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Your father has the nose of a bloodhound. —— You brought charcoal into our home! I didn’t know what it was, Luanne asked me to hold it, I thought it was drugs!
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You don’t freak the monkey, you freak doctor quarters!
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Cotton complaining about Peggy’s lasagna being cold and immediately throwing it on the floor.
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*Bobby crying after having his heart broken* Peggy, to her heartbroken son: I guess your love wasn’t as strong as your father’s and mine?
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PinheadSlim posted:Every episode where Bobby has some sort of romantic trouble is gold. They are the most cringe, but in an empathetic way as we recall the follies of our youth. They evoke strong emotions.
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Preacher, if you're still in the baptizing business, I'd like you to drown my boy.
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Thirty five years
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Peggy choreographed the cheerleaders committing a hate crime against the Irish.
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Ms Wakefield is a decent episode. I just hate how everyone immediately sides against Hank about letting a stranger die in his home.
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Old Mrs. Dwyer sure did like concrete amphibians. It's a shame one ended up killing her.
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And leave your books. You're not gonna be needing them where you're going. *dramatic music sting*
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And Tyler Too! posted:The episode with Drew Carey as "also Hank" is my Citizen Kane. *silently sitting at bar* *Hank goes to payphone* "Peggy, we're having the wildest time!"
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King of the hill jump to Bobby’s junior year in high school would be good enough for me.
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KotH needed more Minh and Kahn
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Milo and POTUS posted:I both really love and also kinda dislike that co-op episode. It’s a gem of the later seasons. “Tassels Hank, tassels” It does get a bit silly in the third act when Hank thinks he going to have 50 head of steer on his back yard.
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I think we need to say grace again.
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“And you broke all the rules with your revolutionary defense!”
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Dog Dale Afternoon: Dale: “If you’re going to shoot me, I want Bobby Hill to take the shot because Bobby will put me down clean.” Bobby *reaching for police officer’s rifle* *sad look on his face*: “okay” Hilarious at face value, if we were thinking it was an isolated absurdist Dale thing to say. And even funnier because this episode takes place after the episode where people learn that Bobby is a great shot. So it’s him truly believing Bobby would put him down clean. What a show.
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My daddy's having a heart attack
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*talking about his sex life* Hank: You know how much I love the fundamentals
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I love how Dale doesn’t even begin to entertain the thought of cheating on Nancy. Not even with the pigeon god. Dale’s alright.
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External Organs posted:This show has some amazing bit characters. You could watch me scoot around in my chair all evening, I might even enjoy that.
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Do you know he tried to get me kicked out the club for throwing my putt at his wife? NOONE sneezes when Buck Strickland about to putt.
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Cotton... jealous? B-but that’s a human emotion!
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The nine rivers country club episode might be my favorite.
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I like when Bobby has a mouth full of food and he still growls.. Thatheron...
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Don't look now, Hank, but you just fixed our vibe. Ting!
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Ladybird saves Bobby’s life in the episode where people think Ladybird and Hank are racist. That episode doesn’t make sense though. The gas leak happened (according to the deacon) because Hank did not use the right seals. Mr. Hill would never make that mistake, especially with abort specifically designed for safety. I tell you what.
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hank hill is an inductee to the propane hall of flame
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Dale believes in climate change. That’s why he puts so many ACs in his house (and a walrus) in the episode where Nancy goes to Dallas. He just thinks it’s gonna be an ice age not global warming.
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Raskolnikov2089 posted:Yall are not true Peggy Hill fans if you don't realize she'd pronounce it Qué-Anon. That’s a big lol
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I’m going trout of business
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The flag raising at E woah he mah
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Traxis posted:When they steal his mower, chuck mangione in the megalomart, when he gets an office job, mr. big, when he wrecks Hank's lawn Wait a minute... a change of plans wasn’t in the plan!
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*points at Boomhauer* Paragraph 1 *Points at Bill* Paragraph 2 *Points at self* And your signatures
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How dare you love me
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The Pig episode with Keaton has some incredible Peggy content.
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muscles like this! posted:I love the part where Hank complains about renting his costume, which is just his normal outfit of a white t-shirt and jeans, except with a pack of smokes rolled up in one sleeve. I love Peggy screaming up at the hot air balloon.
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But Ladybird is thirteen!
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