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ponzicar
Mar 17, 2008

Cantorsdust posted:

Who are buying all of these lovely games? Are they profitable? Who's making all these lovely games?

I don't understand this new Steam lovely Game business at all.

A lot of them look like the work of young teenagers who think that going through the basic tutorial lessons of Unity or some other free development software means that they are now qualified to be a game developer. I'm sure that once they grow up enough to have a bit more self awareness, they'll be quite embarrassed by these "games".

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ponzicar
Mar 17, 2008

resistentialism posted:

aim at the camera to win?

It worked for the first boss of Battletoads. Also a boss in Turtles in Time I think.

ponzicar
Mar 17, 2008

Pigbuster posted:

I'm pretty sure this is responsible for the majority of its sales. Every video I've seen of it is all about the absurdly ridiculous "failure" options.

I'm reminded of the old front page articles mocking terrible disgusting hentai games. Their author(s) complained that after each article was posted, they'd receive a ton of email from people asking where they could get a copy.

ponzicar fucked around with this message at 00:35 on Aug 9, 2018

ponzicar
Mar 17, 2008

Guy Mann posted:


I think you're misremembering, that weeaboo store bought banner ads for years on this site and the hentai game reviews also posted affiliate links at the end of reviews to make money off all the people buying it.

I'm pretty sure there's a direct cause and effect relationship between what I mentioned and the ads/affiliate links.

ponzicar
Mar 17, 2008

Zetsubou-san posted:

that's a pretty bad STI* Patrick has going on there.

*Sexually Transmitted Inferno

And that's why you always use lubricant.

ponzicar
Mar 17, 2008
It wouldn't be worth the trouble for something that's likely to sink into the garbage pile of obscurity, but if that hotlinking hentai game somehow gets an audience, someone needs to figure out what criteria it uses to find images and then poison the search results with pictures appropriately unsexy and hilarious.

ponzicar
Mar 17, 2008
The only thing worse than someone being funny on the internet is someone being serious on the internet.

ponzicar
Mar 17, 2008

Rotten Red Rod posted:

I dunno this is pretty great



I didn't know that Cool 3d World was making a video game.

ponzicar
Mar 17, 2008
The Esperanto community will soon regret recruiting anime loving gamers.

ponzicar
Mar 17, 2008
I have a bit of respect for him. He's still going all in on his outsider art JRPGs after ten years. They are at least distinct games, rather than the unity asset flips and hentai visual novels that are crapped out onto Steam.

ponzicar
Mar 17, 2008

Mokinokaro posted:

It also could have simply been a budget issue and they would've got a lot less flak had they said so.

Honestly, the big historical accuracy issue Kingdom Come has is that it's set only a year or two before an enormous revolution in Bohemia yet the game portrays almost literally everyone as happy serfs and nobles with not an inkling of rising tensions.

Isn't its creator also a gamergater? It also has this amazing perk:

quote:

Manly Odour

Information
Perk
Main Level
Requirement
Level 2
Manly Odour is a Main Level perk in Kingdom Come: Deliverance, which can be unlocked at level 2.

Description
When dirty, you'll have 50% more Charisma when talking to women. However, people will smell you a mile off, reducing your Stealth skill by 30%.

ponzicar
Mar 17, 2008

kirbysuperstar posted:



i am rock loving hard right now

Terrible Awful Games: Strip Snobbler Gobbler!

ponzicar
Mar 17, 2008
If porn game developers were smart, they would make a bunch of low effort porn games that all feature real people, then submit them at different times and days of the week in order to figure out when the shifts with the most permissive approvers happen.

ponzicar
Mar 17, 2008

King Vidiot posted:

Can't keep on after chili after sex.

Netflix and Chili. The new dating fad invented by autocorrect.

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ponzicar
Mar 17, 2008
The Walking Dead license must be surprisingly cheap. This piece of poo poo is an NFT game based on it as well: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhD_SwIr0-k

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