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Another Bill posted:JOHN REDCORN [making a toast]: To the white man, who steals our land and steals our sons. Bobby! Not in front of the Boomhauers! I'm sorry you had to see that, Dr. Boomhauer
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CHUCK MANGIONE: Ever since the explosion, every song I play sounds like "Feels So Good." INSTRUCTOR: Maybe that's because it does "feel so good" to be alive. CHUCK MANGIONE: No, that's not it.
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I see by the look on your face that you did not know about the rascal
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:"You know who you knocked down. The chairman of the membership committee. That's right- Corky Raywood. Yeah. I'd be wetting myself too if I were you right now." A teenage security guard at an alcohol wristband table did this to me once because my ID was almost expired. Me: Is that a problem? Him: No. I was thinking about that scene the whole time
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Dear Octavio, This is the hardest letter I've ever had to write
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That's like buying a haircut for Saddam Hussein... and I hate Saddam Hussein!
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Apr 16, 2023 04:48
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I used to chase skirt with your grand daddy. He's a... mean kind of funny
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Apr 16, 2023 22:33
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Dale makes his own vape juice
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May 7, 2023 00:09
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If you weren't my son, I'd hug you.
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Bobby? We are heading down the hall towards your room, son. That's us knocking, your mother and me. Okay, then. We're coming on in.
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You will not "pop it." You will place it in your mouth.
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I think of that episode whenever I see capers.
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Jun 15, 2023 04:10
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I like Jeff Gordon! He's handsome!
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Someone I have a lot of respect for once told me that Christmas is about giving and love. Yeah, we all got Boomhauer's Christmas card, too.
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I think you cut my ear I think you cry more than the guy I killed out from under that helmet
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He's already got the black vote, Earl. And the gay vote, Earl.
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And that's why so many people are allergic to peanuts
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a sexual elk posted:Same voice actor too, David Herman His characters were always my favorite. "It's not up to you Hank! It's up to Hank."
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I caught a deer picking through my garbage like this was New York City
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He was the meanest sumbitch God ever put on one leg
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Admiral Admiral Lady admiral
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6 AM, and already the boy ain't right
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Dang it, Bobby. People are going to see this oil stain and think I'm a drunk.
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Ornery and Hornery posted:One of my favorite line readings in the entire series I got money on the simpleton!
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Jewel Crawford was a good character. I wish they had brought him back. "It tells you when you gotta leave, which is now. And where you gotta go, which is out."
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Hink's Seed and Feed (Formerly Chick's)
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