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"Would you like to buy a flower young man?" "No thanks slightly suspicious gypsy crone" Later: "Hi Mum" "Hey" "So we put an offer on the house" "Oh... right" "Are you ok?" "Yep" Even later: 'Hmm every call to my Mum's been weird recently, is she mad at me? Is she disappointed? Maybe I borrow too much money off them, god I'm so selfish sometimes, is anyone else disappointed in me? Oh god what am I doing with my life?' *Elsewhere a satisfied gypsy crone cackles maniacally by sinister firelight* |
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