Terrible Awful Games: it's either bees and porn or crypto and NFTs

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Evil Mastermind: Apr 28, 2008

http://store.steampowered.com/app/565410/

Take that, eyeballs!

(This is also a phone game that you pay for and had ads.)

# ¿ Feb 16, 2017 19:56

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# ¿ May 3, 2024 00:55

Evil Mastermind: Apr 28, 2008

Do you have what it takes to do the bowchickawowow?

# ¿ Feb 27, 2017 21:04

Evil Mastermind: Apr 28, 2008

Jamfrost posted:

I don't know. Maybe watch the trailer and share your thoughts?

http://store.steampowered.com/app/592750

You can play SPACE-FRIGHT with a controller if you want.

# ¿ Mar 4, 2017 06:31

Evil Mastermind: Apr 28, 2008

Alien Rope Burn posted:

Yeah, it was a big inspiration for Megatokyo for those who remember that internet tire fire.

_{it's still burning}

...how?

fake edit: oh my god they still have characters using "l33tsp34k".

# ¿ Mar 9, 2017 18:41

Evil Mastermind: Apr 28, 2008

The Silver Snail posted:

Keeping on the topic of terrible fetish games, it looks like the developer of Duckles: the Jigsaw Witch had big aspirations for a 2.5D platformer but then got distracted halfway through and made all the bosses big titty witches, filled an entire level with farts, and also forgot to make the rest of the game any good or have any visual coherency at all. Whoops!

Does this game have a negative framerate or something? What the hell is going on with those animations?

# ¿ Mar 13, 2017 04:17

Evil Mastermind: Apr 28, 2008

HeartNotes3 posted:

I got sucked into reading the wikipedia article on "bob's game" and I am so confused right now.

Why? How bad could it b

Wikipedia posted:

Pelloni first got the idea of creating Bob's Game from watching his brother play Dragon Warrior, whose story, he said, he found confusing.

# ¿ Jun 14, 2017 17:21

Evil Mastermind: Apr 28, 2008

Your lonely dad has not dated for 3 years. You convince him to try a computer dating service. Unfortunately for him his date is actually a serial killer. Can you save your dad and escape with your life?

# ¿ Jan 13, 2018 04:39

Evil Mastermind: Apr 28, 2008

Hemingway To Go! posted:

I remember a game like that in flash.

But it was a one room platform game and while just playing it would get you lots of stupid cheivos, there were harder ones to get. Flash games were neat.

Achievement Unlocked?

# ¿ Jan 29, 2018 17:26

Evil Mastermind: Apr 28, 2008

The Joe Man posted:

Award for most fitting name:

http://store.steampowered.com/app/740190/Mistake_Souls/

Correct solution.

# ¿ Feb 15, 2018 04:46

Evil Mastermind: Apr 28, 2008

It's a bug hunt, man! :quagmire:

# ¿ Mar 4, 2018 23:22

Evil Mastermind: Apr 28, 2008

(

for pixelation) http://store.steampowered.com/app/798590/Elven_Love/

quote:

Elven Love will let you feel ancient magic on your skin! Immerse into mystical and mysterious worlds of Wood and Moon Elves.
Despite shared ancestors, both races are different in many ways and falling in love between them is very unusual. For those rare occasions they have an ancient ritual of love which must to be done for reunion of both kin.

In this experience you will be witnessing ceremony preparations of two elves, connected by spiritual bond of love.

Features:

Use magical wands to pose the elves, move them and do other interesting activities

High quality elves models with custom skin solution

Two unique races with individual culture, surroundings etc.

Unique mystical, fantasy atmosphere

Immerse yourself into this experience by completing different puzzles

Watch elves dance with passion for you

# ¿ Mar 17, 2018 03:48

Evil Mastermind: Apr 28, 2008

ToxicSlurpee posted:

What genuinely baffles me is how much nostalgia people have for 1980's cartoons that were literally cheaply made toy advertisements.

As much as I enjoyed He-Man growing up my now adult brain can see it for what it is; a bad, cheaply produced toy commercial aimed at children because children don't know any better. Thundercats wasn't much different and boy howdy are so many cartoons from that era just impossibly awful.

It shouldn't be shocking at all that new cynical cash grabs are being made.

# ¿ Aug 8, 2018 03:20

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# ¿ May 3, 2024 00:55

Evil Mastermind: Apr 28, 2008

Jarvisi posted:

Male Roles
NOTE: No erotic content for these roles.

Wow. I'm disappointed

And also very shocked.

# ¿ May 25, 2019 19:35

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