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FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

Palpek posted:

In before 'no ring'.

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FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
I own that game now.


It was a gift.

I hope the cards can be sold for a decent amount at least :v:

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

Hey now



Post the rest

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

Warboot posted:

Awww My friends really worked hard on that game. They made it in collage. And yes it always looked that bad.

They worked on Banzai Pecan or on Castle Werewolf 3D?

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

Warboot posted:

Banzai Pecan

I remember trying that game and then more or less immediately regretting that decision

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
I'm sorry

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
That game looks pretty bad yea-



GOD DAMMIT

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

Sakurazuka posted:

lol

Make sure you get the patch

I'll need it to kick the smoking habit I'll no doubt develop if I play this game

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

Sakurazuka posted:

No pictures (generally) and you're not a, uh, active participant

https://i.imgur.com/vs2wGIf.mp4



:(

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
Knowing that music video, it's probably something advanced enough that the AI woman is sentient and more or less equivalent in mind to a real human.


For anyone who doesn't know, it's the really good music video Do The Evolution. I'm not a big Pearl Jam fan but the music video really makes that song worthwhile. I think Bruce Timm was in charge of the animation. I think that clip showcases an extreme extreme example of why some people prefer their fetish to come in game-format.

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
I dunno why I thought Bruce Timm worked on it then.

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

exploded mummy posted:

Kite got trapped about 10 minutes in the game after 2 battles a dozen lines of some of the most horribly translated English ever existed in a house because he couldn't understand a prompt and we convinced him to stop playing for the sake of the world unless we wanted to purify ourselves with Nuclear Hell 2.

You guys didn't convince me of poo poo, I saw "go piss now" and immediately just went "No. No no no! I refuse! No!" and closed out and played a different badly written rpgmaker game called Finding Hope instead.

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

exploded mummy posted:

you spent an awfully long time flipping between the options...

That's because I couldn't figure out if there was a safe way out of that dialogue box before I realized I had the third option of alt+f4

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
Dr. Grind-her and his pet givesheadcrab, Cumarr

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

Justin_Brett posted:

http://store.steampowered.com/app/686180/Cat_Girl/

How is this not considered porn even without a secret patch?

From the same publisher as that and the same dev as dark elf:

http://store.steampowered.com/app/680320/The_Heiress/ :nws:

Not posting this because "lol boobs" but because the screenshots they use are all clearly just screenshots of a video lol



Also that's the same publisher who made that one game where the banner ad was just a butt and the game got taken down and they had to change it to something more work safe.

FirstAidKite fucked around with this message at 09:08 on Aug 9, 2017

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

The White Dragon posted:

in the dark of the night, villainous forces made off with a precious jewel. the thief with the heart of gold, SILVER CAT ~serendipitous fortune~ hears the news that the treasure, "EMERALD QUEEN," has been stolen.
she departed at once for the ill-famed :whip:BLACK ROSE MANSION:gooncamp:. however, a dastardly trap had been laid for her and she was captured.
thvsly, the fate of this silver maiden was ******************.

Ok now accurately translate the part further on down because I did the autotranslate thing and I just wanna know if they really included fuckin waterboarding lmao

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
I get that the artist probably doesn't care because they're just trying to draw porn for cash but it annoys me that their attempts to draw sheen on bodies just makes them look like they've got awful blisters/pimples/what-have-you

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

exploded mummy posted:

that won't help kite when someone else gifts it to him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Mi4FGck5Eo

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

Mizuti posted:

Does Steam not care about pony games blatantly ripping off Hasbro's IP?

Only until someone brings it up directly to them enough times that they can't pretend they didn't notice

Case in point, a game on steam that is not made by disney and not made by the rocket league devs but is a rocket league knockoff called "Light Biker Hockey"

http://store.steampowered.com/app/670550/Light_Biker_Hockey/

Note that the banner image thing still says "TRON HOCKEY"

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

New Concept Hole posted:

It was very restrained.

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

The hell is this, that's not the hard time I know and love...

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
If you want to fester, I'm sure you'll find
The abyss you live in's filled with bottles ya piss in
so doff your fedora and get ready for dissin now

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
http://store.steampowered.com/app/665400/Dreaming_about_you/








And of course, stolen assets

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009




At least they're honest

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
Do you guys wish that smash bros was a bad game about gender politics and jabs at people who don't identify as male or female?

Then boy do I have the game for you









FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
Wait, third game?

I thought there were only 3 games and you said you hoped the new game would be good but that you like the third game, so obviously I'm wrong here. How many T&E games are there? I only know about the upcoming one, the sidescroller one Panic on Funkotron (the only one I played), and then the one before that that was some kinda roguelite-type game maybe?

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
I like how nobody even wants to go near Gender Bender :v:

Improbable Lobster posted:

Why not just buy actual factual porn instead of almost-porn games

Who the gently caress buys porn

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

END ME SCOOB posted:

It's questionable how much it can be put on sale given that one of the two people involved has given the other the finger.

No not Gender Bender DNA Twister Extreme, just "Gender Bender" which is this smash bros style game at the top of the page

FirstAidKite posted:

Do you guys wish that smash bros was a bad game about gender politics and jabs at people who don't identify as male or female?

Then boy do I have the game for you










FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
That visual novel about the main character spending all his money on a sexbox and then it turns into a faithful anime girl waifu got its first dlc where he buys a portable game system and then it turns into a little girl

http://store.steampowered.com/app/712160/GamesGirls_Episode_2/

quote:

Story:
After the good end of Episode 1 the Protagonist and Sirrah are a couple and living together peacefully. But with no consoles left the protgonist decides to buy a handheld for gaming again. The next day another strange girl appears in his room and she is a little girl!?

Features:
-Anime art
-2 different endings
-HD Resolution
-Adult Content
-Steam Achievements



Yeah that's bad and not much different from a lot of other visual novel poo poo in this thread but I wanted to post this screenshot because the art is hosed perspective-wise. I see it's supposed to be two different people, the arms in the pic aren't the girl's arms, but what angle are they standing at that and what is happening that is allowed for that pose to happen because all I see is this.

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

Dark_Swordmaster posted:

If you'd just read the loving subtitles....

You responding to me or the isis sim thing?

If to me, the subtitle doesn't help any, it just raises more questions because it looks like they're standing but the background doesn't gel with that :v:

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
Where's my game.com dating sim

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
Sorry, I guess I'm just stupid. The perspective on her and the guy and the background don't seem to line up so it all looks off. Sorry.

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

il_cornuto posted:

Look it clearly states that he is not yet a paedophile and therefore is legally distinct from a peadophile and her body is childish so therefore this is not technically cartoon child porn. Probably.

IIRC the protagonist wonders during the game how old she is since she's his video game console and he's like "I guess you're technically only a few days old, huh"

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

LORD OF BOOTY posted:

why do you know this

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

Discendo Vox posted:

The former. It was positively bizzare seeing Talos Principle badly aping the style and design of Witness more than a year before it was released, based on Blow's blog posts, talks and screenshots.

???????

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
http://store.steampowered.com/app/709900/Deep_Dark_Fantasies/

I'm not even mad. I'm just disappointed. It isn't even trying.





It's a dumb meme game using compressed photos of that meme gay porn thing darkholme and this whole thing is just real sad that someone made it and got it put up on to steam and is charging money for it.

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
I'm not gonna link this game because I've already linked way too many nws anime titty games in this thread and the only funny part is the description.

Killing Time posted:

ABOUT THIS GAME

As a trained assassin, all the battles that Hatsuki has been in will reappear in all kinds of ways. As the player, you hold her destiny, whether the game ends in NTR, pure love or even hold on to virginity, it’s all up to you!

【Features】

●5 entirely different endings.

●All new battles and stories, paired with the best CVs.

●Unspeakable NTR plots.



Lol

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

Schubalts posted:

I legit recommend it if someone has an actual interest in hemorrhoids and doesn't mind fanservice.

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FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

Schubalts posted:

Hit children's guide to hemorrhoids: "Everyone Bleeds From Their Butt Sometimes"

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