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TheSpamalope
Dec 30, 2008

by sebmojo
Lipstick Apathy

myDad posted:

get wet like a scuba diver



myDad posted:

sharper than a knife bitches call me macgyver



*crosses arms. Nods dramatically*

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JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
jivehonky jumps in and does the BEST RAP EVER. everyone is stunned and later they agree he was the best rapper and give him the BEST RAPPER trophy.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

JiveHonky posted:

i dont live in idaho and i certainly dont support vandalism.

Oh? That's weird that everyone calls you the Idaho Spud? Life is crazy I guess!

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

OctoberBlues posted:

Oh? That's weird that everyone calls you the Idaho Spud? Life is crazy I guess!

got a pic?

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer

JiveHonky posted:

we are doing raps about big bootty women and drugs and cars and big bootys

Look at this honey that booty is money
gonna grab that hairy oval office
makin plays on a punt
who wants to do some blow

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
jivehonky jumps on the hood of his lambo and does another rap about how OctoberBlues buys his clothes at target and is toats basic. everyone gives jivehonky another BEST RAPPER trophy. this is getting ridiculous!

TheSpamalope
Dec 30, 2008

by sebmojo
Lipstick Apathy


JiveHonky confronts his wife, dressed as her, and demands to be called mommy. Wow! Big drama at the GBS Town block party!

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
i.... uh.... oh boy

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer

JiveHonky posted:

jivehonky jumps on the hood of his lambo and does another rap about how OctoberBlues buys his clothes at target and is toats basic. everyone gives jivehonky another BEST RAPPER trophy. this is getting ridiculous!

Bro just saying this stuff out loud doesn't make it happen, you're making an rear end of yourself. Here's some water, go sit down and take a second man.

Also are you going to buy this molly or what

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
*rappers delight starts playing*

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Ben Smash posted:

Bro just saying this stuff out loud doesn't make it happen, you're making an rear end of yourself. Here's some water, go sit down and take a second man.

Also are you going to buy this molly or what

i... uh... oh boy

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer

JiveHonky posted:

i... uh... oh boy

It's cool man, i'm here for you and so is this molly.

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice
call me daddy I make the girls melt

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer
This block party is getting very real and I think we need to drink some water and buy this loving molly and go to my place for the after party.

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice
start talkin smack "BITCH GO GET MY BELT"

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009


Hell yeah I do.... n't.

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer

myDad posted:

start talkin smack "BITCH GO GET MY BELT"

dude the cypher is dead.... wan't some coke?

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
why did i make this. i am so sad. i will never feel happy again

TheSpamalope
Dec 30, 2008

by sebmojo
Lipstick Apathy
*sits back in chair*

Yeah man.

*eats cheeto*

yeah

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
*inhales vape sharply*

Yea I make my own. I bought a THC oil machine, it's called the green machine.

*licks teeth*

Totally worth it.

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
*exhales*

You a cop?

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
ive never flossed my teeth before but i want to right now

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer

Isaac posted:

ive never flossed my teeth before but i want to right now

That's great and all but do you know anybody who wants to either buy my drugs or do them with me and poo poo in jibe honkeys pool.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

JiveHonky posted:

why did i make this. i am so sad. i will never feel happy again



Hey, I'm the best rapper. :colbert:

*grabs trophy out of your clutched fist*

cnut
May 3, 2016

I'M HERE TO FIGHT FOR MY RIGHT TO PARRRRRRRRRRRRRTAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!

BirryJoru
Mar 21, 2012

GRAMAGEDDON ISN'T OVER YET. SORRY.-RA TEHUTI :smuggo::smug::smugdon::grin::parrot:
Block Party.

Block Party.

Pass me the ravioli!

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

I'm the guy who gets extremely drunk after only a couple beer in 20 minutes and starts rubbing people of all gender's shoulders

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
*didn't attend party*
*Pulls out nail on stick and trash bags*
*Lets roll a single tear*

Yvershek
Nov 15, 2000

and there are no
diamonds in the
mine
I brought food for everyone!!!!

*cooks pounds of rancid hamburger in an attempt to get rid of it all*

talkingvocoder
Nov 25, 2016

Lets all look back and see how we got here. After that, let's get as drunk as we can so we will never remember this story ever again.
(In Michael Rapaport doing his best Three times one minus one impression) Hell yeah Duke.

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talkingvocoder fucked around with this message at 16:26 on Jan 29, 2017

BirryJoru
Mar 21, 2012

GRAMAGEDDON ISN'T OVER YET. SORRY.-RA TEHUTI :smuggo::smug::smugdon::grin::parrot:
Has anybody seen my hat?

It has pockets.

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
*strips to Speedo and starts dancing the Bony Maronie*

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
im going to smoke a cigarette on the toilet

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer

Enfield posted:

im going to smoke a cigarette on the toilet

Can I bum a smoke?

TheSpamalope
Dec 30, 2008

by sebmojo
Lipstick Apathy
Hunnerd times cooler than those morons from FYAD Town.

Zombiepop
Mar 30, 2010
Im gonna change the music, I hope no one notices me. I dont wanna talk.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Zombiepop posted:

Im gonna change the music, I hope no one notices me. I dont wanna talk.

Could you play this song, it's kind of my "jam"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxMRwr-vveU

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
drinking a nice beer in GBSTOWN and thinking it's time to grill some steaks

e: the beer is not a goddam IPA

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

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Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice

Make that twice

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