King of the Hill

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haljordan: Oct 22, 2004; the corpse of god is love.

Octavio is the best character in TV history

"It's Tuesday ese, I need you to help me fix my fender" *pulls out length of rebar*

# ¿ Jan 27, 2017 18:43

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 16:56

haljordan: Oct 22, 2004; the corpse of god is love.

The Archaic posted:

http://imgur.com/MbdDHs5

I JUST WANT A PICTURE OF A GOT DANG HOT DOG

# ¿ Jan 27, 2017 19:11

haljordan: Oct 22, 2004; the corpse of god is love.

I'm Kenneth

I like bringing people lattes

# ¿ Jan 27, 2017 22:11

haljordan: Oct 22, 2004; the corpse of god is love.

Ol Cactus Dick posted:

The whole episode when Dale gets the Mega Lo Mart job and is trying to convince Hank that Chuck is the infestation is killer.

"You're releasing rats into the store?!"

# ¿ Jan 27, 2017 22:21

haljordan: Oct 22, 2004; the corpse of god is love.

steinrokkan posted:

Peggy is also fundamentally a sympathetic person who is unfortunately sometimes taking out her frustrations (stemming from childhood) on thers, without realizing. The episodes where she does evil poo poo like purposefully screwing over Lucky re. his education are pretty much inconsistent with her character, imho. I think the best arc she had was when she was stuck in the cast after her parachute accident, and undergoing rehabilitation under Cotton.

The Propane Maniacs

# ¿ Jan 27, 2017 22:26

haljordan: Oct 22, 2004; the corpse of god is love.

http://imgur.com/a/PiJLk

# ¿ Jan 27, 2017 23:33

haljordan: Oct 22, 2004; the corpse of god is love.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCTMNPiaO2I

# ¿ Jan 28, 2017 02:13

haljordan: Oct 22, 2004; the corpse of god is love.

No, no listen. I said you'd lose UP TO 30 pounds........UP TO

# ¿ Jan 28, 2017 03:15

haljordan: Oct 22, 2004; the corpse of god is love.

THATHERTON!!!!

# ¿ Jan 28, 2017 13:04

haljordan: Oct 22, 2004; the corpse of god is love.

Rayjenkins posted:

The worst fate to befall a goon.

HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME, PUFF PUFF?

# ¿ Jan 28, 2017 18:26

haljordan: Oct 22, 2004; the corpse of god is love.

...and the pitch! posted:

Like Hank he vocalizes things that aren't words. I wish I had an example but it's great.

edit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrzH3nsSKj4&t=233s

You don't freak the monkey, you freak Dr. Quarters!

# ¿ Jan 28, 2017 19:20

haljordan: Oct 22, 2004; the corpse of god is love.

Can any Phoenix goons confirm this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PYt0SDnrBE

# ¿ Jan 28, 2017 20:15

haljordan: Oct 22, 2004; the corpse of god is love.

Detective No. 27 posted:

Phoenix goon reporting. It's absolutely true.

Edit: I've never been to Texas, but people say that the show is really accurate to Texas. I've never had any reason to not believe that, but the Phoenix clip makes me believe it. Though Hank's mom and stepdad would probably live in Sun City, which is old folks town. Where golf carts are street legal and you will get stuck behind one.

I'll be honest, if I actually manage to retire I would love to drive everywhere in a golf cart and I would give zero fucks if someone got stuck behind me.

# ¿ Jan 28, 2017 22:19

haljordan: Oct 22, 2004; the corpse of god is love.

Bobby: "I don't know if you've ever ridden a block of ice before..."

Buck: "Well I married Miss Liz didn't I?" *laughs*

# ¿ Jan 28, 2017 22:49

haljordan: Oct 22, 2004; the corpse of god is love.

muscles like this! posted:

Mister Strickland said he got up under more balls than a midget hooker.

MY DADDY'S HAVING A HEART ATTACK!!

# ¿ Jan 28, 2017 23:17

haljordan: Oct 22, 2004; the corpse of god is love.

True story: I was at Costco one day and all of a sudden, nature called. Yelled is more like it. So I high-tailed into the John and there's some sensitive guy changing his little boy's diaper on one of them baby ironin' boards, and don't you know, I slipped on pee-pee and broke two vertebrae which had to be fused together. I'm in constant pain, but by God I got me a $53,000 settlement.

# ¿ Jan 29, 2017 14:49

haljordan: Oct 22, 2004; the corpse of god is love.

PEE PEE MONEY IS NOT AN EMPLOYMENT HISTORY

# ¿ Jan 30, 2017 00:46

haljordan: Oct 22, 2004; the corpse of god is love.

I'm so depressed I can't even blink.

# ¿ Jan 30, 2017 20:45

haljordan: Oct 22, 2004; the corpse of god is love.

...and the pitch! posted:

Did I fly too close to the sun on my beautiful hotdog wings?

HELP ME EAT MORE HOT DOGS THAN DALE

# ¿ Jan 31, 2017 01:45

haljordan: Oct 22, 2004; the corpse of god is love.

Code Jockey posted:

do strip clubs actually have aluminum tray all you can eat buffets available, like buck strickland had that one time?

That wasn't a buffet, it was just pans and hot water!

(To actually answer your question, yes, some strip clubs have food and no you do not want to eat it)

# ¿ Feb 1, 2017 23:33

haljordan: Oct 22, 2004; the corpse of god is love.

Gaunab posted:

Hank Hill pays sticker price

He also laughs at Tony Danza

# ¿ Feb 2, 2017 02:52

haljordan: Oct 22, 2004; the corpse of god is love.

pigeonchest bill posted:

Khan as a redneck is too legit.
Unfortunately I couldn't find a good video.

Now he looks like he's got real crafty ninja moves, but can he take a board to the head?

# ¿ Feb 5, 2017 15:38

haljordan: Oct 22, 2004; the corpse of god is love.

Pound_Coin posted:

Peggy Hill, bad person or worst person?

You mean Dr. Peggy Hill

# ¿ Feb 5, 2017 23:44

haljordan: Oct 22, 2004; the corpse of god is love.

Ein cooler Typ posted:

Dale has a p good situation

Nancy supports the family so Dale gets to spend all his free time on his hobbies and the occasional extermination job

I'd be willing to take that set-up even if it meant getting cucked

Hey, Dale pays the cable bill thank you very much

# ¿ Feb 6, 2017 14:41

haljordan: Oct 22, 2004; the corpse of god is love.

Take a salt tablet.

# ¿ Feb 6, 2017 15:18

haljordan: Oct 22, 2004; the corpse of god is love.

weak wrists big dick posted:

"I don't take no anesthetic. Did Lincoln ask for any girlie gas when they blowed his head off?"

"Good God, Hank! You're wearing butt-boobies!"

And, who could forget,

"I killed fity men!"

I beat 'em all to death with a big piece of Fatty!

# ¿ Feb 6, 2017 16:52

haljordan: Oct 22, 2004; the corpse of god is love.

DC to Daylight posted:

Yeah Jack... I got your Jack here for you Jack.

Great Joe Jack, how's your gambling problem?

# ¿ Feb 8, 2017 02:32

haljordan: Oct 22, 2004; the corpse of god is love.

Wicker Man posted:

I always loved how just about every college age kid is, without fail, a total piece of poo poo. Especially if its a guy working a job, they are always completely insufferable. Mike knows his stuff!

Thanks for the latte, Kenneth

# ¿ Feb 12, 2017 14:03

haljordan: Oct 22, 2004; the corpse of god is love.

The clock at the bank once said 110 degrees!!

# ¿ Feb 13, 2017 03:13

haljordan: Oct 22, 2004; the corpse of god is love.

Obligatory Toast posted:

Thanks to this thread I had to look up the episode where Peggy and Hank steal Dale's new riding lawnmower and photoshop Lee Harvey Oswald onto it in a ransom note.

Good fuckin' ep.

Correction...... SHACKLEFORD wants a pizza.

# ¿ Feb 14, 2017 04:12

haljordan: Oct 22, 2004; the corpse of god is love.

LonesomeCrowdedWest posted:

LOSER ! YOU'RE A LOSER! ARE YOU FEELING SORRY FOR YOURSELF? WELL YOU SHOULD BE CUZ YOU ARE DIRT! YOU MAKE ME SICK YOU BIG BABY! BABY WANT A BOTTLE? A BIG DIRT BOTTLE?!

I could use some of Coach Sauer's "Go Pills" right about now.

# ¿ Feb 19, 2017 14:31

haljordan: Oct 22, 2004; the corpse of god is love.

Who What Now posted:

Was that the real Jimmy Carter? Because if so dude has good comedy chops.

Dave Herman apparently! Sounds just like him.

# ¿ Feb 20, 2017 01:15

haljordan: Oct 22, 2004; the corpse of god is love.

Ein cooler Typ posted:

it was fair because he made rude comments to a female. he deserves any punishment after that

fun fact: that guy was voiced by Billy West

He was trying to stain the good name of La Grunta!

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 23:15

haljordan: Oct 22, 2004; the corpse of god is love.

"Why can't Johnny read? Why can't Johnny read?" God that gets old.

# ¿ Feb 22, 2017 13:39

haljordan: Oct 22, 2004; the corpse of god is love.

Her Kaypro? My watch has more memory than that piece of crap.

# ¿ Mar 1, 2017 00:51

haljordan: Oct 22, 2004; the corpse of god is love.

Also her neon PEGGY'S sign causes interference on the TV.

# ¿ Mar 1, 2017 01:53

haljordan: Oct 22, 2004; the corpse of god is love.

muscles like this! posted:

Joe-Jack took a flask out of his desk and started drinking. It was so funny!

Baby did a bad, bad thing.

# ¿ Mar 8, 2017 00:27

haljordan: Oct 22, 2004; the corpse of god is love.

The Archaic posted:

DR. VAYZOSA: You're all familiar with the benefits of a PhD degree?
JIMMY: The clock at the bank once said 110 degrees!

JIMMY: I'm Jimmy. I work at the car race, where the cars race. If I was Doctor Jimmy, nobody would call me stupid.
PEGGY: "Doctor Jimmy" does have a ring to it.
JIMMY: Hey, I thought of it first!
PEGGY: Well, I know, but --
JIMMY: Give it back! Give it back to me!

I love how angry and threatening he gets with Peggy

# ¿ Mar 10, 2017 17:57

haljordan: Oct 22, 2004; the corpse of god is love.

# ¿ Mar 11, 2017 20:09

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 16:56

haljordan: Oct 22, 2004; the corpse of god is love.

THE CLOCK AT THE BANK ONCE SAID 110 DEGREES

# ¿ Mar 12, 2017 00:58

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