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TheIncredulousHulk posted:I'm a native and it's never occurred to me before reading this that people from elsewhere can't understand him For God's sake, TheIncredulousHulk, act like an adult. And keep it down, guys, will you? I am trying to get through an article on vintage Camaros, and I've been on the same dang page for twenty minutes.
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Moridin920 posted:The first time I watched KotH I had no idea what Boomhauer was saying and I thought that was half the joke (as it seems like his friends don't even know what he just said sometimes, too). I get it all now but yeah drat. You said it, Boomhauer. (this is called hanging a lamp on it)
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hank paying sticker price is in character
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I've been known to give a woman amneseey
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my favourite subtle king of the hill joke was when hank blew the whistle on the army haircutting program and the general hates it and asks in the mess hall: "who here can cut hair" and a soft-spoken soldier says to his fair-skinned friend "don't answer, it's a trick"
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:I'll never get tired of people referencing something that Boomhauer's said as deep, to-the-point, clear, or concise. hes no doc platter
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LonesomeCrowdedWest posted:'a kid with tools in both hands has no hands left to do drugs!' this is my fav line
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I'll help you with yer dishes!!! *grabs chair*
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stfu both of yous im tryin to read about CAMEROS
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junichiro was abrupt with an elderly woman, im very proud of him
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i fuckin love king of the hill and this stupid commercial made me not want to watch it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yj6X1-vnYM
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hank would NOT care about pulp
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was it a wriggler? diddeldiddeldiddeldei
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The Archaic posted:Hank and his family visit Japan and tasks Bill and Dale to grab his paper because a stack of newspapers attracts thieves who know the house is empty. So they end up breaking into the house by smashing a window to turn the lights on, but then realize people can see inside the house that it's empty, so they break in again and start wearing Hank and Peggy's clothing. Luanne calls the cops and Dale and Bill end up getting arrested, while Boomhauer is just standing there, drinking his beer, completely expressionless. Probably my favourite B plot of the show so far. make sure you take in hanks mail!
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i really love the scene from the montana episode where doc platter is sayin some poo poo like "well the mountains... sometimes they whisper to you... and sometimes they dont...." and hank is just nodding wide-eyed like its fuckin sage gospel
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j r j r hes a really bad guy who lives on a ranch with his mom
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...and the pitch! posted:It's weird to me that people think Hank is a boring, normal dude. Dale is his best friend after all. dale is his neighbour (a position far greater than any friend for the bible says nothing about love thy friend)
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King Possum III posted:Army officer: "Can anyone in here cut hair?" this is one of the best jokes in the series
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this straw is mah urEThra *blows* nbothing!!! *passes out*
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Who in the media tricked you?
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Did you know that Clarke Peters is having an affair with Root Beer? Don't worry, his wife's not jealous.
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john redcorn is gay and we've been friends for years
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hes using the gutter as a foothold and he left a gap and didnt nail everything in all the way but this just means some korean animation team doesnt know how to shingle
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is there any concrete proof hawaii actually exists
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Pump jockey
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Bombadilillo posted:This is the best joke in the series. correct except he was sitting not standing standing in the swamp is too much work
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I'm running dry here, people... oh! Is there any concrete evidence that Hawaii actually exists? No.. I already covered that... *dead air* Does anyone remember The Drifters?
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