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Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
He had a den too before Luanne took it

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Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
The hot dog eating episode is among my least favorite episodes. It was a dumb fad.

I also hate the ZZ Top episode and Ms. Wakefield. Hank was completely reasonable in not wanting someone to die in his house, but everyone treated him like an rear end in a top hat

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Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Selling propane is a noble profession, picking up dog poop is not

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Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Cotton is just saying what we're all thinking

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Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Improbable Lobster posted:

You okay my dude? Seems like you're really angry about something and are blaming it on young people in the King Of The Hill Cartoon Show thread


I'm angry because I'm a kissless virgin


if only a cute asian girl had moved in next to door to me, things might have turned out different :/


me and Bobby are both fat, but have good senses of humor. some people have all the luck

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Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
He wasn't mean to Bobby, he was being tough to him to make sure he developed good character.

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Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
The Propane Maniacs was in season 4

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Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnxOWGgCjck

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Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
the one with Bill's family in Louisiana is my favorite episode

it's straight out of Shakesepeare

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Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Hank also has money coming in from his secret oil fields

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Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
that placebo drug ruined his life

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Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Bobby's interests ain't right

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Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
the Coven of Artemis were cool guys though

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Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Hank goes to Arlen University to sell the arrowhead


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Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
true for most cartoons but actually King of the Hill is the most realistic so

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Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
why didn't Goldfinger have Oddjob remove the gold before he crushed the car

why did Goldfinger show everyone his plan if he was just gonna kill them right afterward

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Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
the 90s were a simple time


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Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Houle posted:

I don't think I've ever seen Hank use any seasonings and since he doesn't use charcoal or hickory chips or anything in the grill to smoke it up those steaks are probably really really bland.


they're good with some ketchup

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Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
where is Hank going that his elbows need to be smooth

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Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Hank borrows this grill from the frat across the street

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Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Hank built this barbecue out of two old barbecues




not propane D:

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Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
let me know if you find any

all I've ever been able to find is fan-art (and I can't j/o to cartoons because I'm not a weirdo)

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Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

cool new Polack jokes posted:

Hank being Dales surrogate is one of my favourite things in the show



wow I don't remember that arc at all O_O

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Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
I can work with that

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Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

King Possum III posted:

"Yes, of course it's name brand soda. It is MegaLo Mart Private Stock."



anyone who says they can tell the difference between this and real Coca-Cola is lying, I tell you what

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Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:

I'm the guy who wears an eye patch even though he has 2 eyes.


maybe his other eye is photophobic

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Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Bobby meets a tranny at the plastic surgery clinic when Hank breaks his nose in season 13 and calls him "shim"


there's a few transphobic jokes in the show



I forget which episode but Hank makes a disparaging comment about a clerk at some business who is "in-between genders"


in "Hank's Choice" when someone tells Hank to get a hypoallergenic dog like a poodle hank says "a poodle? why not just go all the way and get me a sex-change operation"



I used to love this show but our attitudes have changed so much over the past 15 years

it's too problematic to watch now

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Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
they're a blue collar Texas family but Mike Judge said they had to tone down the racism and homophobia otherwise it would be unpleasant

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Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
It's not Peggy's fault Luann put a spoon in the fork holder

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Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

The Archaic posted:

So far I think John Redcorn is the only character Hank hesitated at kicking someone's rear end: "I mean it, I will" *John Redcorn's hair blows in the wind, smiling smugly*


Hank could kick John Redcorn's rear end if he was really pissed


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Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
remember when the tornado blew off all of Uncle Hank's clothes

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Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
The Company Man was produced for season one but didn't air til season two, so the tornado episode hadn't happened yet when they made it

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Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Kidd-Liggit posted:

"no girl gently caress me"

Bobby would never use such coarse language


he was about to say "fu-get about it"

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Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Ein cooler Typ fucked around with this message at 22:02 on Apr 20, 2017

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Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
the ZZ Top one is the stupidest episode and the only one I refuse ever to watch again

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Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Bobby doesn't need sissy lenses for his eyes

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Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Yeah but how many episodes were there after the skeet shooting episode

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Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
watching the low-flow toilets episode


Hank reading all of Peggy's musings as his filibuster is great. this is a hell of hard thing to do in comedy: write something that is intentionally bad but still funny




I'm tired of reading negative stories about today's youth. You might say I'm on an all pro-teen diet.

They say time flies but with the way the airlines are going these days maybe time should take the bus.

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Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Hank wasn't racist to Khan. What kind of a world is this if i can only hate a man if he's white?

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Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Kahn is classist to Hank. He constantly calls him "hillbilly" and "redneck" and judges him for having less money.

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