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Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
The Platter family is trash.

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Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
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Hank and Peggy having sex; what would it look like? I imagine it being very robotic.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
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They should have drawn peggy's feet so they actually looked size 16. Seriously, She should look like a shaved sasquatch.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Lesbian Bed Death posted:

Peggy's full of big ideas. She's an independent thinker like Bobby.

Her efforts miss the mark a lot, but that's pretty loving common amongst people who try.

Hate Khan if you've gotta hate on someone FFS.

Please try harder when you troll. Khan is way better than Peggy

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
MIZZ LIZ! TWO HOT TODDIES!

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
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HO YEAH!

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
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Hank Hill pays sticker price

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
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Oklahoma City Pimp Alabaster Jones: What you want for the jasper brunette?
Hank: That is my wife!
Oklahoma City Pimp Alabaster Jones: Man, that's the biggest mistake a pimp could make; marryin' one of his hos.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:

I don't like the episode where Hank discovers that he has no butt. It doesn't make sense that a great high school football player would have no butt. And more so, other people would point out that he doesn't have a butt.

Hank wasn't that great of a player.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
I ain't got a narrow ureety. He gets that from his mother. Mine's so drat wide, I could pass the child myself if I had to!

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

JediTalentAgent posted:

I don't know where it happens in the show, but the Bobby being a natural at Home Ec. sort of hit me with the "Peggy is an awful person"-moment.

I think if I remember correctly, she intentionally destroys her son's chances to be good, confident and potentially successful at something because she's jealous he's better at something than she is.

she steals their thanksgiving turkey and takes it to her hairdresser(who she assumed was gay) because bobby became good at cleaning and cooking and she felt useless

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Dale and Bill are both kind of stupid dicks.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Fatty's dead. I'm his son Little Fatty.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Strickland Propane does not have a vending machine.
It smells, and I thank God every day I get home that I didn't get exploded.
The end.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
The episode with the three girls that mess with Bobby is like some sort of MRA PSA

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Hank's mom is awful.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
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It had Jerry Stiller which was its saving grace.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
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No but Patton Oswalt has a character that makes semi-regular appearances.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Adult swim skips episodes which is annoying. They start on Season 3 episode 2 which means they skip the mega-lo mart exploding.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
:shrug: Don't know

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

LonesomeCrowdedWest posted:

Luanne used to be knowledgable about cars and trucks in the first few seasons to the point she probably could have been a mechanic and they completely drop that later in the show

Yeah. It sucks that she became so ditzy.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
A lot of fake King of the Hill fans coming out the woodwork

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Hanks mom was probably mentally ill before she met Cotton.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Yeah but hank pumps gas for a living and works for tips

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Troy Queef posted:

"Consider the properties of a banana..."

Ted Wassanasong is probably my favorite occasional characters. It's all in the voice.

He enunciates very well.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Bill voted for Trump. Luanne probably did too.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:

is the episode where bill gets his legs back and beats up the doctor considered a win for bill?

Nah, cause bill was an idiot from the beginning

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
It's funny how broken Bill is

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
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Owen Wilson was the guy who Luanne almost married.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
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Taste the meat, not the heat.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Soak in your lies kidney boy!

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
How are his hands soft if he owns a ranch?

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
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Cotton genuinely loves Bobby.

Dale was most annoying in the episode where Hank goes to anger management. It was the peak of him being annoying though.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Do you think Hank has ever given Peggy an orgasm?

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
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I don't like Lucky. I tolerate him but I don't really like him.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
The episode that makes Peggy look the most foolish is Death and Texas where she ended up becoming a drug mule for a prisoner

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Come here...let me get a good look at you...

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Hank could never love Trump because he's from New York and likes well done steaks. Cotton would hate Trump because Trump is a pansy and a draft dodger. Bobby might like Trump because he saw him on the Apprentice.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
There should be some sort of test you have to take before you start theory crafting for modern day King of the Hill episodes. Too many scrubs posing like they're real fans.

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Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
All your speculating is dumb because you're killing all the best characters in the name of "realism"

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