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Rirse posted:Yeah that what I meant about not stuff like Bad Rats. I got Eternity's Child when it came out, lured by the promise of a river of free upgrades and a story-filled campaign and... all I got was a badly animated platformer with abysmal collision detection. It was pretty, in a whimsical, Burtonesque way, but it played like garbage and the developer tore himself in two like Rumplestiltskin and vanished when players complained and bad reviews came in. Ragdoll Kung-Fu wasn't much better.
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raditts posted:Wait, this actually came out? I remember reading a thread about it here back in like 2004, but I never saw or heard anything about it ever again so I just assumed it was never completed. Steam library says I bought it near the end of 2005, but... yeah. The weird low budget kung-fu/blaxploitation cutscenes were fun, but the gameplay was just too gimmicky to be fun unless you were very good with a mouse and highly resistant to carpal tunnel. It was cool that it launched with support for third-party skins. Less cool that one of the first was a naked Krystal from Starfox.
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Shouldn't hair type be short AND curly?
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I think they're all variations on the Tittanic.
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quote:Stick Shift: an autoerotic night-driving game about pleasuring a gay car. This game is a bit difficult and requires some finesse with timing, but it has a huge video tutorial and cosplay community, just search "how to drive stick shift" on YouTube. I may have to Let's Play this.
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Fond memories of that Youtube video that was him squeezing his crotch at the camera.
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Bullshit 'escape' is greyed out. Those things have obviously been skipping leg day.
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In my day, we found our porn in the woods like God and the older kids who didn't want to get caught with it intended.
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Olive Garden tonight! posted:In space, no one can hear you gleam Holy poo poo.
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Steam has gone from being a storefront to being a flea market.
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Sep 18, 2017 02:08
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Yay, I found my own butthole!
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Sep 21, 2017 03:10
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M'pony.
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IJKM on the Apple. Live it, love it.
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I used the arrow pad and some combination of ZXC, CTRL, ALT and SPACE straight through Quake. When Unreal came out, I graduated to using the numpad, with the mouse on my left hand, and started adding binds to the math keys for 'flashlight' and 'reload' and 'whatever'. It took forever for me to finally move over to WASD.
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anilEhilated posted:I beat both Descents that way as a kid. I don't remember any difficulties but children can adapt more easily I guess. I played 'em like that too, though I moved like a toy tank.
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Rollersnake posted:It seems rather quaint now that Bad Rats used to be considered the worst game on Steam. I miss my innocence. 
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FirstAidKite posted:
Yeah, that one goes back a real, real long way.
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