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Step 1: find a chicken, make sure it is a chicken who has hopes and dreams for their next generation, stalk and observe that chicken for several weeks, learn its habits and behaviors |
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Step 2: observe the chicken's eggs. how do they look, feel, smell? don't steal one yet, you'll need an adequate decoy/replacement to leave behind when you finally do get that egg
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Jan 29, 2017 00:22
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Step 3: Determine what type of material you will use for your decoy. will you whittle one from wood? what type of wood? will you model one from clay? paper mache? origami? do your research and be aware of climate conditions that may adversely affect your decoy.
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Jan 29, 2017 00:24
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Luvcow posted:Step 3: Determine what type of material you will use for your decoy. will you whittle one from wood? what type of wood? will you model one from clay? paper mache? origami? do your research and be aware of climate conditions that may adversely affect your decoy. I'm pretty sure you can buy that sort of thing, my grandfather had some for his pigeons.
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Jan 29, 2017 00:34
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For best egg results, incubate and hatch the egg. With careful culinary care, the egg will get feathers and grow big and become much tastier when fried.
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Jan 29, 2017 02:58
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Piso Mojado posted:For best egg results, incubate and hatch the egg. With careful culinary care, the egg will get feathers and grow big and become much tastier when fried.
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Jan 29, 2017 03:13
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Its important to weigh the pros and cons of any decision made against not only the gravity of the events but the impact of those events on the community in general. For the harshest lawbreakers, frying is an option available. But remember that the cost to the people for a fried egg versus an incarcerated egg is vastly higher, due to the lengthy and expensive appeals process. |
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Jan 29, 2017 03:15
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step 0.5: is there even an egg? more than one? less than zero? how do you know? what makes you so sure? what makes you so goddamn sure mr. man? that's what I thought. the first step in frying an egg is admitting you have a problem. |
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Jan 29, 2017 03:32
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ok step one is being reevaluated
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Jan 29, 2017 04:00
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how is egge friyd?
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Jan 29, 2017 04:05
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If you crack an egg in half enough times so as to have one single atom left to crack open this should produce enough heat to fry the egg
https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Jan 29, 2017 04:32
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Splatmaster posted:If you crack an egg in half enough times so as to have one single atom left to crack open this should produce enough heat to fry the egg Alternative fact- nuclear power plants produce heat from all the eggs cracked open to make mass produced baked goods https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Jan 29, 2017 04:33
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step 288: try frying the egg in everything in the world except butter out of sheer obstinacy |
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Jan 29, 2017 05:33
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day .006 - [thinking to myself] should I flip it? I should probably flip it. Maybe not though. Yeah definitely not ready to flip. *flips egg*
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Jan 29, 2017 05:44
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Step 48: ask smash mouth man to eat the egg repeatedly |
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Jan 29, 2017 07:12
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steps to poaching an egg: 1) crack open egg 2) put egg in water 3) swirl water 4) egg comes apart 5) deny anything is wrong 6) become angry at the whole process, why the gently caress can't you just makes eggs in a dry pan like a normal person 7) attempt to reason with the situation: maybe you meant to make egg water soup 8) lose all hope 9) acceptance |
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Jan 29, 2017 08:27
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Piso Mojado posted:For best egg results, incubate and hatch the egg. With careful culinary care, the egg will get feathers and grow big and become your feathery companion |
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Jan 29, 2017 10:35
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1) Buy pack of eggs 2) Keep luke warm, around 100f for 20 days. 3) Boil 4) Hear the chicken scream and scratch as they try to crawl out of the boiling shell!
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Jan 29, 2017 11:43
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<3 
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tell your friend steve he should break up with maxine. tell him she's not good for him. tell him he'll regret it a few years from now. tell him the kids will be ugly, the way his hooked nose will combine with her uneven eyebrows. come oooon, steve. now enjoy your eggs as part of a complete breakfast. |
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Jan 29, 2017 15:45
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Step .0001: so you're looking to terraform a barren planet into something that will one day be able to sustain egg-laying chickens. you will need: water (lots), star (friendly and the right distance away), panspermia (don't cheap out on this item, it'll only cost you in the end), time (more than you expect), evolution (I'd get the deluxe package if I were you). start by bombarding the planet's surface with asteroids, this isn't strictly necessary but you might as well have fun with it. combine other ingredients according to instructions on panspermia packaging. congratulations, you're on the road to chickens! or, you know, maybe chickenlike hyperlizards, or sentient egg-laying oozes or something. |
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Jan 29, 2017 16:11
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what's the boiling time for a hard boiled hyperlizard egg? |
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Jan 29, 2017 16:16
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the littlest prince posted:what's the boiling time for a hard boiled hyperlizard egg? conveniently it is exactly equal to the time it takes an enraged hyperlizard hen to cover the distance of one mile with her giant claws fully extended |
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Jan 29, 2017 16:22
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god spends an eternity before he creates the universe trying to get everything just right, lost in contemplation there is just one paradox that remains and threatens to delay creation forever...
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Jan 29, 2017 16:28
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Luvcow posted:god spends an eternity before he creates the universe trying to get everything just right, lost in contemplation there is just one paradox that remains and threatens to delay creation forever... dear God: egg hth |
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Jan 29, 2017 16:36
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op you forgot the butter! that makes em taste the very best |
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Jan 29, 2017 17:39
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mrbradlymrmartin posted:op you forgot the butter! that makes em taste the very best all in due time, scientists are still working on the first step
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Jan 29, 2017 17:41
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I wanna taste, the very best |
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Jan 29, 2017 17:42
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https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Jan 29, 2017 17:49
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Do rabbits come from eggs? |
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Jan 29, 2017 17:51
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E Equals MC Hammer posted:Do rabbits come from eggs? No but i think bunnies do |
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Jan 29, 2017 19:56
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ub_a2t0ZfTs
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Jan 29, 2017 20:12
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apparently my brain is delicious |
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Jan 29, 2017 21:42
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we are through the looking glass
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Jan 29, 2017 23:39
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What came first: the fried chicken or the fried egg? |
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Jan 30, 2017 01:17
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HotSoapyBeard posted:What came first: the fried chicken or the fried egg? The white gravy |
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Jan 30, 2017 02:41
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i once tried to fry an egg and I ended up locked in the trunk of my car, this is a dangerous thread
For the times that you want to go and bust rhymes real slow, i'll appear, slap you on the face, and enjoy the show. Oh, this dope nose. |
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Jan 30, 2017 02:54
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I have NEVER fried an egg, ever. |
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Jan 30, 2017 14:33
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E Equals MC Hammer posted:I have NEVER fried an egg, ever. don't sweat it dude, it'll happen eventually ♫ don't stop belieeeeeevin ♫ |
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Jan 30, 2017 14:45
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Manifisto posted:don't sweat it dude, it'll happen eventually ♫ I believe I can fry ♫ https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Some day the eggs are gonna rise up and fry all of you. Artists, draw an egg army with ray guns. |
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