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ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

Take me at your own risk.

Kiss From a Hog
"Oh man, payday came through! Time to check out what's popular on Steam toda-"



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UUUHHHHHH


I think I'll wait for Ruiner instead.

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ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

Take me at your own risk.

Kiss From a Hog
Forget your thinly-veiled fetish pornography and stolen-asset games, because the future is NOW:




Have you ever stopped and thought to yourself, "Man, I really wish I could use the power of VR to stare at Blockchain transactions in the form of floating cubes?" Well, look no further, my friend! BITCOIN VR is greenlit and ready to amaze you with colorful visuals and tacked-on archery "games!"


http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=868281989&searchtext=bitcoin

IndieSquare posted:

Ever wanted to see real time bitcoin transaction in VR? Ever wanted to prune the blockchain with a bow and arrow? Enter the forest of satoshi!

In Bitcoin VR you can see real time bitcoin transactions fall from the sky in the form of gems you can grab a gem to see the transaction details or shoot them with a Bow and Arrow.


Key Aspects:
The larger the transaction size the larger the gem!
Block confirmation effects!
Archary and mini game!




I love archary

ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

Take me at your own risk.

Kiss From a Hog

Discendo Vox posted:

This thing turns your machine into someone else's mining rig, doesn't it.

The DLC content will consist of the VR player suddenly donning a stereotypical striped burglar outfit and being press-ganged into storming the gates of Mt. Gox.

ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

Take me at your own risk.

Kiss From a Hog
Do you know what Steam is missing? More lovely youtube celebrity simulators!



LET'S PLAYER STORY posted:

Be the ultimate GAMER and become famous on U-TUBE universe. Manage your channel! Play tons of fun minigames! Destroy the 7 evil streamers to get your crush! Build an empire in your room! This is the LET'S PLAYER STORY!

You need to gain fame to destroy the 7 evil streamers to get a girlfriend!
Be a legend in the underground U-TUBE world of street arcade fights!
Beat team switch and tube gang, and know the mysterious top street U-tuber.
And discover an ancient evil in the depths of the internet!

- 50 clothes and accessories
- 25 items and furniture
- 15 fictional little games
- 14 dangerous game modes
- 9 gifts
- 8 boss battles
- 7 darklords of the internet
- 6 secrets
- 4 friends
- 1 cat

And in other news, have a game about your alpaca waifu: http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=878474390

ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

Take me at your own risk.

Kiss From a Hog
Please, gentlemen, you both have atrocious taste in videogames. The secret was inside you all along.

ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

Take me at your own risk.

Kiss From a Hog
I hope one of these ship-women turns out to be the SS Mont-Blanc.

ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

Take me at your own risk.

Kiss From a Hog

Largepotato posted:

They went off history with Midway. :argh:

Do they at least portray Yamato-chan as a largely-useless fleet-queen who spends most of the conflict looking scary until she's uncerimoniously bombed by planes?

ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

Take me at your own risk.

Kiss From a Hog

Jack-Off Lantern posted:

Its Japan, there is an Anime where the Yamato is a magical supership in space

FirstAidKite posted:

Is kancolle the one where the american ships are all eldritch horror monster(girls)

So they turned Macarthur into Frieza?

ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

Take me at your own risk.

Kiss From a Hog

What happens if I drink the virtual water while on the virtual "It's A Small (virtual) World" attraction?

ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

Take me at your own risk.

Kiss From a Hog

Dark_Swordmaster posted:

I would play This Is Not Half-Life XXX.

MAN TRAIN. WOOP WOOP!

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ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

Take me at your own risk.

Kiss From a Hog
I'm the last, tattered shreds of Half-Life's value as a story-telling medium being hurled into a trash bin as Laidlaw walks away in the background like that spiderman comic.

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