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Zeris: Apr 15, 2003; Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

y'all lurkers should post more though man for real it gets boring its just like a dozen of us it seems like

For real I know our current events thread is ~award winning~ but pls sit down have a free sandwich

# ¿ Feb 4, 2017 03:00

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# ¿ May 3, 2024 12:06

Zeris: Apr 15, 2003; Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Dude McAwesome posted:

i have a pony avatar because in auspol i talked about how retarded the military is and how retarded army mans are, where does this fall on your spectrum of avatars?

Yo don't post here with that av

Something could happen

# ¿ Feb 5, 2017 21:11

Zeris: Apr 15, 2003; Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

LITERALLY SHAKING posted:

*awkward bow with bong in hand*

# ¿ Feb 9, 2017 00:22

Zeris: Apr 15, 2003; Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

bump

# ¿ Mar 1, 2017 18:08

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LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

Looks like I'm unbanning and renaming an account.

Zeris- can you save me $10 and get my old account unbanned?

I shall try

# ¿ Mar 4, 2017 13:28

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LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

I was high and edited KFF's post instead of quoting it. Sorry.

Working as intended.

# ¿ Mar 5, 2017 07:21

Zeris: Apr 15, 2003; Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

There's, like, a thread for this

# ¿ Mar 8, 2017 05:38

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Arc Light posted:

Nothing I say in this post is a joke.

If you join, enlist in the Air Force Reserve or Air National Guard and become a Services troop. AFSC 3M0X1. Get your citizenship while you're still in basic training. Hand out towels in the gym or cook mediocre omelettes at the chow hall. Get paid the exact same as the aircraft maintainer working 16-hour days outdoors. Do it one weekend a month, two weeks a year, for the six years required by your contract, then bounce.

I'm sure the Army and Navy have similar zero-effort jobs, if you don't have an Air Guard/Reserve station nearby.

If you want a job skill more complex than "Would you like a towel, sir/ma'am," then become a sysad or something. But I'm dead serious, the smart choice is to take a job that requires no effort, skill, or education, turn off your mind, and shuffle through your enlistment. The pay is the same as it would be for a job where someone's life is in your hands.

Edit: Whoops. I didn't think that all the way through. In order to be a sysad or network engineer or any of the other comm jobs, you need to be able to get a security clearance. Depending on the level associated with the job, you'd likely be disqualified because citizenship is a prerequisite for advanced clearances. The make-work jobs like Services are still an option, though.

Those Army boat people look pretty happy tho http://www.goarmy.com/careers-and-jobs/browse-career-and-job-categories/transportation-and-aviation/watercraft-operator.html

Not to be confused with 88m

# ¿ Mar 14, 2017 13:58

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POOL IS CLOSED posted:

That dude's hotel is still the shocker of the decade.

# ¿ Mar 18, 2017 03:27

Zeris: Apr 15, 2003; Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

I'm pretty sure you're not actually required to wear any of your ribbons, but are expected to regardless.

# ¿ Mar 18, 2017 17:19

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Woof Blitzer posted:

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Die

# ¿ Mar 18, 2017 17:45

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Considering what most bachelor's degrees in non-STEM fields are worth these days, enlisting for a cush intel gig with DLI and/or TS is actually a pretty smart.

# ¿ Jun 11, 2017 22:50

Zeris: Apr 15, 2003; Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Hey if you want job security and you're colorblind & pot bellied, you should become a cop. They don't even mind if you're easily frightened.

# ¿ Jul 7, 2017 01:54

Zeris: Apr 15, 2003; Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

soy you sound too dumb to be real, can you prove you're married to a woman in the employ of the federal government and/or that you live in the bay area, yet somehow have a legit reason to consider enlisting?

# ¿ Oct 28, 2017 09:15

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# ¿ May 3, 2024 12:06

Zeris: Apr 15, 2003; Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Best stopless is the kind they do to make you deploy when you were expecting to become a civilian

# ¿ Nov 2, 2017 02:21

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