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Johnny Aztec posted:Few pages ago, talking about Daria and how the "airhead" girls weren't really funny after you grow up, well those airhead girls are now the Anti-vaxer autism moms. Brittany Taylor, 42, real estate agent: "I voted Trump because he says what everyone is thinking."
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Hank, are you gay? WHAT?! NO! I sell propane
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fR6ORdrN6S4 This whole video is pure Gribble gold.
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Look, you seem like a nice guy, so I'm telling you this for your own good: judging by the two times I've met you, your life has been a waste so far. Forget these chorus guys and find a nice girl, or at least something productive to do like a stamp collection. Your local postmaster can help you. Here's his number.
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I'm terribly sorry. I've always been a creeper. Violetta says I creep like the kudzu vines that are slowly but surely strangling our Dixie.
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Blue Raider posted:Look, you seem like a nice guy, so I'm telling you this for your own good: judging by the two times I've met you, your life has been a waste so far. Forget these chorus guys and find a nice girl, or at least something productive to do like a stamp collection. Your local postmaster can help you. Here's his number. :hank:
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the best low key joke of koth is how, in 1999, hank used AAA the way we use google today
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That's Peggy, pull yo leggy, THAT'S RIGHT I SERVED YOU CAKE!
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Detective No. 27 posted:What's brilliant is that if it weren't for people aging, King of the Hill could totally have been a live action show. I think KOTH is almost unique in this aspect. Are there many other animated show that have absolutely no 'cartoonish' exaggerations of any kind?
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Zesty Mordant posted:I think KOTH is almost unique in this aspect. Are there many other animated show that have absolutely no 'cartoonish' exaggerations of any kind? I dunno, I feel like Bob's Burgers is kind of like this, it is made by Loren Bouchard and Home Movies was also believable.
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When hank tries to set the alarm for 7 but sets it to 7:01.
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Harveygod posted:Don't link it or anything. I can't find it, please forgive me. I have a sneaking suspicion it's buried in some 20 minute long YTP collab Also I didn't think this was possible but Netflix must've hit the kill switch while I was watching the show cause three years ago or w/e the episode I was in the middle of stopped midway and everything disappeared Kitsunegari fucked around with this message at 06:26 on Jan 29, 2017 |
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Bobby: We're going to see the training camp of the Dallas Cowboys. They used to be in Austin 'till, well, you know. But like my dad says, "Cowboys will be Cowboys." Hank: I say that in private, Bobby.
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Jan 29, 2017 06:40
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Jo-hon Redcorn. Pe-eggy Hill.
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Hyrax Attack! posted:Jo-hon Redcorn. Well well well...
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Khan is an anagram for Hank 
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JuiceOne posted:Bobby: We're going to see the training camp of the Dallas Cowboys. They used to be in Austin 'till, well, you know. But like my dad says, "Cowboys will be Cowboys." It says sallaD syobwoC
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Blaise330 posted:Khan is an anagram for Hank holy gently caress
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Hyrax Attack! posted:Jo-hon Redcorn.
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Bobby, you don't need a crystal ball to see Ward's future. He's going to live with his mother until she dies, and maybe for a few weeks after.
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Life is just that much better whenever we got a pumpin King of the Hill thread
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Isaac posted:Life is just that much better whenever we got a pumpin King of the Hill thread
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Smiling Mandrill posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fR6ORdrN6S4 OK! Time out, Sitting Jackass! Have you looked in the mirror lately? You are the got-dang whitest person I've ever seen.
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lol at the motorcycle guy lol at dale chewing his hat refrain from being mean
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Bill!! Bill, you have to be the stupidest man on the planet to think this is a good idea! Have you seen what you're wearing?! That outfit makes you look like a sequined train wreck! Look at you!! You're part of a twelve-headed Jackass! This chorus is the feces that is produced when shame eats too much stupidity! You people make me envy the deaf and the blind!
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Spahpeggy and meatballs.
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I AM THE REAPER! THE COLLECTOR OF SOOOUUULLLLLSSSSS!!!!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlxCKyK0llU
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Hank: And this is how you can tell a steak is medium-rare. Bobby: But what if someone wants their steak well-done? Hank: We ask them politely but firmly to leave.
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True story: I was at Costco one day and all of a sudden, nature called. Yelled is more like it. So I high-tailed into the John and there's some sensitive guy changing his little boy's diaper on one of them baby ironin' boards, and don't you know, I slipped on pee-pee and broke two vertebrae which had to be fused together. I'm in constant pain, but by God I got me a $53,000 settlement.
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haljordan posted:True story: I was at Costco one day and all of a sudden, nature called. Yelled is more like it. So I high-tailed into the John and there's some sensitive guy changing his little boy's diaper on one of them baby ironin' boards, and don't you know, I slipped on pee-pee and broke two vertebrae which had to be fused together. I'm in constant pain, but by God I got me a $53,000 settlement. *opens door* DAY BY DAAAAAAAY! DAY BY DAAAAAAAAA *closes door*
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haljordan posted:Can any Phoenix goons confirm this: It hit 120 multiple times last summer.
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What the hell kind of country is this it I can only hate a man if he's white?
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hey, do your people even celebrate thanksgiving? we did. once.
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NurhacisUrn posted:I dunno, I feel like Bob's Burgers is kind of like this, it is made by Loren Bouchard and Home Movies was also believable. Bobs Burgers and Koth took the Simpsons formula and turned it upside down. Rather than focusing on a bumbling idiot father figure the shows played the father as straight as possible and have every other character around them to be completely insane.
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Hey Bobby, how ya like ya grandma's new tata's? Don't tell her, got 'em cheap... both lefties!
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Sorry I'm late. I had to stop by the wax museum again and give the finger to FDR.
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"Cotton, the baby's crying!" "That's good Didi! Looks like those maternity classes are starting to pay off!"
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LonesomeCrowdedWest posted:Bill!! Bill, you have to be the stupidest man on the planet to think this is a good idea! Have you seen what you're wearing?! That outfit makes you look like a sequined train wreck! Look at you!! You're part of a twelve-headed Jackass! This chorus is the feces that is produced when shame eats too much stupidity! You people make me envy the deaf and the blind! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gL2lA673DqU Sorry for the quality but by God this is my favorite Dale rant.
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