Gynovore posted:

This is almost surreal.

Lumpy the Cook posted:

I remember saying years and years ago that Greenlight was a horrible idea in general and that Valve needs to have a fully staffed team conducting quality control if they wanna go through with anything like that and the only response anyone could come back with was along the lines of “STFU more games = betterer” and, well, LOL

Largepotato posted:

This is currently on the front page new and trending releases list.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/705280/Hakoniwa_Explorer_Plus/

Dewgy posted:

If there isn’t already a VN called Zero Boners, there absolutely should be one.

Jamfrost posted:

Do the beans have butts?

Really Pants posted:

Literally A Person posted:

This:

https://i.imgur.com/c8Y6KJX.mp4

FirstAidKite posted:

Tiger

Mokinokaro posted:

Yep that was the point of it.

As that interview points out, Ellison was heavily involved in the writing side of it though not much else and had to approve of everything that went in.

Though the interview says he didn't object to much, Ellison seems like he was the type who would have spoken up if he didn't like any of the ideas presented to him.

Thanks for linking that btw. It changes my impression of the man a bit.

Guy Mann posted:

What exactly is the appeal of laughing at badly-made porn games in this thread now that they are both allowed by the platform and common enough to no longer be unusual in and of themselves? The site itself allows it and most of the stuff you post is bad and weird on purpose and trying to be funny so there isn't even like some meta level to look down at it from. Posting a screenshot of of a sexualized anime game on a site that openly sells sexualized anime games and going "holy poo poo lmao this game has sexualized animes in it LOL" is just one layer of plausibile deniability away from https://local.theonion.com/ironic-porn-purchase-leads-to-unironic-ejaculation-1819565403

Guy Mann posted:

Holy poo poo you guys check this out, they're selling a frickin dildo on Amazon.com! LMAO bet JBeez has a real egg on his face about that one

Dark_Swordmaster posted:

Barry Convex posted:

I don't even know

https://store.steampowered.com/app/957430/Mentai_Uncensored/

Fart of Presto posted:

We need a NWS/NMS tag but for browsing this thread in a bar while slightly intoxicated.

Ghost Leviathan posted:

What if it's Hitler Simulator

Feels Villeneuve posted:

He did at the end

Dark_Swordmaster posted:

My head has gone to attempting to replace the lyrics of Blue Oyster Cult's Veteran Of the Psychic Wars...

IYKK posted:

Do dogs even like honey?

Dareon posted:

They even leaned into it, I remember an ad for a DOA game where one of the testimonials was just "She kicks high." I don't think anyone buys them for the fighting.

By the way, Tekken also has a dinosaur. And two bears (Although I think one's just a palette swap of the other). And all I know of Killer Instinct is one character is just Literally A Skeleton.

Dark_Swordmaster posted:

I intentionally made a bad thing so people would hate it they ended up hating it!


Meanwhile, that may-not-belong-in-this-thread porn game has earned "mainstream notoriety" by getting over a million dollars in backing.

Its goal was $130K.

https://www.pcgamer.com/a-kickstarter-for-a-game-thats-basically-hentai-mass-effect-has-raised-over-a-million-dollars/

ullerrm posted:

Valve uses a performance review system where everyone in the company is ranked from "most productive" to "least productive" every year. The top 20% get bonuses, the middle 60% are told to be grateful for their job and try harder, and the bottom 20% get fired.

It produces a vicious backbiting environment where people constantly play politics and sabotage each other. For devs, if you want to buy that bigger house, your best option for a raise isn't to make good code and compete with Epic Game Store or Origin or w/e -- it's to throw one of your coworkers under the bus so that you're more likely to end up in the top 20%. For managers, it means intentionally hiring people that are incompetent so that you can intentionally throw them in the bottom 20% at the end of the year, filling up the garbage hopper so that your actual team members don't end up in the bottom 20%. Teams fight with each other, hide info from each other, even sabotage each other to make sure they survive.

Ballmer instituted it at Microsoft in the 2000s when he became CEO, because Jack Welsh had done it at GM and he worshipped Welsh. It turns out that management styles for industrial production lines don't work out well for creative industries, and Microsoft both lost a ton of talent and ruined their own products due to internal infighting. In the end, it was the main cause of Microsoft's "Lost Decade" and drat near killed the company; they got rid of it in 2013 when Ballmer retired. Valve still uses it, probably because it's what Gabe was familiar with when he left Microsoft to found Valve.

Fart of Presto posted:

Can't wait to finally get my wank on!


semi

The White Dragon posted:

he meant to type hypergaymy. game promised waifus but all you get is dicks slapping your man's jaw in perpetuity, like a skyrim mod gone wrong

RazzleDazzleHour posted:

"Dude, gently caress off, we GOTTA go with color coordination, if she's wearing royal blue how are we gonna show up in teal?"

"Bro, the royal blue swumsuit we have is WAY too ornamental, we're gonna totally show her up and that'd be lovely as gently caress. Go with the orange one, it's complementary and it's an open-back one-pice just like hers"

Jamfrost posted:

3-point shot (Warning - very sexy): https://store.steampowered.com/app/1067060/Jacobs_Fantastic_SeXXXual_Voyage/

An insane mind posted:

I mean there's two naughty maid games where there's literally dick in the thumbnails.

And tits.

Kammat posted:

Ever made a penis so large and so hard you can suck it without bending over?

Do you want to?

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1083920/Sexual_nudity/

as hell. nudity in thumbnails

Radio Paranoia posted:

Anime tiddy puzzle games going for $0.50

Mokinokaro posted:

When criticized the guy switched his Twitter icon to a selfie with a "gently caress your feelings" t-shirt.

He just seems like an rear end in a top hat in general.

Dareon posted:

Did someone say "A world of pure imagination"? (E: )

Dark_Swordmaster posted:

How do you "masturbate the code?"

Plek posted:

It's going to end up like German censor requirements from the 90s and all the models will have to be gray with glowing eyes so they can be called robots, not people.

Play posted:

I pirated the She Will Punish Them game but it doesn't seem to want to work. All I can do is walk around some castle room and admire some CG demon rear end and tits, the missions won't start at all.

Probably for the best

leper khan posted:

Lol how do you justify watching any tv or movies? If you don't want to consume anything made by something owned or operated horrible people I also have bad news about a lot of chain restaurants. Let alone Twitter and Facebook.