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Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Well they didn't have diet grape soda, but they did have grape powerade zero, so I got that.

I also got a $4 package of mozzarella sticks for $1.75 after sale/coupon. :hfive:

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raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

let it mellow posted:

GBSTOWN owns and I'm setting an hoa rule that the pats do not own and should lose

I worked in a bar the last time they won a super bolw (I think) and the fans went apeshit in a way that bothered me, like I was watching apes run through the statue garden at the Met knocking poo poo over.

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001
Gonna hang a giant sign above the grill: gently caress the pats

BirryJoru
Mar 21, 2012

GRAMAGEDDON ISN'T OVER YET. SORRY.-RA TEHUTI :smuggo::smug::smugdon::grin::parrot:
bread & circuses

TheSpamalope
Dec 30, 2008

by sebmojo
Lipstick Apathy
Go falcons I guess. I don't know anything about football I'm just here to drink and eat your food.

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

TheSpamalope posted:

Go falcons I guess. I don't know anything about football I'm just here to drink and eat your food.

nah it has very little to do with the falcons, just gently caress the pats

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice

500 bad things posted:

gently caress the pats

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

500 bad things posted:

just gently caress the pats

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
As far as I can tell there are only two professional sports teams one should never root for:

The New York Yankees: Outspend all other teams grossly on talent, it's like rooting for the casino. There's probably a soccer team like this too but soccer is even worse than baseball as far as a televised sport goes so who cares.

The New England Patriots: Worst fans on earth?

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001
They cheat too

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT


Is that roof high enough or DOES IT NEED TO BE RAISED?

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Sheep-Goats posted:

As far as I can tell there are only two professional sports teams one should never root for:

The New York Yankees: Outspend all other teams grossly on talent, it's like rooting for the casino. There's probably a soccer team like this too but soccer is even worse than baseball as far as a televised sport goes so who cares.

The New England Patriots: Worst fans on earth?

I think the basketball team would be the Lakers. This is somewhat lessened now since they have been terrible, but being terrible is the only way to become great in the NBA so it's a little different and soon enough I'm sure they will be more intolerable than ever.

Hockey is probably the Red Wings, but I dunno know too much about that.

bigfatdynamo
May 10, 2016

When I'm dead, just throw me in the trash.
I'm an American Citizen, Marshamello's in my Salad

TheSpamalope
Dec 30, 2008

by sebmojo
Lipstick Apathy
Hold on I'm gonna change these tunes I've got somethin to say

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKrfDSCH-X4

Postin on the block empty quoted with the :krust: up
everybody in GBS gettin gassed up
It don't take a lot to get this goon hard
Don't lurk :justpost: play the gay card
costs more to be free than a life in the pen
Probs and bans keep me guessin
Quote the goatman again
Tonight the set is gettin heavy
GBSTown yeah we shitpostin steady
Castle Kids playin on the stereo
Post to the beat and make the poo poo flow
John Galt Burger Pug 'shop is demandin
'tax fanfic mods arent understandin
Goon soap opera drama is expandin
Drunk post mangosteen crash landin
There's only one town that makes my dick itch
GBSTown fuckin dangerous crew bitch

Right about now this thread is the place to be
GBSTown baby
Ate some rear end at the GBS block party
GBSTown baby
(x2)

Fake rear end posters gather around
To lurk the dope rear end threads in GBSTown
Wanna rumble with us you can't be hangin
Till ya gay for the GBS gangbangin
Break into the set stop for some rips
Buy some lucky beers and a bag of chips
Kneel and feel the shaft of my homies
Let'em know what it means when we say we're real Gs
Basement livin mom causes depression
Need to scream about my laundry but instead I'm steppin
To the whack rear end posters in d&d
pyf fyad and the byob
Pick GBS to post your stupid rear end poo poo in
20 users browsing yeah that makes sense then
Cause there's only one town that makes me want to cry
GBSTown sucka please I want to die

Right about now this thread is the place to be
GBSTown baby
poo poo my pants at the GBS block party
GBSTown baby
(x2)

God drat we're back that's what ya heard
'tax stickied a thread and put out the word
To post the real poo poo so time to kick it and chill
With the GBSCrew yeah you know I will
Then I might post last and I might not bust
Crooked rear end mod probed again but you can't bust this :krust:
Slangin hosed memes now they think I've got downs
Be postin till I die in GBSTown

Right about now this thread is the place to be
GBSTown baby
Ate some rear end at the GBS block party
GBSTown baby
(x2)

TheSpamalope fucked around with this message at 11:58 on Feb 5, 2017

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
I squirt diarrhea into a half empty jumbo container of Folgers crystals

You put a rubber glove over the neck and snip the tips of the fingers off

It's time to huff poo poo

TheSpamalope
Dec 30, 2008

by sebmojo
Lipstick Apathy

Sheep-Goats posted:

I squirt diarrhea into a half empty jumbo container of Folgers crystals

You put a rubber glove over the neck and snip the tips of the fingers off

It's time to huff poo poo

I want to have babies so I can pass down the knowledge of our people.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

TheSpamalope posted:

I want to have babies so I can pass down the knowledge of our people.

Just start screaming at baby carriages on the street

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009


What kind of pussy only eats 3.6" of burrito?!

TheSpamalope
Dec 30, 2008

by sebmojo
Lipstick Apathy
If you eat it ou will poo poo with the power of ten men

think about it man we can use this

BirryJoru
Mar 21, 2012

GRAMAGEDDON ISN'T OVER YET. SORRY.-RA TEHUTI :smuggo::smug::smugdon::grin::parrot:

TheSpamalope posted:

Hold on I'm gonna change these tunes I've got somethin to say

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKrfDSCH-X4

Postin on the block empty quoted with the :krust: up
everybody in GBS gettin gassed up
It don't take a lot to get this goon hard
Don't lurk :justpost: play the gay card
costs more to be free than a life in the pen
Probs and bans keep me guessin
Quote the goatman again
Tonight the set is gettin heavy
GBSTown yeah we shitpostin steady
Castle Kids playin on the stereo
Post to the beat and make the poo poo flow
John Galt Burger Pug 'shop is demandin
'tax fanfic mods arent understandin
Goon soap opera drama is expandin
Drunk post mangosteen crash landin
There's only one town that makes my dick itch
GBSTown fuckin dangerous crew bitch

Right about now this thread is the place to be
GBSTown baby
Ate some rear end at the GBS block party
GBSTown baby
(x2)

Fake rear end posters gather around
To lurk the dope rear end threads in GBSTown
Wanna rumble with us you can't be hangin
Till ya gay for the GBS gangbangin
Break into the set stop for some rips
Buy some lucky beers and a bag of chips
Kneel and feel the shaft of my homies
Let'em know what it means when we say we're real Gs
Basement livin mom causes depression
Need to scream about my laundry but instead I'm steppin
To the whack rear end posters in d&d
pyf fyad and the byob
Pick GBS to post your stupid rear end poo poo in
20 users browsing yeah that makes sense then
Cause there's only one town that makes me want to cry
GBSTown sucka please I want to die

Right about now this thread is the place to be
GBSTown baby
poo poo my pants at the GBS block party
GBSTown baby
(x2)

God drat we're back that's what ya heard
'tax stickied a thread and put out the word
To post the real poo poo so time to kick it and chill
With the GBSCrew yeah you know I will
Then I might post last and I might not bust
Crooked rear end mod probed again but you can't bust this :krust:
Slangin hosed memes now they think I've got downs
Be postin till I die in GBSTown

Right about now this thread is the place to be
GBSTown baby
Ate some rear end at the GBS block party
GBSTown baby
(x2)

My jam.

BirryJoru
Mar 21, 2012

GRAMAGEDDON ISN'T OVER YET. SORRY.-RA TEHUTI :smuggo::smug::smugdon::grin::parrot:
TURN IT UP!

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

OctoberBlues posted:

What kind of pussy only eats 3.6" of burrito?!

I guess by ten people they mean a man, his wife, and their eight children all under the age of six, as is the way of life among Papists

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Nvj is polite and hasn't said anything but I'm pretty sure he finds my avatars distasteful :ssh:

TheSpamalope
Dec 30, 2008

by sebmojo
Lipstick Apathy
Sunday drinkin yeah that works
Ignore my family so I can twerk
On cam for yall so gimmie a call
PM me your deets if you want it all
Hairy rear end an all

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
hey im gay

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice

Enfield posted:

hey im gay

:honk:

TheSpamalope
Dec 30, 2008

by sebmojo
Lipstick Apathy
Mods have to read every post in GBSTown. Someone has to actually read all the crazy poo poo I post and think about it. But it's all good because that just means every post is a pm to the powers that be. What up mods you're part of GBSTown too cut loose post withya people

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Enfield posted:

hey im gay

so what

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot
i just took a poop and my bunghole hurts. also sometimes my penis gets hard when i don't want it to.

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

Friginator posted:

i just took a poop and my bunghole hurts. also sometimes my penis gets hard when i don't want it to.

one of these things happened to me today!!

TheSpamalope
Dec 30, 2008

by sebmojo
Lipstick Apathy
https://soundcloud.com/user-564834299/gbstown/s-jKJyQ

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Well I'll be

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
anyone got any hosed up comics about amputee my-little-pony looking animals?

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

JiveHonky posted:

anyone got any hosed up comics about amputee my-little-pony looking animals?

Maybe

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

You say "anyone" but we all know there is only person.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

OctoberBlues posted:

You say "anyone" but we all know there is only person.

There is more than one person now, I know from the pms

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY
Block party, you say?

*calls the cops on you*

TheSpamalope
Dec 30, 2008

by sebmojo
Lipstick Apathy
I already called the cops but nobody came :shrug:

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Ultimo Hombre
Jul 26, 2015
Little late to this kick rear end block party, I brought some left over firecrackers and some old Hustler magazines. Someone give me a beer.

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