Royal Rumble Roulette Teams

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J-Ro: Jul 26, 2005; Child Of The Revolution

1989 - Ted DiBiase
1990 - Mr Perfect
1991 - Tugboat
1992 - The Warlord
1993 - Randy Savage
1994 - Adam Bomb
1995 - Crush
1996 - Duke Droese
1997 - The Undertaker
1998 - Vader
1999 - Chyna
2000 - X-Pac
2001 - Rikishi
2002 - Booker T
2003 - The Undertaker
2004 - Goldberg
2005 - Ric Flair
2006 - Randy Orton
2007 - The Undertaker
2008 - John Cena
2009 - Big Show
2010 - Batista
2011 - Kane
2012 - Big Show
2013 - Ryback
2014 - Rey Mysterio
2015 - Dolph Ziggler
2016 - Triple H

# ? Jan 28, 2017 21:15

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# ? May 8, 2024 22:40

Optimist with doubt: May 16, 2010; Scoop Lover

he knows...

It is a real shame that cubone is not on team cubone (the best team).

# ? Jan 28, 2017 22:07

spinst: Jul 14, 2012

1988: Don Muraco (16:16)
1989: Honky Tonk Man (04:12)
1990: Andre the Giant (10:16)
1991: Tito Santana (20:23)
1992: Greg Valentine (04:12)
1993: Skinner (03:05)
1994: Randy Savage (04:38)
1995: Owen Hart (00:03)
1996: Takao Omori (02:48)
1997: Mil Mascaras (07:28)
1998: D-Lo Brown (32:21)
1999: Mabel (01:26)
2000: British Bulldog (15:22)
2001: Grand Master Sexay (01:03)
2002: Maven (03:34)
2003: Bull Buchanan (00:24)
2004: Booker T (09:11)
2005: Chris Jericho (28:22)
2006: Carlito (38:29)
2007: CM Punk (27:16)
2008: Jamie Noble (00:28)
2009: Chris Jericho (37:15)
2010: John Morrison (11:36)
2011: Mark Henry (07:04)
2012: Kofi Kingston (17:55)
2013: Sheamus (37:12)
2014: Dean Ambrose (33:48)
2015: Tyson Kidd (02:24)
2016: Titus O'Neil (08:55)

We're hosed.

# ? Jan 28, 2017 22:24

Balls to the Mall: Feb 11, 2011; Kinda disappointing for it to be yet another trump av.

# ? Jan 28, 2017 22:49

Dr. Dirt: Jan 1, 2008; This one goes out to all the Legomaniacs!

Reading through TTBF's list of incredible Team 21 competitors, I noticed something interesting.

TTBF posted:

...
01: William Regal (5x Hardcore champ, 4x Euro, 2x IC, 4x Tag, KotR, NXT GM, Future HOF)
...
09: William Regal (5x Hardcore champ, 4x Euro, 2x IC, 4x Tag, KotR, NXT GM, Future HOF)
...

Those Rumbles were 8 years apart. Adding another 8 years brings us up to 2017, which means that we'll get Mr Regal again! And, because he can't take a bump, he's definitely winning!

# ? Jan 28, 2017 23:06

The Bee: Nov 25, 2012; Making his way to the ring . . .
from Deep in the Jungle . . .

The Big Monkey!

I hope we get Goldberg or Triple H for the sake of Crabhammer puns.

# ? Jan 28, 2017 23:29

Go RV!: Jun 19, 2008; Uglier on the inside.

Have you ever tried to catch a leaping fish and throw it outside of a ring? It's very hard!

# ? Jan 29, 2017 00:09

oatgan: Jan 15, 2009

Balls to the Mall posted:

# ? Jan 29, 2017 00:10

DeNomolos: Jan 10, 2013; mild mannered meatspin historian

Contemplating bringing a Team Metapod sign with me now.

# ? Jan 29, 2017 00:54

Metroid Fitzgerald: Feb 13, 2012; B O O O O B S . . . !

Bow down to Team Cubone!

# ? Jan 29, 2017 00:55

Torrent: Apr 18, 2003; " . . . "

Hammond Edgar posted:

1 leak for every midcarder going over the top rope at the hands of #12

You picked 29 leaks? That's great; the world needs farm workers.

All the rest of you are doing your best to psyche yourself up for your sad little Pokemon, but team 25 is backing the only one out there with twice as many championships as Ric Flair. Eventually, all titles return to the 32-time world champion...

# ? Jan 29, 2017 02:04

surf rock: Aug 12, 2007; We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

Guess who's the only Pokemon to hold the belt, motherfuckers:

YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT IT'S POLIWRATH

HulkaMatt posted:

TEAM POLIWRATH IS 14 FUCKERS

Oh no I'm on the same team as HulkaMatt

noooooooo

# ? Jan 29, 2017 02:43

SatansOnion: Dec 12, 2011

A note on spot 17: Entrants in this slot include a King (Booker), a Prince (Albert), and the one and only Godfather. Pidgeotto is the falcon atop the official crest of Wrestling Greatness

# ? Jan 29, 2017 02:52

Bard Maddox: Feb 15, 2012; I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

we're called team missigno because we're gonna gently caress up your game

# ? Jan 29, 2017 03:11

Manic_Misanthrope: Jul 1, 2010

ElNarez posted:

Team #2 shall henceforth be known as ~~TEAM TOTODILE~~, the best starter ever

e: aw heck it's Gen 1 only okay fine we're ~~TEAM SQUIRTLE~~, I GUESS

e2: okay Squirtle is taken this getting to be a whole thing now so TEAM KRABBY

Well, at least we have two winners on our team. And Krabby's faced bigger odds before.

# ? Jan 29, 2017 03:17

super macho dude: Aug 9, 2014

Petit Gregory posted:

Bow down to Team Cubone!

im gonna lose my poo poo if we get a masked wrestler for our pick

# ? Jan 29, 2017 03:40

nooneofconsequence: Oct 30, 2012; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

I'm not sure about my team

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kag-8Trg57I

# ? Jan 29, 2017 04:52

BrigadierSensible: Feb 16, 2012; I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

May Team 13, (The spoopiest number. Boogens!), jiggle it's way through the Rumble until we puff out a victory!

Thank you OP, I couldn't be happier with my random selection.

Now all we need is a cool wrestleman to go with it. My hope is Bo Dallas

# ? Jan 29, 2017 05:52

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

J-Ro posted:

1989 - Ted DiBiase
1990 - Mr Perfect
1991 - Tugboat
1992 - The Warlord
1993 - Randy Savage
1994 - Adam Bomb
1995 - Crush
1996 - Duke Droese
1997 - The Undertaker
1998 - Vader
1999 - Chyna
2000 - X-Pac
2001 - Rikishi
2002 - Booker T
2003 - The Undertaker
2004 - Goldberg
2005 - Ric Flair
2006 - Randy Orton
2007 - The Undertaker
2008 - John Cena
2009 - Big Show
2010 - Batista
2011 - Kane
2012 - Big Show
2013 - Ryback
2014 - Rey Mysterio
2015 - Dolph Ziggler
2016 - Triple H

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfIGuouFS18

# ? Jan 29, 2017 07:03

KungFu Grip: Jun 18, 2008

Balls to the Mall posted:

Go Team Machamp!

there's official merch of this

# ? Jan 29, 2017 07:08

Basic Chunnel: Sep 21, 2010; Jesus! Jesus Christ! Say his name! Jesus! Jesus! Come down now!

Tye better fuckin show tomorrow I swear

# ? Jan 29, 2017 08:56

Fluffy Bunnies: Jan 10, 2009

I'm fuckin good with team squirtaloo

# ? Jan 29, 2017 12:45

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Request this is the Royal Rumble Theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmHWHrE1ffQ

# ? Jan 29, 2017 14:11

NowonSA: Jul 19, 2013; I am the sexiest poster in the world!

26 isn't a bad number at all, should be fun to see who my team gets!

Edit: I feel like I've been on team Porygon before too, just a weird feeling I get.

# ? Jan 29, 2017 14:33

try the new taco place: Jan 4, 2004; hey mister... can u play drums while I sing and play plastic guitar???

First time I've gotten a good number, wheeeee! Go 30!

# ? Jan 29, 2017 14:49

Tyma: Dec 22, 2004; I love Leinster and I couldn't be happier that Jordie Barrett has signed with them on a short term deal.

Fluffy Bunnies posted:

I'm fuckin good with team squirtaloo

If we both wish hard enough, we'll get Mason Ryan again! :neckbeard:

# ? Jan 29, 2017 15:53

illcendiary: Dec 4, 2005; Damn, this is good coffee.

#2 has had two winners in Royal Rumble history, Rey Mysterio and Mr. McMahon. Go Team Krabby!

# ? Jan 29, 2017 16:08

The Berzerker: Feb 24, 2006; treat me like a dog

TEAM MAGNETON, WE'RE NUMBER ONE BABY

1988 - Tito Santana
1989 - Ax
1990 - Ted DiBiase
1991 - Bret Hart
1992 - British Bulldog
1993 - Ric Flair
1994 - Scott Steiner
1995 - Shawn Michaels
1996 - HHH
1997 - Crush
1998 - Cactus Jack
1999 - Steve Austin
2000 - D'Lo Brown
2001 - Jeff Hardy
2002 - Rikishi
2003 - Shawn Michaels
2004 - Chris Benoit
2005 - Eddie Guerrero
2006 - HHH
2007 - Ric Flair
2008 - The Undertaker
2009 - Rey Mysterio
2010 - Dolph Ziggler
2011 - CM Punk
2012 - The Miz
2013 - Dolph Ziggler
2014 - CM Punk
2015 - The Miz
2016 - Roman Reigns

That's a solid list. (The Dolph-Punk-Miz-Dolph-Punk-Miz thing is fuckin' weird, never noticed that before)

Starting at #1 may be hard on my wallet for my toxx, we will find out tonight!

# ? Jan 29, 2017 16:47

Golashes: Aug 8, 2006; team starslay3r!!!!!!

The Berzerker posted:

TEAM MAGNETON, WE'RE NUMBER ONE BABY

1988 - Tito Santana
1989 - Ax
1990 - Ted DiBiase
1991 - Bret Hart
1992 - British Bulldog
1993 - Ric Flair
1994 - Scott Steiner
1995 - Shawn Michaels
1996 - HHH
1997 - Crush
1998 - Cactus Jack
1999 - Steve Austin
2000 - D'Lo Brown
2001 - Jeff Hardy
2002 - Rikishi
2003 - Shawn Michaels
2004 - Chris Benoit
2005 - Eddie Guerrero
2006 - HHH
2007 - Ric Flair
2008 - The Undertaker
2009 - Rey Mysterio
2010 - Dolph Ziggler
2011 - CM Punk
2012 - The Miz
2013 - Dolph Ziggler
2014 - CM Punk
2015 - The Miz
2016 - Roman Reigns

That's a solid list. (The Dolph-Punk-Miz-Dolph-Punk-Miz thing is fuckin' weird, never noticed that before)

Starting at #1 may be hard on my wallet for my toxx, we will find out tonight!

yeah i dont want to give WWE another $100 and I may have made a huge mistake

# ? Jan 29, 2017 17:39

wagnike2: May 31, 2007; Lucha LaBOOM

Team 11? I mean hell why not.

# ? Jan 29, 2017 18:35

DeepDickPizza: Oct 11, 2012; THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

I am very excited to be on Team Jigglypuff, with all of my cool and good friends. Perhaps Hulk Hogan will be a surprise entrant at number 13 and call someone a Jiggly Jiggly Jew.

# ? Jan 29, 2017 21:01

HOTLANTA MAN: Jul 4, 2010; by Hand Knit; Lipstick Apathy

Unfortunately Team Snorlax will have no gifs because Snorlax's lifestyle consists of:

Sleeping
Eating like a fat piece of poo poo

So we're getting Big Show

# ? Jan 29, 2017 21:11