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Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

tfw u forget to separate ur physics into fixedupdate and ur draw calls into update

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Jamfrost
Jul 20, 2013

I'm too busy thinkin' about my baby. Oh I ain't got time for nothin' else.
Slime TrainerS
I think this is a bad game that has a bunch of fake positive reviews: http://store.steampowered.com/app/553790

Or maybe the Russian writing is actually very good. I have no idea, but I suspect tomfoolery.

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

games don't get negative reviews for merely being bad

they have to be either genuinely unplayable, or just trendy to hate

Xander77
Apr 6, 2009

Fuck it then. For another pit sandwich and some 'tater salad, I'll post a few more.



Jamfrost posted:

Or maybe the Russian writing is actually very good.
The Russian writing is memememememememememes LOOOOOOOOOOOOL. So, yeah, a very specific target audience.

Alien Rope Burn
Dec 5, 2004

I wanna be a saikyo HERO!
Writing negative reviews can also invite assholes to harass, as I've found.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


:f5:

FastestGunAlive
Apr 7, 2010

Dancing palm tree.

FirstAidKite posted:

Aw you didn't post arguably the best one.

Viktaram


https://i.imgur.com/XsEc3rO.mp4

this brought a smile to my face after... whatever that other poo poo on the page was (esp. the edge lord feminzai game)


resistentialism posted:

Wanna party with that giant and hammer him in the shins to no effect.

:yeah:

Fargin Icehole
Feb 19, 2011

Pet me.
Awful Steam Games Megathread: Nudity, Action, Adventure, Indie

Also works for the awful mods thread now that I think about it.

Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004


I wonder what kind of person you have to be to not care about your friends seeing "[name]is playing BLOODY BOOBS" notifications on the regular

chiefnewo
May 21, 2007

The kind of person who also plays BLOODY BOOBS on the regular.

Alien Rope Burn
Dec 5, 2004

I wanna be a saikyo HERO!
Once you've seen "X is now playing Gender Bender DNA Twister Extreme" everything becomes relative.

Fargin Icehole
Feb 19, 2011

Pet me.
There should be a "please don't judge" after that

claw game handjob
Mar 27, 2007

pinch pinch scrape pinch
ow ow fuck it's caught
i'm bleeding
JESUS TURN IT OFF
WHY ARE YOU STILL SMILING

Alien Rope Burn posted:

Once you've seen "X is now playing Gender Bender DNA Twister Extreme" everything becomes relative.

Yo I get enough of that poo poo to my face, don't subtweet me

Alien Rope Burn
Dec 5, 2004

I wanna be a saikyo HERO!

END ME SCOOB posted:

Yo I get enough of that poo poo to my face, don't subtweet me

I'm just saying there's better transformation fetish games on Steam. Half-Genie Hero just came out, after all, help is available.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Something the devs of Haydee thought to themselves: what if we made a Portal-inspired metroidvania but added gigantic bouncing tits and rear end?







Some achievements:



The community screenshot section is basically outright softcore erotica.

The game also has a workshop where you can download nude body mods of varying breast sizes and of course nude versions of female protagonists from other games like Lara Croft, Quiet, Edi or...female Pyro from TF2:



I have no idea why nude Skyrim mods still aren't allowed on Steam at this point.

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Does Haydee have gameplay? Outside of T&A it looks like something people would hand out on Desura free of charge.

Alien Rope Burn
Dec 5, 2004

I wanna be a saikyo HERO!
Yeah, there's a Jim Sterling video for it, it mostly just looks like pretty excruciating platforming with awful controls and dying on account of a bold breeze.

Alien Rope Burn fucked around with this message at 13:59 on Feb 14, 2017

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
































Bruteman
Apr 15, 2003

Can I ask ya somethin', Padre? When I was kickin' your ass back there... you get a little wood?


Pinocchio?!

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch

FirstAidKite posted:



Okay this game is good now.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


There's one male body in that workshop and it's a nude version of Chris from Resident Evil 5.





Wow, you can choose if he wears a clockwatch or not, pretty cool.

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

I'll be examining this. I hope it isn't Chris's manhood.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Am I up posed to gate this game now

Bieeanshee
Aug 21, 2000

Not keen on keening.


Grimey Drawer
Shouldn't hair type be short AND curly?

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
Are there any Jojo skins

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!
http://store.steampowered.com/app/389510/

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Animal Lover









The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

Clean car seats are important

Ekster
Jul 18, 2013

My yearning desire.

For clean car-seats.

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

http://store.steampowered.com/app/565410/



Take that, eyeballs!

(This is also a phone game that you pay for and had ads.)

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


  • Explain the concept of a repressed sexual desire for clean car-seats.

bbcisdabomb
Jan 15, 2008

SHEESH

Palpek posted:

  • Explain the concept of a repressed sexual desire for clean car-seats.

Honestly, who would repress that?

Tardcore
Jan 24, 2011

Not cool enough for the Spider-man club.

Evil Mastermind posted:

http://store.steampowered.com/app/565410/



Take that, eyeballs!

(This is also a phone game that you pay for and had ads.)



A E S T H E T I C S

Stexils
Jun 5, 2008

the sky was the color of a dead television that was set to orange

Alien Rope Burn
Dec 5, 2004

I wanna be a saikyo HERO!
Finally videogamers can now experience the insufferable stoner philosophy course that is Mage: the Ascension.

SaviourX
Sep 30, 2003

The only true Catwoman is Julie Newmar, Lee Meriwether, or Eartha Kitt.

Gothic punk rebellious 'the internet is evil' philosophy course to you!

I love Mage in theory.

SaviourX
Sep 30, 2003

The only true Catwoman is Julie Newmar, Lee Meriwether, or Eartha Kitt.

There is no way in hell this belongs in this thread, but I don't want to make a thread OP, so here it is, the answer to all PC games. Pack it all in:

Genital Jousting
http://store.steampowered.com/app/469820/

Babylon Astronaut
Apr 19, 2012
Ah yes. Featuring the writing talent of Zach S, one of the shittiest people in RPG's and that's saying a lot.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


SaviourX posted:

There is no way in hell this belongs in this thread, but I don't want to make a thread OP, so here it is, the answer to all PC games. Pack it all in:

Genital Jousting
http://store.steampowered.com/app/469820/
This game owns and I'd like to see more like it on Steam.

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Quicksilver6
Mar 21, 2008



Babylon Astronaut posted:

Ah yes. Featuring the writing talent of Zach S, one of the shittiest people in RPG's and that's saying a lot.

Holy poo poo, did he invent FATAL or something?

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