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Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
the one thing i don't love about pac / broner is that broner might win. huh. actually, no, i don't hate broner more than that hyper religious dickhead. i like this fight.

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Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

The SituAsian posted:

But apparently there is enough money to finally make Spence - Garcia

https://twitter.com/MikeCoppinger/status/1055537006367756290

err won't garcia be giving up a bit of size?

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

The Ninth Layer posted:

I've never heard of the guy he's fighting and I have trouble imagining casual fans will care enough about this to watch it on New Year's Eve. But idk maybe this will do some big business for a Japanese casino.

he's a kickboxing prodigy and a superstar in japan / kickboxing. i don't know how those things translate into being able to pay floyd ~100mil and expect to make money but japanese fighting organisations don't have a history of sane decision making and fiscal responsibility as a top priority.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

The Ninth Layer posted:

I don't even really care about the decision, I'm just looking forward to the rematch now.

i care because i had wilder by ko in rds 10-12, fury by points, and a hunt / shogun / jds parlay. boxing can eat dicks.

really though that card for wilder is a travesty and there is no excusing it, but i'm more upset by the fact that we're no closer to determining who the best heavyweight on earth is. i have been insanely impressed by wilder's refusal to quit and his uncanny inability to lose to guys who should, by all rights, box the poo poo out of him (fury, ortiz).

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Skip My Posts posted:

nah it was pretty good, super dramatic last round. bad rear end over all

i think he just wants to be really mad at boxing and the participants in the fight for not being good enough for his discerning taste

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Skip My Posts posted:

Bud is gonna gently caress him up

i wish bud would fight a competent ww. i don't blame anyone for taking a khan fight, you get roughly a million dollars and a guaranteed brutal knockout to add to your hype reel, but it feels like a waste.

ah whatever he's 28. he's got some miles left.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
i wish it was wlad that retired. vitali was a pleasure to watch.

reasonably keen to see how canelo looks at super middle against a reasonably good opponent.

extremely keen to see frampton / warrington though. it's like a more relevant brook / khan.

that's all i'm especially interested to see as far as 2018 goes except of course for the mayweather / tenshin spectacle which is almost sure to fall apart the second the yakuza piss mayweather off which should be within hours of the fight's scheduled start time

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

this. i get brain damage for fun and fitness. pros do it for money. regardless of our job we trade our physical / intellectual / emotional energy and the most productive hours of the most productive years of our life in exchange for cash. it's a trade.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
good list. the fight of the year is inarguable imo and the cruiserweight gp was easily the best and most intriguing concept in boxing this year so its eventual winner deserves fighter of the year for sure

Cigar Aficionado posted:

KO of the Year: Teofimo Lopez KO1 Mason Menard: The most extravagant KO I saw this year.

this is loving grim. no poo poo if i was this dude's corner i would have thrown the towel in after that first combo. you'll have to watch it to get what i mean, but i don't think i've ever cottoned on to a skill differential that vast so quickly before an i actually got genuinely scared for the guy's safety. anyway here it is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjzZvhL-AAY

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Gozinbulx posted:

I have no loving clue why anyone thinks the Wilder Fury fight was good other than the drama of 2 "top" guys fighting each other.

yeah man you told us on the day.

i'm curious though what do you actually like about boxing? because this fight featured an entertaining pre-fight build up to a relevant and important match, a referee that allowed the fighters to fight, slick offensive and defensive boxing, exhibitions of extreme power, championship level displays of heart, a human being getting extremely hurt, coming back from the brink of defeat - twice, conquering extreme adversity, and at the end of it all both men gave his opponent the respect they each thoroughly earned.

the only things that the fight didn't have was competent judging and a knockout, although we arguably saw a knockout.

so. what is it you like about boxing exactly?

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Gozinbulx posted:

If you think Wilder Fury is all boxing has to offer wooo boy.

You are like an infant child that can only express dissatisfaction and frustration by crying

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

thehappyprince posted:

joshua struggled with parker and takam. i wouldn’t write usyk off tbh

Yeah out of Joshua, Wilder and fury I'd give usyk the best chance against Joshua. Though he should be a solid underdog in all of them.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Gozinbulx posted:

I'm sorry me saying a thing is bad is a personal assault on you.

if you are either unable or unwilling to articulate your thoughts on boxing and intend to spend your time here simply being a tedious contrarian can you please just go away?

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

MMM Whatchya Say posted:

There are early, yet vague reports that Stevenson has woken up from coma, but the right side of his body is paralyzed. His family has been quiet still while the situation becomes more clear, but I would expect a more official update in the coming day.

i hope he has woken up and i hope his brain is ok (relatively)

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Gozinbulx posted:

The only motherfuckers making this thread about my opinion is you loving babies lmao, I made 2 posts about it.

nobody is saying or insinuating this. we are just asking you to use your words and discuss boxing like an adult person capable of such a feat or to gently caress off.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

swimsuit posted:

ive just picked up the sport this year and have been training for just 6 months but still have no clue about the professional scene, are there any good sources you guys can recommend for me to educate myself?

The 3rd post of the OP is good.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3807856&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1#post468841963

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

vicious hook.

happy for warrington. he's a great boxer.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

The Ninth Layer posted:

Happy Boxing Day Eve everybody.

So anyone know if the Floyd clown fight is gonna be televised?

there is always, always streams if it comes down to it

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
i still can't believe that this 'fight' is happening. floyd appearing on rizin headlining as an exhibition against a tiny kickboxing savant almost warrants these insane hypothetical suppositions about whose bodyguards will beat up whose (??)

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Gozinbulx posted:

This is so loving stupid. This dumb, totally disappointing non fight will be on Dailymotion 15 minutes after airing and it will be bad you shouldn't watch it.

If you have ESPN+, the Ito fight will be on there, watch that instead.

nah i'ma watch the freak show like every other right-thinking person

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
i understand that it was a freakshow fight sponsored by the yakuza but that was clearly the best boxer alive putting a beating on a person half his weight with no boxing fights. the only controversy should be that it happened, not how it ended.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

thehappyprince posted:

i guess this closes the lid on us ever getting an even slightly meaningful brook - khan fight

that window closed years ago. brook is still a world class fighter and i can't remember the last time khan was

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
khan also slowed to like half speed by the time canelo knocked him out so hard a sensible person would have hung up his gloves. does he have 12 rounds of speed anymore?

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

MMM Whatchya Say posted:

He was always a 4 round fighter

sounds like a real prospect to win 12 round fights with zero chin!

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

pretty solid boxer. landed some really solid hits on that bewildered cop.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
anyone who pays that amount for that fight has more brain damage than the participants

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

The SituAsian posted:

Pablo Cesar Cano just put Linares down 15 seconds into their fight

EDIT: Got knocked down two more times and stopped near the end of the first. Shades of his loss to Yeyo Thompson

whoa. loma really is too loving small for this division.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

thehappyprince posted:

weird when broner is one of boxing’s biggest draws apparently

i like watching broner because he's a pretty despicable person but unlike other hateable stars has the decency to lose brutally occasionally.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
also broner does not look small in there.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Cigar Aficionado posted:

Pacquiao is a tiny welterweight.

correct


thehappyprince posted:

floyd’s eyes lighting up with dollar signs right now

yeah another manny fight with manny looking this impotent would be the bests risk / reward move now that japan has run out of tiny teenage virgins to sacrifice

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
manny just does not have power any more

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
lol i forgot that there are people paying $75 for this. hahahaha

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
holy poo poo those punch stats. broner landing on average like ~3 punches a round. foh

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

sportsgenius86 posted:

Broner loopy and hugging the bottom rope while “ABOUT BILLIONS” is in obnoxiously large gold letters on his belt line is a favorite memory of mine

i would just like to point out to every prize fighter on the planet earth the importance of a personality. broner sucks rear end, has lost repeatedly and looked really bad doing it including being outworked by a 90 year old man 3:1. he is a multiple felon and woman beater who is also occasionally suicidal. and he will STILL be booked for high profile fights because he has a personality.

take a loving improv class or something down the community college

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
400k at $75 a pop is a monumental success and genuinely insane to me

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
i cannot believe mikey is going to fight errol spence while lomachenko doesn't have any prospective opponent that i really give a poo poo about

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

The Ninth Layer posted:

TBH I've been thinking about self-publishing a boxing book for beer money.

I'd buy it.

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Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
the modern martial artist did a breakdown on pacquiao and showed me quite a few aspect of his game that i hadn't thought about before. he's a piece of poo poo and i don't care about him at all outside of the ring, but in the ring he was a true monster https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXCJxnQ46UQ

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