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Welcome to the thread where we discuss and make fun of the exceptionally bad but also ridiculously bad games that have been releasing on Steam since Valve stopped giving a gently caress about Greenlight and opened the floodgates. Worst shovelware you've seen in your entire life, "this is totally not the dev's fetish", games that you can't even launch, horrific art and writing, stuff like that. This is the thread equivalent of the awful Skyrim/Fallout mods threads so only post stuff that is actually hilariously bad, nobody gives a gently caress that you think Fallout 4 is trash, holy poo poo and I'll ban you for smug-posting something like that. Thread rules:
An example of things you should post: Holy poo poo, check out Miner Ultra Adventures. The video is a pro-click. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVBcUkH1X0g Palpek fucked around with this message at 10:31 on Jan 30, 2017 |
# ¿ Jan 30, 2017 07:36 |
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# ¿ May 2, 2024 17:54 |
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Quest For Glory II posted:check out this sweet map
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# ¿ Jan 30, 2017 09:27 |
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Good to see that honey boo boo is still getting work.Rirse posted:Are the bad shovelwares games that came out pre-Green Light allowed to talk about? I don't mean Bad Rats, but stuff like Horrid Henry and Eternity Child?
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# ¿ Jan 30, 2017 17:07 |
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Stexils posted:"bookworld"
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# ¿ Jan 30, 2017 19:48 |
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Ragdoll Kung-Fu: Fists of Plastic for the PS3 was cool, I agree that the PC version sucked though.
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# ¿ Jan 31, 2017 17:15 |
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These games were originally discovered by FirstAidKite, all from the same developer/publisher seriously called RyuVsCloud: 1. Valortha The official game banner + description: These "genres" were set by the devs themselves: Official screenshots on the game's Steam page: Such a subtle name for the place, everybody's welcome: Just lol at some freaking rear end in the dark: 2. Epica This is how the animated main menu looks as shown in the trailer, just some sexy legs while you set up stuff: The gameplay as a story in 3 acts. I recorded all these from the official trailer for the game: 3. Sayaka I'm loving dead. Palpek fucked around with this message at 01:17 on Feb 13, 2017 |
# ¿ Feb 13, 2017 01:15 |
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muscles like this! posted:Giant Bomb played a little of this on their Friday stream and when you play as the monster in multiplayer it has a big swinging dick.
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# ¿ Feb 13, 2017 10:22 |
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# ¿ Feb 13, 2017 17:34 |
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Something the devs of Haydee thought to themselves: what if we made a Portal-inspired metroidvania but added gigantic bouncing tits and rear end? Some achievements: The community screenshot section is basically outright softcore erotica. The game also has a workshop where you can download nude body mods of varying breast sizes and of course nude versions of female protagonists from other games like Lara Croft, Quiet, Edi or...female Pyro from TF2: I have no idea why nude Skyrim mods still aren't allowed on Steam at this point.
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# ¿ Feb 14, 2017 12:46 |
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There's one male body in that workshop and it's a nude version of Chris from Resident Evil 5. Wow, you can choose if he wears a clockwatch or not, pretty cool.
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# ¿ Feb 14, 2017 16:19 |
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Animal Lover
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# ¿ Feb 16, 2017 10:04 |
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# ¿ Feb 16, 2017 21:54 |
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SaviourX posted:There is no way in hell this belongs in this thread, but I don't want to make a thread OP, so here it is, the answer to all PC games. Pack it all in:
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# ¿ Feb 17, 2017 09:59 |
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lmao
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# ¿ Feb 18, 2017 11:47 |
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It's 2017 and Castle Werewolf 3D is here.quote:The game is made in the tradition of the classic first-person shooters - especially Wolfenstein 3D. In the game you will have to wait interesting 13 levels of huge castle (dark dungeon, beautiful officers' rooms, scary laboratory, bloody ritual temple and others.), finding secrets (sometimes the walls are not what they seem), various monsters, 6 types of weapons, a lot of bloody effects This game has everything. Not an Imperial Eagle: Fat not Nazis: Bad Rats: Not Nazi orcs: Everything's fine, why are you asking: Somebody page the retro FPS games thread.
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# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 20:07 |
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eonwe posted:I came in here to link to this game
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# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 20:55 |
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While we're on an FPS roll: The Last Hope: Trump vs Mafia Just chilling in your skyscraper: Ok, at least the desk is probably accurate enough: Meeting with the voters: Your ultra-modern jet where they apparently replaced all the knobs with touchscreens: When suddenly (it's still a pretty good depiction of Europe): We gonna get medieval on their asses: War, war never changes:
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# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 22:22 |
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If I were an amateur dev bringing my first RPG maker game to Steam via the power of some shady third-party company that generates Greenlight votes I'd just create the most commonly used and edgy set of chat smilies that have nothing to do with the game and watch the cash flow. Or maybe some smart entrepreneur has already done that?
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2017 12:04 |
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drat, that's great. They actually created a rare Pepe.
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2017 13:46 |
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I could probably just keep posting horrendous FPS games and never run out of material so to mix things a bit here's another upcoming hot release that Steam has seen a lot of during the last year: Frisky Business.quote:Take the Case!
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# ¿ Feb 24, 2017 13:58 |
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Lmao these people don't give a gently caress anymore. Just create some garbage, literally name it trash, write some random poo poo and throw that dumpster fire on Steam for 2 people to buy it. Who cares. Uncompromising Trash quote:How long have you not seen this, you have not experienced for a long time it is. Your hero, behind the group - sperm. You need to survive the killing of bacteria of various weapons, throw bloody tampons, shoot by poo poo and dildo , spit green snot and kill all enemies. You're on the planet 'poo poo world' between turds, you're a sperm and you cum at little asses that in turn poo poo in your general direction, also dolphins and pizzas, the face of Jesus Christ is your special attack, roflcopter. Roll in your own piss, turds, vomit and snot. Welcum to the Razer afterparty.
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# ¿ Feb 24, 2017 17:06 |
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Guy Mann posted:Big price drop ($USD 24.99 to $USD 9.99)until we release a new version with more features and fix a few issues.Chasing Dead is a story-based, Sci-fi/Horror First-Person Action Shooter. [url]http://www.ChasingDead.comThe game begins with a strange phenomenon in which another Earth appears[/url] I'm guessing there's some snapchat knock-off involved in my zombie game? Nevermind.
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# ¿ Feb 26, 2017 22:43 |
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What happens when developing indie games goes too far: FBI MANIAquote:FBI MANIA - it's a 2D action shooter. The game designed as a simulator that will help you (with 6 levels which will increase the difficulty as you progress through) to develop the sharpness of reaction and increase your level of using a computer mouse. In the last level a boss is waiting for you and will need you to do your best! Oh poo poo, the creator is hard at work developing another game as we speak: Palpek fucked around with this message at 19:55 on Mar 1, 2017 |
# ¿ Mar 1, 2017 19:51 |
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Stick Shiftquote:Stick Shift is an autoerotic night-driving game about pleasuring your gay car.
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# ¿ Mar 5, 2017 15:48 |
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I had an ongoing bad game write-up series on these forums way before Greenlight and I would never run out of material. However, some of the awful releases in the last 2 years have been on another level entirely.
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2017 15:07 |
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A heads up for people who like digging up treasure: go to Greenlight released titles list. They're all games that got to Steam, some are still upcoming but many are already in the store. A janky name and an amateur-looking title graphic are good indicators of potential thread material. Anyway: The Pasture - simulator of art gallery curator. quote:Mikhail Maksimov manages almost impossible: he combines heavy Russian mysticism where theosophy and cosmism are intervened with the spirits of nature, with the contemporary form of glossy pop culture - 3d-graphics. http://i.imgur.com/u7AAg1G.jpg
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# ¿ Mar 10, 2017 00:25 |
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Kai Tave posted:I'm the bar that denotes the time until you die.
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# ¿ Mar 10, 2017 10:05 |
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Another game with 'trash' in the title, how fitting: Trashvillequote:Trashville - top-down action game, in which you'll have to fight off waves of different enemies. In this hell of a battle you won't be able to solely rely on your weapons. You'll have to use your creativity and set up different traps to survive. Palpek fucked around with this message at 12:23 on Mar 11, 2017 |
# ¿ Mar 11, 2017 12:20 |
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I was just about to post these, lol. drat.
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# ¿ Mar 17, 2017 20:16 |
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This actually makes me imagine an adventure game where a murder is commited and you're stuck in one room with a variety of characters and the plot thickens every time the next person dies. It was probably done before though.
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# ¿ Mar 20, 2017 10:39 |
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d0grent posted:so I recorded a play-through of the game posted in the OP. This game is pretty amazing guys.
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# ¿ Mar 27, 2017 09:02 |
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ChickenHeart posted:Do you know what Steam is missing? More lovely youtube celebrity simulators!
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2017 07:42 |
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Ikari Worrier posted:Have a
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2017 07:07 |
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FirstAidKite posted:I thought for sure your link was going to be to this VN game that came out the same day as the one I posted earlier.
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# ¿ Apr 11, 2017 22:35 |
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So what's up with that Mr. Massagy game on Steam: Does that controller have a vagina? quote:Q: Okay… So, what do I get?
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# ¿ May 13, 2017 00:07 |
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In the case of HuniePop the nude patch is in the OP of a thread created by the dev and stickied on top of the game's forum directly in Steam. It's pretty funny.
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# ¿ May 30, 2017 23:26 |
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Also, while I went to the forum to check if the official nude patch thing is still the case (it is):
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# ¿ May 30, 2017 23:30 |
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DEEP SPACE WAIFU https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPtRzTcafRM
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# ¿ May 31, 2017 22:50 |
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I guess it's such an out-there parody that they had to really carefully and lovingly craft all of those "ironic" garbage backgrounds and assets for it.
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# ¿ Jun 1, 2017 14:31 |
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In before 'no ring'.
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# ¿ Jun 2, 2017 10:10 |