'll be proper hosed. I should know, I almost drowned."
OP: "I dug a little bit just now, and I haven't hit water. I'm gonna keep digging..."
Goons11-18: "No! Climb! Climb out!"
OP: "Guys, I'm seriously stuck in this well! Help! HELP!!!"
Goon19: "I was trapped in a well once. It took me two years, but I managed to build a climbing machine that pulled me to safety out of a well bucket and a pocket watch. I'm dropping the blueprints, extra buckets, and an assortment of pocket watches."
Goon20: "I've engineered a jet-pack that will rocket you to safety. Stay where you are and we'll lower it down!""
"OP: "Thanks for your help, guys. I'm gonna keep digging. I'll find the Mines of Moria and I'll just walk to the surface."
**Goons1-20 piss in the well**
Goon21: "Guys, seriously... stop peeing in the well."

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

I got forced to stay in for a full extra year/deployment.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Fuckin pog.

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tyler
Jun 2, 2014

When you know someone is about to grab you for something, take out your phone, “answer” it, and just be like “roger, sgt on my way!” And quickly move in the opposite direction.

60% of the time, it works every time. :smugbert:

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