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Step .0001: so you're looking to terraform a barren planet into something that will one day be able to sustain egg-laying chickens. you will need: water (lots), star (friendly and the right distance away), panspermia (don't cheap out on this item, it'll only cost you in the end), time (more than you expect), evolution (I'd get the deluxe package if I were you). start by bombarding the planet's surface with asteroids, this isn't strictly necessary but you might as well have fun with it. combine other ingredients according to instructions on panspermia packaging. congratulations, you're on the road to chickens! or, you know, maybe chickenlike hyperlizards, or sentient egg-laying oozes or something.
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"Reeves, bring me the eggs. Have they been painted with the proper sigils?"
"Yes, my lord, it took six attempts, but I believe they are ready for the Ritual."
Lord Stonewell meticulously examined the egg, nodding with approval.
"Let us begin, Reeves. We have little time left."
Stonewell had spent a year studying the Ritual and gathering the necessary materials. A non-stick skillet, canola oil, a spotted spatula, paper towels, salt, pepper, unknown spices and of course, the Perfect Eggs, which among other rituals had to lay alone in a cellar for an entire, cloudless day. And since the ritual could only be completed within two hours of a blue moon's dawn, nothing could be left to chance. Salt lined the glass cooker, incense filled the kitchen. All doubt was purged from Stonewell's mind.
After an agonizing effort, Stonewell glanced upon his creation and smiled, warping into a near maniacal grin.
"Yes, haha, yes. Eggs. Sunny-Side up."
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