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dragon enthusiast
Jan 1, 2010
Link gets an infection after scraping his shin on a rock, dies

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Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

Zelda can get mad at you and scold you, because, get this - you can give her herpes.

HolePisser1982
Nov 3, 2002
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdkvbsI4fEc

Evil Eagle
Nov 5, 2009

There are 23 days to go and spoilers are already lurking about. Stay safe Hylians.

Aston
Nov 19, 2007

Okay
Okay
Okay
Okay
Okay

Evil Eagle posted:

That's awesome man. Good luck finding all of the dungeons.

I just found dungeon 2 on the last unexplored square of the entire map (second last if you can go north on the loop with the 2 ladders next to the waterfall). I have finished 1 and 3, did most of 4 but ran out of keys, and I've found 6, 8 and 9.

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
Can you gently caress zelda

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
I mean not literally

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!

oliwan posted:

Can you gently caress zelda

Get your mind out of the gutter dude. gently caress off

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!
Mods, could you please change this threads title to Breath of the Wild is coming out in just under 4 weeks TIA

Bill Barber
Aug 26, 2015

Hot Rope Guy

oliwan posted:

Can you gently caress zelda
Could you not?

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
What happens when halfway through, you realise Zelda is really not worth all that trouble

extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010

Evil Eagle posted:

There are 23 days to go and spoilers are already lurking about. Stay safe Hylians.

it's a scary world

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
What if you rescue Zelda, and she wants you to do things you're not comfortable with?

extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010

oliwan posted:

What if you rescue Zelda, and she wants you to do things you're not comfortable with?

shut up dude

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
Does the switch know in which room you are? What if Zelda says: "I'll tell you my little secret... but only in the bedroom..." and then you have to move to the bedroom in order to play on. Does this happen?

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

HolePisser1982
Nov 3, 2002

oliwan posted:

Does the switch know in which room you are? What if Zelda says: "I'll tell you my little secret... but only in the bedroom..." and then you have to move to the bedroom in order to play on. Does this happen?

you shouldn't post in this forum

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

oliwan posted:

Does the switch know in which room you are? What if Zelda says: "I'll tell you my little secret... but only in the bedroom..." and then you have to move to the bedroom in order to play on. Does this happen?

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

you are hosed up

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

oliwan posted:

What if you rescue Zelda, and she wants you to do things you're not comfortable with?

you fuckin suck dude

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011

Give him the Yoda.

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
Sentenced to Yoda by the Council

qnqnx
Nov 14, 2010

net cafe scandal posted:

Give him the Yoda.

I concur.

Punished Chuck
Dec 27, 2010

NickRoweFillea posted:

Sentenced to Yoda by the Council

goferchan
Feb 8, 2004

It's 2006. I am taking 276 yeti furs from the goodies hoard.

NickRoweFillea posted:

Sentenced to Yoda by the Council

goferchan
Feb 8, 2004

It's 2006. I am taking 276 yeti furs from the goodies hoard.
good quote from a Sweet Summer Child in e/n:

Zogo posted:

There are a few dozen people who have that Yoda jumping on Luke's back .gif.

mysterious loyall X
Jul 8, 2003

Retarded_Clown_ posted:

Stamina meters and weapon degradation? Cucking awesome, and exactly what I wanted from a Zelda game. Based Nintendo listening to the fans yet again.

ths

mysterious loyall X
Jul 8, 2003

net cafe scandal posted:

Id call her names.

i'd call her mon amurr [french for my lveo

mysterious loyall X
Jul 8, 2003


lol

mysterious loyall X
Jul 8, 2003

i'm going to buy nie r 2 and play that be4 i get a switch/zelda

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011

mysterious loyall X posted:

i'd call her mon amurr [french for my lveo

Mon Adurr.

Mr. Sophistication
May 16, 2014

I know this wasn't your original avatar but I just love this game. Cheers, rediscover.

mysterious loyall X posted:

i'd call her mon amurr [french for my lveo

You will have to pry her from my cold dead hands.

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

mysterious loyall X posted:

i'm going to buy nie r 2 and play that be4 i get a switch/zelda

Same here.

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011

doughvakiin posted:

You will have to pry her from my cold dead hands.

*with an evil smirk* It's impossible for your hands to be cold, since you hold so many pizzas.

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off

net cafe scandal posted:

*with an evil smirk* It's impossible for your hands to be cold, since you hold so many pizzas.

wow... brutal. don't think he's ever gonna live that one down

Mr. Sophistication
May 16, 2014

I know this wasn't your original avatar but I just love this game. Cheers, rediscover.

net cafe scandal posted:

*with an evil smirk* It's impossible for your hands to be cold, since you hold so many pizzas.

Sigh... The pizza's go in a insulated delivery bag which - - get this, stays at about room temperature no matter how hot or fresh the pizzas inside are. Think before you speak you drat moron. Next.

Elusif
Jun 9, 2008

I've been waiting a long time to ask an expert this but, how long will one of those insulated bags keep a pizza above 49 degrees celcius?

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

69 minutes

Aston
Nov 19, 2007

Okay
Okay
Okay
Okay
Okay

Lumpy the Cook posted:

Mods, could you please change this threads title to Breath of the Wild is coming out in just under 4 weeks TIA

Three weeks tomorrow

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

someone find the vile frog that tells you how far away something is

Mr. Sophistication
May 16, 2014

I know this wasn't your original avatar but I just love this game. Cheers, rediscover.

E Equals MC Hammer posted:

I've been waiting a long time to ask an expert this but, how long will one of those insulated bags keep a pizza above 49 degrees celcius?

I can't tell you that.

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Elusif
Jun 9, 2008

Well, thanks anyways.

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