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I think there was some kind of hurricane hitting Arlen or something. When Hank needs a fuel filter but the last ones at Mega Lo Mart come in packs of 12, so he takes one out and says "uh...one fuel filter please". Cashier goes "I can't scan that". Hank: "I don't need 12 I just need one" Crowd behind him is getting antsy. "Hey this guy is buying up all the fuel filter! He's buying them by the dozen!" Lady goes "oh my god what's a fuel filter I need one!" Hank gives up and goes "Fine gimme the 12 pack then". Cashier: "I can't sell you an open package sir" Hank: "I'm the one that opened it you just saw me" Hank is all "gently caress it" and he takes a single one out of the package and hurls the rest into the crowd and runs. The Archaic fucked around with this message at 03:38 on Jan 28, 2017 |
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Jan 28, 2017 03:21
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Bobby messed with Luane's birth control pills, now they convince him he got her pregnant and they put on a fake wedding to teach him a lesson. Kahn looks over the fence: "HEY MINH COME QUICK! BOBBY HILLBILLY MARRYING COUSIN! YOU OWE ME $5!" loving kills me.
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Jan 28, 2017 05:35
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Hank accidentally buys crack. Also you don't gently caress with Peggy. Never noticed the paint on the guy's truck says "Jack's Bate" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAnBJu7R_-o
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Jan 28, 2017 21:05
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NurhacisUrn posted:I dunno, I feel like Bob's Burgers is kind of like this, it is made by Loren Bouchard and Home Movies was also believable. Bobs Burgers and Koth took the Simpsons formula and turned it upside down. Rather than focusing on a bumbling idiot father figure the shows played the father as straight as possible and have every other character around them to be completely insane.
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Jan 29, 2017 18:08
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"Cotton, the baby's crying!" "That's good Didi! Looks like those maternity classes are starting to pay off!"
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Jan 29, 2017 22:13
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Junk posted:
Even watching King of the Hill as a kid I always wanted to drop kick this little rear end in a top hat.
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Jan 30, 2017 06:46
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Guy asked if I wanted honey mustard and I almost took a swing at him.
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Jan 31, 2017 01:40
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Jan 31, 2017 16:45
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LADYBIRD IS NOT A SLUT
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Feb 2, 2017 22:01
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I wish there was a Frinkiac for KotH because most of the show is pretty gifable.
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Feb 3, 2017 04:15
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PK loving SUBBAN posted:Can you believe this guy? He tells a joke at a funeral. Hehe it was pretty funny though
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Feb 4, 2017 17:02
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Hank with no rear end episode was great because it gave us one my favourite Dale lines: "Wait I can still beat Hank, that's even better than winning!"Nooner posted:Lucky owns Lucky rules. "The code acknowledges that the children are our future".
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Feb 6, 2017 22:31
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*Didi is giving birth* Cotton: "Topsy! Do something!" "Something ELSE"
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Feb 7, 2017 21:18
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DALE: I know all about your naked dream with my wife! That's right, John Redcorn told me everything. He's a true friend, unlike you.
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Feb 15, 2017 05:41
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PEGGY: Hank, why don't we go someplace more private? You certainly can't live out your fantasy with all these naked women around. PEGGY: You don't want me anymore. You want other women. Younger, equally pretty women.
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Feb 16, 2017 18:17
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Every day I get up and stare death in the back of the head
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Feb 16, 2017 21:25
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I think KotH deserves credit for drawing every character with realistic body proportions as well. Nobody is cartoonishly fat but nobody is super built either. Even Boomhauer has a beer gut. I can't think of any other animated sitcoms that do that.
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Feb 17, 2017 00:13
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Smiling Mandrill posted:The saddest part about John is that he could literally bang every other woman in Texas if he wasn't so caught up on Nancy. John Redcorn is just another version of Bill. Though he may be more emotionally tortured, because of Joseph. I'm pretty sure there was a scene where Hank and the guys were at the hardware store and they catch John Redcorn walking out of an "Employees Only" room and Hank goes "huh, I didn't know John Redcorn worked here". Then a smiling girl follows him out and Dale goes "Oh he works here alright!". John Redcorn sees the guys and is super embarassed, except Dale who's super proud of him and giving him thumbs up.
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Feb 19, 2017 17:19
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Neurolimal posted:All I recall is that Cotton was horrible to her and Hank went blind seeing her have sex, is there a late episode that makes her terrible?
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Feb 21, 2017 00:16
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I loved it whenever Hank says "Thatherton!" with such vitriol and hatred. Like Farnsworth's "Wormstrum!". I really loved it when Bobby started doing it too.
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Feb 21, 2017 16:57
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Frog Act posted:I think the only episode I truly dislike is the one where the girls in the advanced class fawn all over bobby but friend zone him Anything with Manger Babies I can't stand.
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Feb 21, 2017 17:31
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Bill is frantically barbecuing: "I have to provide for Peggy now that Hank's left her!" "He's out of town with his mother for the weekend, Bill". "Yeah and 4 other single women!"
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Feb 21, 2017 17:48
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Hank measuring nails and sorting them
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Feb 21, 2017 22:48
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BOBBY: Dad, you and your white people stole hundreds of thousands of acres from John Redcorn, and now you celebrate by frying a turkey? When does the killing end? BILL: Hank, you're terrible. HANK: I am not -- DALE: Just give him his land back, Hank.
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Feb 25, 2017 20:21
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FinalGamer posted:He has no enemies (minus THATHERTON), Thatherton! 
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Feb 27, 2017 19:54
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Blue Raider posted:i hope to be hank hill in the sense that i expect to be validated as correct in every conflict of my life I hope to be Hank Hill in the sense that I can feed a family comfortably and keep a roof over their head on the salary of a friggin propane salesman. The 90s were truly a different age.
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Feb 28, 2017 17:33
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Bobby: "I don't know if you've ever ridden a block of ice before" Buck: "I married miss Liz didn't I?"
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Feb 28, 2017 20:17
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Hahaha I just finished the episode where Bobby caddy's for Buck. I love it when he jumps in the back of Hank's truck and goes "Ha! You missed me you sumbitches!". Hank glares and slows down so the crowd can catch up and get a single good shot on Buck's face and Hank speeds up again.
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Feb 28, 2017 20:33
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Peggy: "Do you think perhaps I should take the test?" Monk: "No."
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Mar 1, 2017 01:46
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LonesomeCrowdedWest posted:It still blows my mind that Chuck Mangione is a real person. I thought for sure he was made up for the show And he voices himself as a complete shill for Mega Lo Mart. Edit: The wikipedia entry is pretty awesome: quote:Chuck Mangione had a recurring voice-acting role on the animated television series King of the Hill. In it he portrays himself as a celebrity spokesman for Mega Lo Mart, although his animated form appears much younger than his current age, more closely resembling how he looked in the late 1970s, always wearing the white and red shirt from the cover of his "Feels So Good" album. The Archaic fucked around with this message at 04:35 on Mar 4, 2017 |
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Mar 4, 2017 04:33
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PK loving SUBBAN posted:Wait what Yes it's real. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UUGFRn4hpY Edit: Listening now, I keep expecting it to segue into "Feels so Good" Edit 2: OH MAN it totally does around the 2:00 mark. That has to be a deliberate homage to the show. The Archaic fucked around with this message at 17:34 on Mar 4, 2017 |
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Mar 4, 2017 17:31
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Bobby just kicked Hank in the balls. Khan: "I heard what you did to Chaing, that was very wrong. Then I heard what you did to your father. Very funny! Now I am conflicted"
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Mar 5, 2017 01:51
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weak wrists big dick posted:if i had to watch a spinoff, it would be a dale gribble spin-off where he is thrown into prolonged scenarios that are not calm and peaceful suburban Texas (like warzones and shadow governments) but he is still hilariously incompetent but still manages to stay alive I think Dale works best as a side character. The Dale-centric episodes aren't very strong since he's so insane he works better playing off straight characters. That's why any scene with him and Hank are amazing. It's like he solely exists to troll Hank. Dale, upon hearing Strickland Propane ran out of Char-king grills: "Pardon me sir, I am here to purchase a Wagner Char King Imperiale as advertised. My satisfaction depends on it!" "Dale, go home!" "BAIT AND SWITCH! BAIT AND SWITCH!" and he manages to get the whole crowd riled up for no real reason other than to give Hank a hard time.
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Mar 6, 2017 19:49
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Squirrel Tactics!
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DR. VAYZOSA: You're all familiar with the benefits of a PhD degree? JIMMY: The clock at the bank once said 110 degrees! JIMMY: I'm Jimmy. I work at the car race, where the cars race. If I was Doctor Jimmy, nobody would call me stupid. PEGGY: "Doctor Jimmy" does have a ring to it. JIMMY: Hey, I thought of it first! PEGGY: Well, I know, but -- JIMMY: Give it back! Give it back to me!
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Mar 10, 2017 17:38
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Hank, are you gay? No! I sell propane!
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Mar 11, 2017 19:38
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Just watched the gay rodeo episode. Holy poo poo. JOSEPH (dressed as an Indian): Check it out, Dad! I'm John Redcorn! DALE: I don't see it. NANCY: So are you really okay with your dad being gay? DALE: Why would I have a problem with it? John Redcorn's gay, and I've been friends with him for years! DALE: Nice to meet you! Any special friend of my dad's a special friend of mine! These are my special friends, Hank, Bill, and Boomhauer. (Bill starts giggling uncontrollably and starts slap fighting with Boomhauer).
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sassassin posted:Redneck Minh is hot as hell. "Huh, Peggy does do a good 'you'".
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