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Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

Palpek posted:

This game owns and I'd like to see more like it on Steam.

I can't even see the store page here in Australia. Forever denied the heady delights of jousting.

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Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!
Steam gave me some errors but it finally got added to my games list. She Bangs The Drums joined hands across the ocean and sent some Genitals to Joust. No more will I look down at myself in despair with this ultimate nob training package at hand!

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

Humphreys posted:

Thanks random facebook friend posting this creepy new 'game'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zlyVlx0VIM

All I can think of for some reason is Pris from Blade Runner

That looks like a product catalogue from your local Rohypnol supplier. "We'll hook you up with all of the paralysing pharmaceuticals you could ever want!"

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!
I seem to remember Screamer being a fantastic racing game that looked amazing back in the mid to late 90s. Am I thinking of a different game?

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

Improbable Lobster posted:

You are thinking of Mario Kart

No, I said "looked amazing back in the mid 90s".

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

Jamfrost posted:

In one direction.

Nope, they are smooth as hell.

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!
They belong to the person whose head she is sitting on.

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

That's obviously the wrong LOL icon, and hopefully they will patch in the correct one at some point. :lol:

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

credburn posted:

...I only now have discovered that "Hunie" is pronounced like "honey" which baffles me because for the last loving two years I've been pronouncing it "hunie."

I always thought they are both pronounced how they look, which is to say "the same way". Or is this some sort of "it's pronounced 'sword' " meta-joke?

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

OutOfPrint posted:

I think they would inadvertently write something like Jerry Lee Lewis's Great Balls of Fire, which is a cute song about sex at first, but then learn it's all about Lewis wanting to bang his 13 year old niece.

The song isn't about her at all, but he DID marry his 13-year-old cousin.

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!
Isn't that just "canon" then? Or does the word have a different meaning when applied to fiction?

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

FanaticalMilk posted:

Honestly I just really wanted a conclusion to the story. If Episode 3 had been a visual novel, I would've been satisfied.

Wasn't the conclusion posted by the writer as a text file, but with the names changed to protect the innocent IP?

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

Dark_Swordmaster posted:

That's how most games work. As human people we apply ourselves to the AI constantly and say, "Oh, it's doing this," when in reality you're experiencing a bug.

A friend of mine wrote a strategy game involving planetary conquest and the easy-mode AI was set to just do random moves. He said that players were always saying stuff like "ooh, it's going over there to thwart my entry-point" or "hmm, it must be planning something big by moving that way".

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!
If you put titties in a horror game set in hell, they need to be spectacularly pancake-like and attached to some old hag that is forcing herself upon you. Make 'em flap you in the face like you're being slapped with waffles. It's hell dammit - you're not there to get the horn!
Unless that's your thing. Does the game need to start with a Boob Captcha of what you like best and then never show those? "Select all the wazzo jugs in this image to continue".

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Given the way most porn games work, a full on woods porn simulator probably would go over great.

A bit like My Summer Car to first locate the porn, but then Surgeon Simulator to open the magazine to different pages and crank it.

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

Gynovore posted:

I love how all the reviews complain about the performance and voice acting, and not a single one mentions the fact that, you know, you're taking creepshots of girls.

Given that the media about it makes it look like creeping on girls is much of the game, I'd expect there to be complaints that there isn't enough if it. You wouldn't be buying it in the first place if that wasn't your thing, right?

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Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!
I first read that as saying you buy all games that are on the most ignored lists. I was disappointed when reality exerted itself.

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