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Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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Woof Blitzer posted:

Also the "or else" part of the thread title has no mod backing so nothing will happen, but I bet I got you to click on this thread
owned



:eyepop:

kinda surprised people think we're that interesting

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Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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P-Mack posted:

I lurk the current events thread and I am incredibly glad to have never served in the military.

This is the most important lesson

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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FIDEL CASHFLOW posted:

I'm still sad I don't have my USA Waterboarding one anymore :(

i miss my hose drinker

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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MurderBot posted:

weren't zippo's in vogue or something like that back 8 or so years ago? I remember everyone in the guard and during my deployment was using a zippo lighter and doing the wacky "flip it open with your index finger and snap yo fingers and make dat poo poo light up"

rip zippotricks.com

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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we had a heart surgeon that direct commissioned as a O-5. Nice guy.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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Nostalgia4Murder posted:

Movie mash sucked balls. The show was depressing as hell in a lot of episodes. Just not most of them that get played on tv the most.

the movie was the first major film to use the f word

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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tastefully arranged labia posted:

You did Army correctly.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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good work.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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i remember a whole bunch of late 30 year olds doing basic training post-9/11

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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jerk off in full battle rattle in an overflowing port-o-john in 130 degree heat while a friend throws batteries and random chemicals into a bonfire 20 feet away

congrats you are now a vet of Operation Iraqi Freedom

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Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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a guy in my unit got stop lossed 5 days before he ETS’d

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