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May your denim remain slightly damp forevermore. May there always be a pebble in your shoes. May your pho always be lukewarm. May the fan you use to sleep always rattle just a little bit. |
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bradzilla posted:May there always be a pebble in your shoes. I mean this one is pretty bad though |
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Jan 27, 2017 02:43
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May you hiccup just often enough to wonder if maybe they've gone away this time but they haven't 
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Jan 27, 2017 02:46
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May your tapwater have a very slightly metallic taste that can't be filtered out  |
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Jan 27, 2017 02:56
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bradzilla posted:May your denim remain slightly damp forevermore. each one of these would ruin my life
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Jan 27, 2017 03:37
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May a small flying insect buzz next to your ear each time you think it has left you alone for good this time
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Jan 27, 2017 04:14
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May your Coke always taste like Pepsi |
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Jan 27, 2017 04:18
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May you forever stub your pinky toe on the corners of doorways |
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Jan 27, 2017 04:28
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Chomskeyhomp posted:May your Coke always taste like Pepsi Noooooo!!!!!!!!
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Jan 27, 2017 04:36
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May you always pull the door handle the moment that someone else tries to unlock it.
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Jan 27, 2017 04:43
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May your vending machine purchase always get stuck inside the vending machine. |
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Jan 27, 2017 04:50
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May your dishes be slightly moist and slippery when you pull them out of your dishwasher
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Jan 27, 2017 05:11
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May you always choose the slowest checkout line. |
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Jan 27, 2017 05:16
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may your youtube video play for five seconds at a time and buffer for ten seconds at a time
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Jan 27, 2017 05:39
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May you always stand in front of a loud sigher at the post office. May your post office always smell faintly of envelope glue and onion rings. May your windows always be single pane. May your neighbors be go-getting but unskilled amateur barbeque enthusiasts. May your laundry detergent irritate, but not noticeably enough to switch, your lichen planus.
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Jan 27, 2017 07:34
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shoot! gosh darn! heck!!
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Jan 27, 2017 07:44
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may all your boxes of cereal contain one less # of servings than indicated on the back of the box
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Jan 27, 2017 07:49
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May you take a drink from a water fountain with an unexpectedly high streamFutonForensic posted:may your youtube video play for five seconds at a time and buffer for ten seconds at a time that's just mean
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Jan 27, 2017 07:58
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May your iPass always need to be manually verified going toward Joliet. May your in-laws move to Woodridge. May your pizza be lukewarm.
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Jan 27, 2017 08:07
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May you have to scribble to make your pen write because it's always nearly out of ink |
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bradzilla posted:May you have to scribble to make your pen write because it's always nearly out of ink So YOU'RE the one |
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Jan 27, 2017 13:35
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oliwan posted:99% of the curses ITT are very consequential. *paper airplane flies through window* hmm what's this *unfolds it* "may your inconsequential curses always have unintended consequences" ..oh dear
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oliwan posted:99% of the curses ITT are very consequential. 
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May you always wobble on the first step when you try to run up stairs. May your potatoes always remain a bit crunchy. May you always get diet when you wanted regular. |
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Jan 27, 2017 13:51
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May they only buy 1 ply toilet paper at your work. I mean you are just going to fold it over, they aren't even saving money really.
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May you dream, tomorrow morning, that you woke up and got ready for the day, only to wake up and discover you have not 
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Jan 27, 2017 14:44
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May your fries be limp and your burgers soggy
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Jan 27, 2017 15:57
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Jokes on you I like limp fries 
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Jan 27, 2017 16:11
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For the rest of your natural life whenever you enter a restaurant you shall instead enter a Denny's. You may not leave voluntarily until you finish your meal and pay. Afterward you re emerge in front of the restaurant which you entered originally.
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Jan 27, 2017 16:22
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May your mattress always creak May you always get 99 cents back in change whenever you pay in cash |
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Jan 27, 2017 16:31
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death sext posted:May you dream, tomorrow morning, that you woke up and got ready for the day, only to wake up and discover you have not 
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May the cooks always put too much mayo or sour cream on your food, but not quite enough that you would feel justified complaining about it. |
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Jan 27, 2017 16:40
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May your lint rollers always be noticeably ineffective. May your garbage bags always get stuck in the can when trying to pull it out, regardless of fullness. |
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Jan 27, 2017 16:47
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may every sneeze rest at the tip of your nose, then vanish into thin air
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may you put your fitted sheets on the bed the wrong way the first time every time you make your bed |
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Jan 27, 2017 17:14
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May you get a paper cut after turning 63 pages of any book. |
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Jan 27, 2017 17:32
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May you always miss that one hair when shaving. You know the one.
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Jan 27, 2017 17:39
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May your sea monkeys survive long enough for you to start seriously wondering whether you should get a better aquarium for them and, heck, maybe even a nice betta or some other freshwater fish, just a pretty little starter aquarium, which would really liven up the living room which you should probably redo anyway, you know, spruce this dump up a little and maybe take control of your life in general, start exercising, make some new social connections, and just as you're about to head to the pet supply store the sea monkeys die. |
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May your toilet paper roll always be low enough to cause anxiety about having enough to finish the job |
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