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Palpek posted:This game owns and I'd like to see more like it on Steam. I can't even see the store page here in Australia. Forever denied the heady delights of jousting.
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# ¿ Feb 17, 2017 10:33 |
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# ¿ May 9, 2024 02:01 |
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Steam gave me some errors but it finally got added to my games list. She Bangs The Drums joined hands across the ocean and sent some Genitals to Joust. No more will I look down at myself in despair with this ultimate nob training package at hand!
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# ¿ Feb 18, 2017 03:51 |
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Humphreys posted:Thanks random facebook friend posting this creepy new 'game' That looks like a product catalogue from your local Rohypnol supplier. "We'll hook you up with all of the paralysing pharmaceuticals you could ever want!"
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# ¿ Sep 8, 2017 22:45 |
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I seem to remember Screamer being a fantastic racing game that looked amazing back in the mid to late 90s. Am I thinking of a different game?
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# ¿ Sep 14, 2017 22:51 |
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Improbable Lobster posted:You are thinking of Mario Kart No, I said "looked amazing back in the mid 90s".
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# ¿ Sep 15, 2017 03:22 |
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Jamfrost posted:In one direction. Nope, they are smooth as hell.
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# ¿ Oct 3, 2017 04:19 |
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They belong to the person whose head she is sitting on.
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# ¿ Jan 6, 2018 08:09 |
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That's obviously the wrong LOL icon, and hopefully they will patch in the correct one at some point.
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# ¿ Jan 6, 2018 21:18 |
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credburn posted:...I only now have discovered that "Hunie" is pronounced like "honey" which baffles me because for the last loving two years I've been pronouncing it "hunie." I always thought they are both pronounced how they look, which is to say "the same way". Or is this some sort of "it's pronounced 'sword' " meta-joke?
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# ¿ Feb 18, 2018 05:01 |
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OutOfPrint posted:I think they would inadvertently write something like Jerry Lee Lewis's Great Balls of Fire, which is a cute song about sex at first, but then learn it's all about Lewis wanting to bang his 13 year old niece. The song isn't about her at all, but he DID marry his 13-year-old cousin.
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# ¿ Mar 17, 2018 22:44 |
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Isn't that just "canon" then? Or does the word have a different meaning when applied to fiction?
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2018 22:36 |
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FanaticalMilk posted:Honestly I just really wanted a conclusion to the story. If Episode 3 had been a visual novel, I would've been satisfied. Wasn't the conclusion posted by the writer as a text file, but with the names changed to protect the
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# ¿ May 22, 2018 03:48 |
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Dark_Swordmaster posted:That's how most games work. As human people we apply ourselves to the AI constantly and say, "Oh, it's doing this," when in reality you're experiencing a bug. A friend of mine wrote a strategy game involving planetary conquest and the easy-mode AI was set to just do random moves. He said that players were always saying stuff like "ooh, it's going over there to thwart my entry-point" or "hmm, it must be planning something big by moving that way".
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# ¿ Jul 11, 2018 23:59 |
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If you put titties in a horror game set in hell, they need to be spectacularly pancake-like and attached to some old hag that is forcing herself upon you. Make 'em flap you in the face like you're being slapped with waffles. It's hell dammit - you're not there to get the horn! Unless that's your thing. Does the game need to start with a Boob Captcha of what you like best and then never show those? "Select all the wazzo jugs in this image to continue".
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# ¿ May 1, 2019 07:39 |
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Given the way most porn games work, a full on woods porn simulator probably would go over great. A bit like My Summer Car to first locate the porn, but then Surgeon Simulator to open the magazine to different pages and crank it.
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# ¿ Mar 21, 2021 22:21 |
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Gynovore posted:I love how all the reviews complain about the performance and voice acting, and not a single one mentions the fact that, you know, you're taking creepshots of girls. Given that the media about it makes it look like creeping on girls is much of the game, I'd expect there to be complaints that there isn't enough if it. You wouldn't be buying it in the first place if that wasn't your thing, right?
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# ¿ Apr 11, 2021 03:27 |
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# ¿ May 9, 2024 02:01 |
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I first read that as saying you buy all games that are on the most ignored lists. I was disappointed when reality exerted itself.
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# ¿ Jan 27, 2022 23:41 |