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Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



i was gonna make my own thread about it but let's assume bernie would have won

its the year 2017 and the centrists haven't been even halfway loving humbled by a trump win and getting nuked into irrelevancy. what makes you think that bernie wouldn't have been obstructed by both sides of the aisle and then socialism be the whipping boy for all of society's ills for the next 4 years?

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comedyblissoption
Mar 15, 2006

sanders would attempt to use the bully pulpit to shame congress into enacting progressive legislation

there would be some hope that the bully pulpit tactic would be successful considering that sanders had the largest crowds during the campaigns and knew how to draw people in

if they are obstructionist, sanders can still do a lot of good with the powers of the executive branch alone

comedyblissoption
Mar 15, 2006

obama chose to use the bully pulpit to personally go to kucinich's district and shame him for holding out for a public option

obama used his commander in chief powers to expand america's fronts of war and bomb a shitload of browns

obama used his executive powers to ensure the SEC did not criminally investigate or indict in any meaningful way his donors on wall street

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
the drones had an ally in every single one of the presidential candidates, except for rand i guess who would have outsourced droning to a private company to lower costs

the drones are the real illuminati, the only way to win is to imperceptibly deactivate one drone-mounted weapon at a time during scheduled maintenance periods

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
jailing a single banker probably would have been enough to at least give the people on wall street a pause before loving people over, like the wells fargo fraud lol

comedyblissoption
Mar 15, 2006

sorry but they are too big to jail https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKSX9_wFBoQ

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

Mister Fister posted:

I wish Obdicut would come back so i could feast on his soul.

same except zoux

i would def enjoy watching you eat obdicuts soul tho

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
Obdicut's soul would taste like poo poo.

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

as you are eating his soul he would chastise you for not doing it correctly. but have no fear he would say, i happen to be an expert on soul feasting

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

babypolis posted:

as you are eating his soul he would chastise you for not doing it correctly. but have no fear he would say, i happen to be an expert on soul feasting

Dude, it's my job to devour souls alright?

Big Fat Iguana
Aug 21, 2016

remember. and never lie.
I'm glad Bernie lost. Every president's soul has been stained with the deaths of innocents, his would have been too.

Let Trump take on that stain, Bernie will remain pure :3:

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Big Fat Iguana posted:

I'm glad Bernie lost. Every president's soul has been stained with the deaths of innocents, his would have been too.

Let Trump take on that stain, Bernie will remain pure :3:

:tipshat:

Rand alPaul
Feb 3, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo

Big Fat Iguana posted:

I'm glad Bernie lost. Every president's soul has been stained with the deaths of innocents, his would have been too.

Let Trump take on that stain, Bernie will remain pure :3:

But have you considered Bernie would have drone striked Walmarts and payday loan centers?

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0a7KChaUyg

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
lmfao. im melting down imagining how good a bernie presidency woulda been rofl. im loving have an emotional crisis. haha. more beer :chreers:

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
:chwweersL

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
:cheers:

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
tbh its fun to remember bernie being that dude that sometimes pops up in a random youtube video and you're like "yeah this guy has the right idea" and then you dont see him again for a year, and then he runs for president and a bunch of people jokingly throw their money at him when he's at 3% in the polls.

and now he's here.

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
I like beer.

But its like 7am which would work for tomorrow, but seems to be frowned upon at the office.

freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
who the gently caress is bernie?

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

freckle posted:

who the gently caress is bernie?

a space dragon

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Rand alPaul posted:

But have you considered Bernie would have drone striked Walmarts and payday loan centers?

Imagine yachts being annihilated by swarms of Hellfire missiles.

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

bernie would have won

Brother Friendship
Jul 12, 2013

anime was right posted:

tbh its fun to remember bernie being that dude that sometimes pops up in a random youtube video and you're like "yeah this guy has the right idea" and then you dont see him again for a year, and then he runs for president and a bunch of people jokingly throw their money at him when he's at 3% in the polls.

and now he's here.

So it's like Bloody Mary

Grimoire
Jul 9, 2003

who, by the by, would have won

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

It's me, senator Mike Crapo

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

Top City Homo posted:

It's me, senator Mike Crapo

i would work for this man just so i could call him by his name everyday

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

logikv9 posted:

i would work for this man just so i could call him by his name everyday

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2013/01/04/c559b4ac-56ae-11e2-bf3e-76c0a789346f_story.html?utm_term=.73edf2224a28



of course :rolleyes:

Rand alPaul
Feb 3, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo
How come every Republican politician has a name like Boehner or Crapo and the media goes to great, great lengths to call their name by something other than it is?

quote:

Instead, Crapo (pronounced CRAY-poe)

No, it's crapo. Just like it's boner.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Rand alPaul posted:

How come every Republican politician has a name like Boehner or Crapo and the media goes to great, great lengths to call their name by something other than it is?


No, it's crapo. Just like it's boner.

media is a mess

media is a waste

media is a big fat mistake

Strep Vote
May 5, 2004

أنا أحب حليب الشوكولاتة

anime was right posted:

tbh its fun to remember bernie being that dude that sometimes pops up in a random youtube video and you're like "yeah this guy has the right idea" and then you dont see him again for a year, and then he runs for president and a bunch of people jokingly throw their money at him when he's at 3% in the polls.

and now he's here.

that's what i'm saying, he really did win. the dem party is in tatters, the dem socialists and the PSL have erupted in terms of membership numbers, and thousands and thousands of people protested at airports this very week...Bernie shines on, whether at the women's march or at the Sacred Stone camp. Meanwhile, the kids who got so excited to go to his rallies are now primed to show up for the continuing work. The travel ban was a first test and I think the new left passed it.

Digiwizzard
Dec 23, 2003


Pork Pro
It is pretty funny that obdicut got corncobbed so hard that he won't post anymore

[Img follow your leader only instead of Hitler it's Clinton disappearing into the woods]

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
my name is dick penis, and it's pronounced pen-ni

Rand alPaul
Feb 3, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo

logikv9 posted:

my name is dick penis, and it's pronounced pen-ni

My last name is Snatchfuck but it's pronounced Farv.

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

logikv9 posted:

my name is dick penis, and it's pronounced pen-ni

penne

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

Digiwizzard posted:

It is pretty funny that obdicut got corncobbed so hard that he won't post anymore

[Img follow your leader only instead of Hitler it's Clinton disappearing into the woods]

did he gently caress off altogether or he still lurking in dnd

gotta say, mad respect for tatum girlparts. he was one of the biggest hillary boosters and one of the few that had the balls to come back after being completely and utterly owned

The Little Kielbasa
Mar 29, 2001

and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad.
My name is Hillary but it's pronounced BERNIE-woulda-won.

Bushiz
Sep 21, 2004

The #1 Threat to Ba Sing Se

Grimey Drawer

Big Fat Iguana posted:

I'm glad Bernie lost. Every president's soul has been stained with the deaths of innocents, his would have been too.

Let Trump take on that stain, Bernie will remain pure :3:

bernie is the socialist christ. he takes our sins into himself and washes them away

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Bodyholes
Jun 30, 2005

Concerned Citizen posted:

maybe, but i think it's unrealistic to think biden wouldn't have peeled a whole lot of votes off of bernie as well.

Nationally you're absolutely right, but state by state I think it could work out favorably.

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