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It was easy, just like f------ing a carburetor.
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# ¿ Feb 1, 2017 20:35 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 21:13 |
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CoffeeBooze posted:She's not De'Londa Brice bad, but she is pretty stiff competition for the number two spot. Peggy spends her family's money on poo poo that is way more stupid than trips to Atlantic City.
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# ¿ Feb 11, 2017 07:16 |
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Ein cooler Typ posted:Cotton Hill is a war hero Probably just fixed trucks in a supply depot in Idaho. Missing shins come from a truck accident.
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# ¿ Feb 11, 2017 13:33 |
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This is a fat kids thread.
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2017 18:58 |
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Wicker Man posted:The best loving part of that is you can clearly hear Bill giggling over the phone, and Dale still doesn't suspect. Bill is at the college "playing pinball with the boys". Who are the boys???
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# ¿ Feb 14, 2017 05:49 |
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Hank and Enrique have the same first name.
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# ¿ Feb 15, 2017 04:26 |
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Ein cooler Typ posted:my best guess is they needed a reason for Bill to be at the community college so he could report the news to Hank but they couldn't think of a good reason for him to be there It was an early season episode, the characters were still somewhat fluid. Early seasons Bill might play pinball with some unseen friends, later seasons Bill would definitely be collecting the hair of strangers.
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# ¿ Feb 17, 2017 00:13 |
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JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:For real though. There's a somewhat noticeable dip in quality around season 8-9, then another dip around 11, but 13 is garbage. Sadness covers me like a blanket. Go away, let me die.
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# ¿ Feb 20, 2017 20:07 |
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...and the pitch! posted:I think the defense attorney has the idea. It's Hank's idea.
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# ¿ Feb 27, 2017 21:22 |
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The Archaic posted:I hope to be Hank Hill in the sense that I can feed a family comfortably and keep a roof over their head on the salary of a friggin propane salesman. The 90s were truly a different age. He was the assistant manager!
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# ¿ Feb 28, 2017 17:54 |
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Code Jockey posted:lmao Buck owns so much Mister Strickland got up under more balls than a midget hooker!
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# ¿ Feb 28, 2017 21:48 |
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Atmus posted:That's only because that's where the computer was kept, because obviously the computer is a tool like the vacuum cleaner. It was that or the garage. Peggy's only personal space is a tiny windowless closet, Hank gets the whole garage.
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# ¿ Mar 1, 2017 03:39 |
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A lot of plots revolve around Bobby being impressionable and easily influenced by someone or something and Hank being against them or it, but Hank likes those characteristics of Bobby when he is the influencer! What I'm saying is that in the long run reinforcing that behavior is going to lead to Bobby being a pretty hosed up adult. That boy ain't right, that man will be worse.
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# ¿ Mar 1, 2017 23:00 |
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# ¿ Mar 16, 2017 19:03 |
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Hank is definitely one of those hard working people who has savings, no debt, old cars, a very low interest home loan, and a responsible budget, who is just one debilitating catastrophic health crisis away from complete and utter penury.
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# ¿ Mar 17, 2017 11:08 |
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Like oh poo poo I've been building up this savings account since I was 23 years old and now it literally covers only 30% of this one hospital bill I got for trying to stay alive. Also more of these bills are on the way.
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# ¿ Mar 17, 2017 11:10 |
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You say they can't do that, but they did. That is what happens. It's a little error in a show that was usually down with continuity and context, but what did you expect? A happy and together Bill would have been a tough character to love and accept. He's only a good person when he's an object of pity. Any time he gets a hint of power or something he automatically becomes terrible. Think about his line where he's talking about how he's been on a bunch of juries and every time he was they all did "their duty" which he considers to be a conviction. That's terrifying.
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# ¿ Apr 3, 2017 08:03 |
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Hank focuses on neatness and tidyness in his personal and professional life and in the spaces around him because his childhood was full of destructive Cotton insanity. Compare and contrast his mother polishing her miniatures collection while Cotton smashed things with Hank polishing his truck out in the garage while Peggy does some crazy poo poo or Bobby does whatever.
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# ¿ Apr 12, 2017 10:06 |
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13 seasons is a crazy amount of time for any show to have, especially one that was not treated well by its network.
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# ¿ May 3, 2017 23:33 |
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Ein cooler Typ posted:even when Dale acts like an rear end in a top hat sometimes he does it with good intentions At least admit that he's emotionally and physically distant.
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# ¿ Jul 28, 2017 06:31 |
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Bombadilillo posted:Bill has a successful and loving and healthy and good relationship. The show literally forget about it by the next episode without so much as a one-line reset. It just ignores it. There was a one line reference to it.
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# ¿ Jul 29, 2017 05:32 |
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Yeah that's it, just the one line ever.
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# ¿ Jul 29, 2017 16:28 |
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Bombadilillo posted:They resolved his character arc after like 10 seasons then promptly forgot. My God, that's the most beautiful description of a haunted meadow I've ever heard.
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# ¿ Jul 29, 2017 22:28 |
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I have this conveniently bookmarked. http://video.adultswim.com/king-of-the-hill/lonely-man-dinner.html
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# ¿ Jul 29, 2017 22:33 |
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...and the pitch! posted:Crush Rushford Death to Denton always reminds me of a sad song.
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# ¿ Jul 31, 2017 14:22 |
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I want my binky back.
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# ¿ Aug 4, 2017 17:47 |
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Wow I just noticed that, in "Blood and Sauce", when Bill is making a huge bunch of his barbecue, he gets a delivery from Larsen Pork Products. Holy poo poo.
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# ¿ Aug 5, 2017 04:16 |
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Bobby without a doubt owns a restaurant. Think about his meat knowledge and his cooking ability and secret recipes he knows and his indoctrinated reverence for barbecue. If you want, he can have a food truck in Austin and occasionally perform at an open mic night.
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# ¿ Aug 10, 2017 07:13 |
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Nu-Joseph is funnier than his previous incarnation.
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# ¿ Aug 11, 2017 02:49 |
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cool new Polack jokes posted:Draw the floorplan you fucks Every time I try, I start to shake, then sweat, then I black out and awake hours later on the living room floor covered in old bamboo leaves.
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# ¿ Aug 11, 2017 03:03 |
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Don't forget how his high school record was totally nothing. Hank is all talk about almost everything.
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# ¿ Nov 29, 2017 07:24 |
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naem posted:Hank hill is a celebration of an honest humble man who's achieved the middle class American dream He's a really good example of a big American man who has made peace with the actual course of present day America. He can't farm wheat or mine coal but he's somehow turned his bullshit service job into something that gives him dignity, simply because it interacts with two manly things: resource extraction/processing and grilling.
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# ¿ Dec 8, 2017 04:43 |
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Cosmik Slop posted:Plus it gave us what is pretty much the Citizen Kane of YouTube poops. Not too shabby. Just remembering "Boggle??" makes me chuckle.
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# ¿ Jun 18, 2018 06:28 |
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Milo and POTUS posted:They tapered off the mechanic bit over the seasons I'm pretty sure and I'm kinda bummed they did. Yeah she got dumber and less nuanced as the seasons went by.
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# ¿ Jun 20, 2018 20:44 |
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Ein cooler Typ posted:I mean I hate the episode I don't hate the character It happens a little in the Halloween episode for a second.
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# ¿ Jul 13, 2018 05:05 |
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revolther posted:For all his threats of rear end kicking I feel like Hank is bested by Topsy and Fatso a couple times. Ditched at the Alamo was one. Hank actually uses physical violence very rarely.
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# ¿ Jul 22, 2018 02:56 |
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https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/08/27/swimming-banned-french-beach-sexually-frustrated-dolphin-named/ BILL: It happened to me! The same thing happened to me six years ago! And then four years ago!
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# ¿ Aug 28, 2018 05:36 |
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Twitch posted:Dallas sallaD! This is what you do??
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# ¿ Sep 27, 2018 07:01 |
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I just watched Joust Like a Woman, the video was high quality, and it was legal! It felt so good!
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# ¿ Nov 1, 2018 18:48 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 21:13 |
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1. Peggy sucker punches King Phillip 2. The Faire gets shut down and everybody loses their jobs
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# ¿ Nov 1, 2018 18:49 |