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Bill is great because he is far, and away the most naturally gifted of the entire group. He is an elite level athlete who can get back in shape quick when he has the drive. He can speak french. Hes an amazing chef. He has a great singing voice, and has proven he has the skill to be first chair in a trendy upscale hair salon. Yet he still manages to be one of the sadist most pathetic characters in television history.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fR6ORdrN6S4 This whole video is pure Gribble gold.
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Jan 29, 2017 05:13
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I AM THE REAPER! THE COLLECTOR OF SOOOUUULLLLLSSSSS!!!!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlxCKyK0llU
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Jan 29, 2017 13:28
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Kinda sad they never had Hal come back for a few episodes. Hank and Hal were just to practical to continue their bromance.
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Feb 1, 2017 16:30
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Ein cooler Typ posted:the later seasons ruined his character That isn't out of character at all. Hank found out he'd been getting ripped off for years, and learned from it. If anything it would have made Hank super suspicious of all car dealers to the point of turning down actual good deals.
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Feb 2, 2017 07:56
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Ein cooler Typ posted:but the pickup truck heaven episode is before the one where he's been paying sticker price I'm, going to be that guy, and say the whole series is out of sequence, and based over the coarse of two years. Its up to you the viewer to decided what order the episodes take place in.
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Feb 2, 2017 08:40
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John Yossarian posted:I never watched the last couple seasons, but did Dale ever find out that Joseph wasn't his biological son? He always knew, and he let it go. He loved Joseph and Nancy too much to make it an issue. Also what better way for Dale to sick it to Redcorn than to raise Joseph right in his face?
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Feb 6, 2017 00:31
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Hotdog In A Hallway posted:Yeah, but he was carried there on the back of the BILLDOZER Truth. I love the flashbacks of Bill as a stone cold studd with a lions mane on his head. Hank's 40 time was pretty bad. He ran a 5.9 as a running back. To give perspective that is slower than everyone in the NFL combine including 300+ lb linemen most of whom smoke Hanks time. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSXgHP7K6aE
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Feb 6, 2017 15:03
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The Muppets On PCP posted:hank played high school football back in the 70s A 5.9 40 would be a lovely time for a college level running back in the 1940s. Most running backs in the 70s were putting up average 4.5 40 times. Elite guys like Earl Campbell, and OJ wee running sub 4.5. What I'm saying is Hank wouldn't have been playing college football even if he hadn't hurt his ankle celebrating in the championship.
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Feb 6, 2017 17:57
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The world is cruel to shiny things.
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Feb 6, 2017 20:51
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Lucky breaking down the scoring system of roller derby will never not be funny.
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Feb 7, 2017 05:05
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Wicker Man posted:"Nancy gave me this vest. Do you want it?! TAKE IT, TAKE EVERYTHING" Redcorn crying over Joseph, and Hank just bailing out of the jeep and running in horror when John goes in for a hug is both sad, and hilarious. So much character development from just that one scene.
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The saddest part about John is that he could literally bang every other woman in Texas if he wasn't so caught up on Nancy. John Redcorn is just another version of Bill. Though he may be more emotionally tortured, because of Joseph.
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Feb 18, 2017 10:47
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Along the saame lines of "I din't drown that boy!" I love the time Buck Strickland hears some kid say daddy and instinctively shouts "I AIN"T YA DADDY!"
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Mar 30, 2017 12:14
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Anytime Life in a northern town plays I look for Buckley's angle.
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...and the pitch! posted:Frito pie sucks How do you feel about Brown Betty?
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:Bobby without a doubt owns a restaurant. Think about his meat knowledge and his cooking ability and secret recipes he knows and his indoctrinated reverence for barbecue. If you want, he can have a food truck in Austin and occasionally perform at an open mic night. This is the proper answer. Though I wouldn't make Bobby the owner. He is the head chef of a moderately successful restaurant. He makes a decent living and enjoys his work, but still dreams of making it in show business with his own food network series. A running theme could be Bobby forcing people to watch his lousy adulation tapes Joseph was a star athlete who was the starting free safety for A&M, but blew out his ACL junior year, and dropped out. Now he works for the city, and slays mad pussy despite being dumber than a box of rocks. Kahn Jr. has long since moved away went to UCLA, and is now a successful heart surgeon in Denver. She pops in every once in a while with her new family to visit her parents. Hank now owns Strickland propane. Buck dies of a massive heart attack, and Hank buys it from Bucks son who is tight up for money due to gambling debts. Peggy is still a substitute teacher waiting for her shot at "the big time." still as arrogant and full of herself as ever. Dale, Bill, and Boomhauer are pretty much the same just with a few more years on them. Luanne is reviled to have been killed in a car wreck, and Lucky is now a financially struggling yet surprisingly competent father to their now teenage daughter. Smiling Mandrill fucked around with this message at 10:05 on Aug 10, 2017 |
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Nooner posted:HEY STOP LOOKIN AT MY GUYS!!! Stay angry Jimmy.
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Punkin Spunkin posted:remember the time hank was sexually molested by a police officer Oh say can you see...sob
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Mar 28, 2018 13:28
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Top Hats Monthly posted:She died of pneumonia, then her husband died of pneumonia the next year. That’s extremely sad. Her death and her husbands are both fishy as hell.
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"How long have you been standing there." "Thirty six years."
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Jul 14, 2018 06:10
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Ein cooler Typ posted:oh and Hank murdered Debbie too That doesn't count he had marijuana poisoning.
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Siljmonster posted:A Dallas Cowboy also assaulted him and he took the punch like a champ He also assaulted a Dallas Cowboy after Dandy Don missed his throw.
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I have an uncle form Kentucky who talks just like Joe Jack. I didn't meet him until I was older, and did a double take the first time he called me honey. Then I realized he called everyone honey.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/King_Hill Put glasses on him and you have Hank. Coincidence?
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Not a Children posted:Dang ol' Love is an enjoyable episode but really hard to watch The best part of that episode is when Bill is twisting his ankles in the holes he dug to trap that woman.
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muscles like this! posted:It is also the one where it makes Hank look like an idiot. That and it was already established that Hank knew how to barter for a vehicle in the on where he bought his new truck. Bobby says something like dad I love this truck, and Hank says me too, but act like you don't when we get back to the dealership.
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May 27, 2019 11:26
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The best thing about King of the Hill is that you can always go back and catch great lines you somehow missed the first few times. Like how did I miss this one until today? Bobby: Did you ever ride a block of ice? Buck: Hell, I married Ms. Lizz didn't I?
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Aug 4, 2019 12:18
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Does anyone buy into the theory that Dale knew all along Redcorn was Josephs father? If you watch the show that way it does kinda add a new darker edge to Dale.
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Bombadilillo posted:Dale is sweet and pure Yeah. I think Dale's naive nature extends way too far into every aspect of his life to just be an act to stick it to John Redcorn.
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Aug 6, 2019 17:36
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Someone needs to start a Dale Gribble self defense course. POCKET SAND! SQUIRREL TACTIC! TURBINE! SHAA SHHAA!!
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hawowanlawow posted:the Bobby grilling episode is really, really fuckin bad What makes it so bad? One of the main plot points of the entire series is that Hank and Bobby have nothing to bond over. I thought the show was one of the better send offs for a sitcom. I also like the way they pan back, and the viewer floats away into the sky the same way the viewer comes from the sky and pans down in the first episode.
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Bombadilillo posted:Bobby learning to like grilling in the hill house as a revelation is dumb. The episode wasn't about bobby learning to grill, it was about Bobby discovering he had a natural talent for inspecting beef. Which made sense given the amount of steak the Hill's consume throughout the series. Also Bobby didn't turn into Hank, they just discovered a mutual interest they could finally bond over.
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I"M NOT YOUR DADDY!
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Welp, the KOH thread has now reached peek internet. KOH-TNG crossover thread energize. Funny thing is Hank would hate this...
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They should've made Cottons arms longer so he looked like a gorilla. He was supposed to be about 6'4 before a Japan man blew his shins off with a machine gun.
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muscles like this! posted:How does the Quebecois version deal with the Canadian episode? Or the fact that Mexico is like half a days drive away in some episodes.
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Buck's actions did have consequences. Its just that Buck is such a colossal piece of poo poo that shrugged of things that would destroy a man with a sense of morality.
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JfishPirate posted:This made me wonder: Has anyone watched The Goode Family recently? If people don't remember what that is, it was King of the Hill, but with "liberal" characters. It was made by Mike Judge, but only has a single season, and I remember it being pretty bad. The whole series is on YouTube if someone actually wants to watch it, though I tried one episode and gave up about 5 minutes in. I thought the Goode Family was OK, but it had nowhere to go story wise. The characters were too one denominational to stretch into a long running series. They would've worked better as the crazy neighbors next door rather than the stars of the their own series. To make the serise last longer they needed to get rid of any redeeming qualities Mr. Goode had, and made him a shallow disconnected ultra rich "Hollywood liberal" who was just going through the motions to get good media buzz. Basically he should have been a reflection of all the clueless celebrities who were "helping" us common people during this pandemic by singing Imagine with no sense of irony.
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An all Texas Super Bowl...his will be done.
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