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FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
Here's a censored hentai game that just showed up on steam.

Pale Moon Crisis





Really this post has been an excuse for me to remind everybody in here who missed their anatomy classes that breasts are not lungs, they do not expand like balloons when you breathe

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FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

Yodzilla posted:

All Games > Nudity Games

Interesting choice of portraits in that mansion



e: Spencer? I hardly know her!

e2: Hey everybody, we're all gonna get arklay'd!

e3: TNA-Virus, G-String-Virus, something something the bum-smella coprophiliation

FirstAidKite fucked around with this message at 05:54 on Jan 31, 2017

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
This is some free visual novel, dunno if it's bad or not, I'm posting it here because I don't want to anger anybody in the other thread and also because of one of the screenshots.








Just getting right to the point huh

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
*Strolls up to a nunnery* y'all gay or what

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

ImpAtom posted:

Well? Are they?

What kinda gay rear end convent only has women in it and no men, wtf




I'll tell you how gay when I stream this later

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009


Gender Bender DNA Twister Extreme

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
gently caress it, you can never just have 1 gender bender dna twister extreme screenshot.






FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

END ME SCOOB posted:

It is one of the most bafflingly bad games I have ever played in a way that's hard to explain without sounding like a lunatic. It was made by two, maybe three people, and the only sane one was the artist, who took his paycheck, did his work, got the gently caress out of dodge, and went to art school so he could actually get real work. As a result, the writer begins making GBS threads on the dude at every opportunity in the final chunks of the game.

The writer continues to work in the fetish mines, just hosed up a kickstarter for a third such game, and is a few thousand in debt now because he apparently paid the new artist up front before the campaign failed and now has to make a game on $0 to make anything back.

edit: I also still stand by this being the single worst line in the game.



Didn't the dev's other game just come out of early access on steam?

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
I thought that dev made Max's Big Bust too, though, and that just showed up as complete and finished on steam

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
Ok I was just making sure that they were the same dev because I wasn't sure

also, lol

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
Aw you didn't post arguably the best one.

Viktaram


https://i.imgur.com/XsEc3rO.mp4

FirstAidKite
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FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
Accurate


E: except atelier looks good imo

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
There was a manga called franken fran about a girl who is really good at performing surgeries on people, surgeries that shouldn't be possible, and a lot of it is just monkey's paw type stuff. I bring this up because in one of the chapters, a girl really wants the attention of her crush and she knows he reads nothing but manga so she wants surgery done to make her look more and more like the character in the manga, and the surgeries keep going and going and she ends up as this horrifying mess.

I'll just link an album of some of the pages so people get the idea. :nws: for body horror.

https://imgur.com/a/9x8CP

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

In your little town, people think you are a complete loser.
But when you go outside, nobody has heard of you.
And when you luck up and get to purchase a sexy slave for a few dozen bucks (all your savings), you know there is an opportunity for things to turn around.
You've been a loser all your life. Is the habit too ingrained in you, or do you have what it takes to become a BADASS!


FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
Jumpix Jump has its issues but its biggest one is probably just how *slow* it is, and also that there are a few spots in some levels where you can just flat out get stuck in the level geometry.

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
http://store.steampowered.com/app/614560

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
Is kancolle the one where the american ships are all eldritch horror monster(girls)

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
Turns out kancolle's anime adaptation is on steam, meaning there are forums for discussing it

http://steamcommunity.com/app/600890/discussions/
http://steamcommunity.com/app/600890/discussions/0/135512931353091339/
http://steamcommunity.com/app/600890/discussions/0/135512931353682270/

ok


And yeah I was right about the eldritch monstergirl thing, I was most definitely thinking of kancolle.

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
It's fortunate you stopped on level 3 when you did because level 3 is imo the most painful level of the five. 1 and 2 are short and linear, 4 is slightly open but not enough to matter, 5 is a long meandering path with minor branches for small platforming puzzles, but level 3 is just straight up a maze that I don't know the map of but I'm relatively certain it will loop back in on itself several times and everything looks the same and it's hell, even with me using cheat engine to speed the game up 5x so I could move at a reasonable speed.


Also fun fact: while sped up to that amount, it reveals the the rabbit is actually slowly moving during his idle animation. He'll just slide around the various surfaces slowly but surely.

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

Jamfrost posted:

I saw this earlier in my queue and was wondering what kind of people the artist used as a reference for those kind of bosoms.

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

Man that ain't poo poo that's just tasteful video clips of clothed japanese women.


I thought for sure your link was going to be to this VN game that came out the same day as the one I posted earlier.

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
That was my stream, and yes, it was a very awful and terrible video game that was gifted to me called Games&Girls

quote:

The protgonist is a Gamer who dropped out of college to have more time to play. He used all his savings to buy an exclusive gaming console, called Sirrah. He has alot fun with the console even with nothing else left. One day he wakes up and see a strange but cute girl in his room. What will happening with him?!

Games&Girls is an episodic Visual Novel. Every episode will be about 30 min long. First Episode will be the Main Game and the other Episodes will come as DLC. In every epsiode a new girl will be added.

-Visual Novel with Anime art
-Episodic release
-Every episode has 2 different endings
-HD Resolution
-Adult Content
-Steam Achievements
-some free episodes are planned


The whole thing is just really sad. It's a big poe's law situation where the game almost feels like it is trying to lampoon this type of genre, except it's doing so by just being exactly as stupid and sad as the genre it might possibly be satirizing so it's just altogether really pathetic, frustrating, and cringeworthy.

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
I'm not sure I've ever seen a slower kart racer before

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
The Zoo race is extremely fast, though

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

Oh boy, a comedy game where the dev is trying to be really funny by making a lovely game and the joke is that they made a lovely game :|

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009




FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

d0grent posted:

we are slowly going insane

here's a chicken with a gun

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_7NLeLYmPI

Do you guys have a discord or anything like that

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

d0grent posted:

we've been asked that a few times before so I'm gonna go ahead and make one today

Lemme know when it gets made.


I've got so many bad games I can recommend. >:]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKfupO4ZzPs

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
drat those devs are trying pretty hard huh lol

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
I feel bad for Gordon because people keep thinking his name is Tyrone because of racist shits >:[

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
Good going steam page :v:

The actual game in question :nws:


This is apparently by the same dev as Dragon Knight :nws: which looked like it *could* have been an interesting beat em up thing when I first saw it, but since then the dev has decided to focus more on adding fetish violence t&a stuff apparently as shown by the additions of screenshots to the store page of a girl being eaten alive or a girl getting stung horribly

:yikes:

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

food court bailiff posted:

Haha omg is that seriously a match 3 game

It isn't the first pornographic match 3 game on steam

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

HGH posted:

Whatever it is you linked only takes me to the Steam front page now so it seems to be gone?

Lmao amazing



For anyone who missed it, the first game was calling called Hell Girls where the image for it on the front page didn't even contain the title or anything. It was just a pic of an anime girl blushing while humping a pillow.

I guess someone at Valve decided to step up and go "that's enough. too far." Either that or someone at valve isn't a fan of girls in skimpy outfits with bee stings on their butts.

FirstAidKite fucked around with this message at 00:45 on May 31, 2017

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

Unoriginal One posted:

I just checked, everything by that publisher just got scrubbed. Guessing their new game was too far over the line.

Yeah.

Someone in the steam discord channel ended up saving a pic of it tho

Not Work Safe obviously

I mean, there is no doubt worse out there, but you wouldn't want your boss catching you with that on your screen.

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

Unoriginal One posted:

Nah, meant Dragonia or whatever, it's in the new releases. Orders of magnitude worse than that. Everything seems to be back up though.

Oh

Huh

I tried clicking my link to hell girls I posted earlier and I guess hell girls definitely got taken down for the time being, but for some reason the first time I clicked the link it took me to Nekopara Volume 3 instead lmao

FirstAidKite fucked around with this message at 01:57 on May 31, 2017

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

Unoriginal One posted:

Nah, meant Dragonia or whatever, it's in the new releases. Orders of magnitude worse than that. Everything seems to be back up though.

Oh hey lol the first review for that game I saw


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FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

Shima Honnou posted:

Mr. Jizzard The Tentacle Wizard.



Loses points for not being level 69

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