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Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

When hank tries to set the alarm for 7 but sets it to 7:01.

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Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

I want a sweater that says Sport Champion on it.

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

HATED A BABY?!

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

He was the assistant manager!

Pump jockey! Works for tips!

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

Haha Bill stuck in the tire

"don't tell me what to do! "

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

I'm watching the trucking episode. The b plot loving blows.

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

The White Dragon posted:

The b plot is loving amazing, it's set up to make you think it's about Peggy and Luanne doing their annoying song bullshit but it's actually about Nancy filing a missing persons report

Yeah that Shits good but I still can't stand it.

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008


I use this term all the time when someone has to sit in between two other dudes and noone ever understands :(

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gra2uCOhY5w

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

I would assume he is as off the grid as possible, while still likely paying a cable and internet bill in his name.

He steals cable from Hank

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

The ocean? What ocean?

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

"Tilly did you make this stuffing?, cause it tastes like garbage!"

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

The part where Joseph kisses Minh is steller, her reaction is gold.

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

You might not be aware this exists or frankly if it should.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaz8L9R-fvQ

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

FuhrerHat posted:

my tinder profile is a buck strickland quote

*Joe Jack voice* Post the profile, honey.

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

Pee diddle

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

Nooner posted:

Jimmy Wichard is actually the best

The clock at the bank once said 110 degrees!

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

"this tastes like turtles"

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

Can anyone translate the French Khan is speaking when he gets fired? Pretty sure he's talking about a bike but my French is poor and it brings great shame to my Canadian pride.

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

I could take a crack at it, do you have a clip? I don't have Hulu, because :canada:

Didn't expect to find it but it's in this clip after the bill scene

https://youtu.be/K6lqqH78_Nk

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

drat it quote ain't edit Bobby

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

PardonMeHippo posted:

Is this show pretty accurate?

Lol at answering this question instead of realizing its a line from the show.

Vaya con Dios

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

I didn't drown that boy!

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

Khan has so many great lines.

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

God drat the Canadian episode is so bad. It could have had some decent gags but it sucks.

I do find it funny Boomhauer found a French Canadian girl in Guelph of all places. It's a nice little city though.

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

My favorite line in the whole show is

"HATED A BABY?!"

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

I just watched the episode where they lost their insurance and god drat it has too many plot lines.

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

Hihohe posted:

all the side storys in that episode are pretty funny too.

"Planters warts"

"eewww....... 6 bee stings."

Yeah. I kinda wish they where B plots in other episodes that had more time. The Dale bee poo poo is funny and I want more.

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

VAGINA!

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

Shishkahuben posted:

why is the pencil in his nose pointy side in

Because Coach Kleehammer is an idiot.

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

Robo Reagan posted:

did you know you can watch things for free on the internet

NOONER WOULD NEVER STEAL!

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008


"HATED A BABY?!" Is my favorite King of The Hill line ever and it's so so perfect.

Saalkin fucked around with this message at 18:56 on Jul 2, 2022

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

If anything Joseph would take up vaping and Dale would be upset that he wasn't smoking instead.

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008


This is the best line in the show full stop.

I hear it in my head all the time.

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

PinheadSlim posted:

Boomhauer has been with,

ice cream lady
the jogger that broke his heart
the french canadian woman

and he almost hooks up with a rando in a changing room but I can't think of any others, someone with better encyclopedic knowledge of KotH romance could point some out

The mail lady
There's a woman dressed as a nurse when he had Peggy's body cast.
When he gets a call about his car Sally from Bobby he's with a woman (he says something about moving the truck so this might be the ice-cream lady)
The woman who picks him up in the flashback with Sally.

To correct the bill list from earlier he doesn't get with competitive eater lady. That was the joke at the end of the episode that they where saving it until after... His idea.

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

Oh Boomhauer has the hearing impaired woman as a date on Peggy's train birthday.

I think he's with a woman at lucky and Luannes wedding.

Thanksgiving episode at the airport he goes to a hotel with two air hostess.

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

Patch episode has his ex.

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

Just threw on the episode with the gas leak. Boomhauer comes out with a woman.

Also lmfao just realized Bill grabs Peggy and gives her mouth to mouth before going back for Hank and Bobby

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

Traxis posted:

I've been watching koth with my nephew when he comes over and this morning I got an angry text from my sister because he won't stop singing the fun center song and it's driving her insane

Hell yeah

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Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

Testikles posted:

The ZZ Top episode is... not good.

Probably in the running for the worst, but there's still a few funny gags/jokes in that one...I think.

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