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are you saying i can roid up my cat or what not that i will but theoretically if it was like post apocalypse or something
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Used a tea spoon to collect a toddler's kneecap. archeology
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Jan 30, 2017 00:19
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Moridin920 posted:are you saying i can roid up my cat or what give that fucker some buffout
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Jan 30, 2017 00:26
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Default Settings posted:Used a tea spoon to collect a toddler's kneecap. I found a part of a human skull cap on the side of a lovely service road next to a landfill and citrus processing plant. The hole was next to a dirty baby diaper that had been sitting in the Florida summer heat for hours.
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Jan 30, 2017 00:28
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Candlelight Virgil posted:The only research I do is sperming in a cup then drinking it What were the results?
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Jan 30, 2017 01:01
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thomawesome posted:I also looked at old glass bottles I found in a hole to figure out if they were Prohibition era or not Well don't leave me hanging
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Jan 30, 2017 01:05
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Thorazine.
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Jan 30, 2017 01:06
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Moridin920 posted:are you saying i can roid up my cat or what It works. Like imagine your cat now but it can kick you really hard and jump super high. Although like I said though it'll dislocate its joints a lot so you get your revenge for the kicking.
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Jan 30, 2017 01:07
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GRILLARY CLINTON posted:the only research i do is math What type of math
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flick my Mr. Bean posted:We researched how willing people were to injure others if an authority figure okay's it. Basically, you sit there with the subject and tell them to press a button that they believe is issuing electric shocks to somebody in another room. (it is not) You increase the intensity of the shocks and tell the subject that they can quit at any time but that it's fine to continue because there's a waiver and blah blah blah. End result: regular people will murder another person if an authority figure tells them it's okay to do. Yeah, that study was covered in several different classes I took in both highschool and college. I think it's actually illegal to do tests like that these days.
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Jan 30, 2017 01:13
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shadowvine118 posted:Yeah, that study was covered in several different classes I took in both highschool and college. I think it's actually illegal to do tests like that these days. They did a tv movie about the experiments and William Shatner played the scientist conducting them.
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Jan 30, 2017 01:14
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shadowvine118 posted:Yeah, that study was covered in several different classes I took in both highschool and college. I think it's actually illegal to do tests like that these days. Milgram's study and the reaction to it was a significant contributor to the formation of IRBs to approve research before it is carried out. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Institutional_review_board
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Jan 30, 2017 01:16
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Hector Beerlioz posted:What type of math well, theoretical physics really.
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Jan 30, 2017 01:27
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i have a theoretical degree in physics
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Jan 30, 2017 01:30
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I spent a full day making seven different precise 10 mL dilutions of a styrene solution to check the GC/MS results for linearity. It's not not up there with making buff cats, but I had fun. 
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Jan 30, 2017 01:32
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We also documented the progress of a wasp nest outside the lab window over the summer. We didn't publish that part.
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Soup du Journey posted:i have a theoretical degree in physics Mr. Fantastic?
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Jan 30, 2017 02:02
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probably diisopropyltryptamine
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poverty goat posted:probably diisopropyltryptamine What's diisopropyltryptamine?
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I chilled people's arms with ice water and vibrated their fingertips while they listened to pink noise. I also zapped their arms sometimes.
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Math owns.
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Azuth0667 posted:Math owns. Counterpoint: Math sucks.
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Helped take delivery of two frozen, disemboweled gorillas. Well, they were frozen to start with but def lots of pink glorp in their bags when they arrived. We had to use a hydraulic winch to lift them and steering a winch down creepy hallways while trying to stop a carcass from swinging is not easy. Used a stone tool to skin and deflesh a leg that was recently separated from a goat. poo poo outdoors all over this drat world.
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Lacey posted:Well don't leave me hanging The defining bottle was a milk jug that placed the collection from just after Prohibition to the early forties. There were a lot more bottles to be excavated but it was a community project and there was no real funding involved. I wouldn't call the results entirely conclusive but based on the data we had, that was what we could conclude. The rest of the project could be a decent Master's thesis, though.
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We used to take infant piglets, hook them up with catheters/arterial lines, and forcefeed them a ketogenic sludge every couple hours. Then after a week we vivisected them (it would ruin the results otherwise) to measure carnitine levels. It was kind of the waste because the prof didn't know what she was doing half the time so the results were a waste. But some science was accomplished though.
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TrustmeImLegit posted:We used to take infant piglets, hook them up with catheters/arterial lines, and forcefeed them a ketogenic sludge every couple hours. You are bad.
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poopnanners posted:You are bad. No the prof was. While I was there we "wasted" three piglets worth of data. And each piglet needed round the clock supervision and care for up to ten days. It sucked as an undergrad. It was a good experience for me personally though and it informed me that Environmental science and also Nutrition are the basket weaving of the life sciences so I steered clear afterwards.
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Jan 30, 2017 14:20
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That's really great how torturing animals was such an enriching experience for you. Thanks for sharing.
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Jan 30, 2017 15:43
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poopnanners posted:That's really great how torturing animals was such an enriching experience for you. Thanks for sharing. Take this anti intellectual nonsense out of here if you don't have a research story to share. Science is done with these kinds of things.
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Jan 30, 2017 15:44
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I was a police ride-along for ten hours a night a few times a week gathering data. The cops were nice enough individuals but also annoying jaded pricks who seemed largely powerless to positively affect the southside neighborhood we were in. It was discouraging. I learned a lot about where hookers hang out in my metro area and met a lot of folks. It's a good story, but it probably wasn't worth how little sleep I got.
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idiot of the legal system posted:
What were the results.
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Jan 30, 2017 15:52
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OP cannot find his mom. Please respond.
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Jan 30, 2017 16:19
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Reading the OP, all I could think of was this..
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I can't give too many details because I think the project might be ongoing, phase one involved a screening survey and we discovered that alcoholics aren't likely to show up to lab appointments
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My grandpa is a retired doctor and told me about how they would remove the vocal cords of animals during research so that they wouldn't have to listen to them scream. These days he donates to ASPA even though he's never really been an animal person, and I kind of figured it was out of guilt for stuff like that.
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Feb 27, 2017 03:12
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im a communications major, op lol
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That Robot posted:what drugs are you on op chinese research chemicals
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Feb 27, 2017 03:20
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That Robot posted:what drugs are you on op Science and some uppers
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Murdered a pig by touching a 9 volt battery to it's exposed left ventricle Murdered a pig by injecting kcl into its heart I'm a good a cool person
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