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Junichiro died in a tragic auto-erotic asphyxiation accident involving a robot.
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Horny kinkbots are a menace to society
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Mar 3, 2024 07:20
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Junichiro's older than Cotton was at this point, isn't he (and maybe Hank?)?
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Mar 3, 2024 07:22
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If King of the Hill came out today Hank losing the State Football Championship could be explained by Hank being unable to process 9/11.
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Mar 3, 2024 07:35
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If a narrow urethra doesn't disqualify you from the army, they would've had to make a lot of changes to make the series even happen.
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Mar 3, 2024 07:50
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Am I imagining things again or does he make some comment about how difficult it would be to piss in a foxhole due to his narrow urethra
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Mar 3, 2024 09:40
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Milo and POTUS posted:Am I imagining things again or does he make some comment about how difficult it would be to piss in a foxhole due to his narrow urethra He was rejected from the Army because they thought he wouldnt be able to relieve himself efficiently in times of duress. Fishstick fucked around with this message at 09:57 on Mar 3, 2024 |
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Mar 3, 2024 09:43
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bobjr posted:If King of the Hill came out today Hank losing the State Football Championship could be explained by Hank being unable to process 9/11. Look it's one thing to attack New York, it's another to attack America
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Mar 3, 2024 09:54
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Mantis42 posted:Look it's one thing to attack New York, it's another to attack America Very much a hank line I feel
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Mar 3, 2024 09:57
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Mantis42 posted:Look it's one thing to attack
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Mar 3, 2024 11:33
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bobjr posted:If King of the Hill came out today Hank losing the State Football Championship could be explained by Hank being unable to process 9/11. Hank did 9/11 as a result of being unable to process the circumstances of his birth.
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Mar 3, 2024 12:04
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The Moon Monster posted:Hank did 9/11 as a result of being unable to process the circumstances of his birth. Propane can’t melt steel beams
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Mar 3, 2024 12:15
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One of the most beautiful thoughts that keeps popping up in my mind is the fact Peggy keeps a scrapbook documenting horrible, local tragedies. "Chess Club Massacre" Peggy: "tsk tsk... they could beat the Aggies but they couldn't beat that train."
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Mar 5, 2024 20:09
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Mantis42 posted:Look it's one thing to attack New York, it's another to attack America
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Mar 5, 2024 20:16
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I'd take a bullet for Bobby But not in the face! Thats how I make my livings.
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Mar 6, 2024 19:20
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Fishstick posted:I'd take a bullet for Bobby In hindsight they really let Cotton off easy for (according to the official record) accidentally burning down a church full of people. Like even if it was an accident that's still sufficient recklessness and property damage to qualify as third degree arson, that's a minimum 2 year sentence. Sure it's not the 100+ attempted murder charges he was facing initially, but it's not "let's hug it out" level stuff. Guess being old and a war hero and poo poo gave him a lot of leeway
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Mar 6, 2024 19:43
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I'm finally sitting down and watching the series beginning to end. In the middle of season two at the moment; there are some definite misses (boby being an overweight model?? don't do it son or you'll get picked on!!); but the writing over all is so incredible. The shooting episode where Hank is self conscious was so beautiful,, Hank was so worried of letting his son down but Bobby was so excited to get second place; absolutely made me tear up. Very excited to keep trekking with the series.
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Mar 6, 2024 19:46
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Gaylor Moon posted:I'm finally sitting down and watching the series beginning to end. In the middle of season two at the moment; there are some definite misses (boby being an overweight model?? don't do it son or you'll get picked on!!); but the writing over all is so incredible. The shooting episode where Hank is self conscious was so beautiful,, Hank was so worried of letting his son down but Bobby was so excited to get second place; absolutely made me tear up. Very excited to keep trekking with the series. There's definitely a few duds that follow Hank owning the libs like the overweight modeling one, but the series shines hard with Hank trying to relate to Bobby (and vice versa) and when Peggy's crackpot schemes go awry.
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Mar 6, 2024 20:19
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It's a bit dated but I think the overweight modeling one is a pretty true to life parenting experience. There's a real dichotomy of love/acceptance/body positivity for your child that contrasts with the reality that teenage kids are loving cruel to each other and you want to protect them from it.
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Mar 6, 2024 20:23
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bobjr posted:If King of the Hill came out today Hank losing the State Football Championship could be explained by Hank being unable to process 9/11. If King of the Hill came out today Hank would be a millennial, which frankly just wouldn't work at all
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Mar 6, 2024 20:25
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Hank's overbearing parenting comes out on top, occasionally. Him preventing Bobby from being part of that Christian Rock group is excellent, if only for the "you're not making Christianity any better, you're just making rock and roll worse!" line, alongside the heart to heart at the end of Hank showing the fads he was into as well.
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Mar 6, 2024 20:33
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DaveWoo posted:If King of the Hill came out today Hank would be a millennial, which frankly just wouldn't work at all I sell avacados and avacado accessories
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Mar 6, 2024 20:42
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Hank, Dale, Bill and Boomhaeur sitting in the alley drinking PBR wearing t-shirts of their favorite early 90s cartoons.
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Mar 6, 2024 20:47
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seiferguy posted:Hank's overbearing parenting comes out on top, occasionally. Him preventing Bobby from being part of that Christian Rock group is excellent, if only for the "you're not making Christianity any better, you're just making rock and roll worse!" line, alongside the heart to heart at the end of Hank showing the fads he was into as well. Hank protecting Bobby from becoming another Ward Rackley or Howard Adderly.
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Mar 6, 2024 20:49
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He’s my number 2 hero after Celeryhead!
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Mar 6, 2024 21:27
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seiferguy posted:Hank's overbearing parenting comes out on top, occasionally. Him preventing Bobby from being part of that Christian Rock group is excellent, if only for the "you're not making Christianity any better, you're just making rock and roll worse!" line, alongside the heart to heart at the end of Hank showing the fads he was into as well. IIRC it's the fads Bobby had been into over the years, though possibly also Hank's. Sweet in its own way that Hank keeps mementos of all that in their own box. More fun when Hank's way of doing things ends up being wrong, and even more when he and Bobby do manage to see eye to eye even if it's in a way neither of them expected.
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Mar 6, 2024 21:45
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiHoUQ7SDBU
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That was basically just the episode.
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Mar 7, 2024 15:07
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I was considering the properties of the banana episode and realized that Khan was also into prop comedy when he was young and would put both chickens in the wheelbarrow [very funny]
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Mar 10, 2024 19:37
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I was thinking about the (meta?) joke about congo in the shower and just started laughing.
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Mar 10, 2024 20:54
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prolly the third time I mention it ITT but I still laugh that Joseph snuck into a movie theater to see The Piano and stuck around to watch the whole thing.
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Mar 10, 2024 21:25
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My friend keeps getting mail from his house’s former owner, a guy named Bill, and I got to do the “Why do we keep getting Bill’s mail?” gag.
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Mar 10, 2024 23:07
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Detective No. 27 posted:My friend keeps getting mail from his house’s former owner, a guy named Bill, and I got to do the “Why do we keep getting Bill’s mail?” gag. that's a good joke. i've got a good sense of humor, I laugh at tony danza
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Mar 11, 2024 01:01
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Detective No. 27 posted:My friend keeps getting mail from his house’s former owner, a guy named Bill, and I got to do the “Why do we keep getting Bill’s mail?” gag. A bucket list item for me. Very jealous.
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Mar 11, 2024 02:46
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Now if only I had a friend named Niefko.
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Mar 11, 2024 14:46
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Plant MONSTER. posted:prolly the third time I mention it ITT but I still laugh that Joseph snuck into a movie theater to see The Piano and stuck around to watch the whole thing. This is such a 90s thing… watching an entire movie that you never would have even come close to considering watching solely because it may have nudity in it lol
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Mar 11, 2024 16:18
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namlosh posted:This is such a 90s thing… watching an entire movie that you never would have even come close to considering watching solely because it may have nudity in it lol jokes about broken pause buttons on VCRs come to mind
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Mar 11, 2024 16:34
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It seems totally apocryphal but I have vague memories of jokes about rental VHSs having bad patch jobs at the naked parts because cheaper players would keep too much pressure on the film during a pause and snap it after enough hornballs paused it.
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Really knows his pornography
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